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Leyqute:
Diggz the Garri boyll

Ibime:
I believed from start that Courtois has no loyalty and would cause ruckus in the future, that's why I wanted him sold. Cech woulda been happy chilling on his £100k contract, performing at a high level till he is 37 or 38

diggz:
I just don't like Courtois.....the guy irritates me.

Leyqute:
Ekpa diggz can you see that your useless club is nothing but a sinking ship?

Yuropa diggzzzzz. Special Assistant to Coach Sarri on Garri mattaz!!

Leyqute:
Yoruba Diggz!!!

sinizia:
Valencia is injured, Dalot is injured, Darmian is useless, and Mourinho wants to sell our only sensible option in that role?

Leyqute:
Fosu Mensah sold.

sinizia:
See consolation. We're qualifying for round of 16 in UCL, how then will we be shivering in the cold of Himalaya mountain with Shekpe FC? You don dey smoke expired fermented cow dung, abi?

sinizia:
Buwahahahaha. I don die. United don suffer.

wman:
lol.

sinizia:
Beware of Basel. It you guys want to top your group, make sure una win them. I know it looks like it's the end of the world, but if you guys can manage to reach the round of 16, you have surpassed all expectations.

eph12:
Hahahaha these shekpites are comedians aswear.
Erm ekpa diggz, see how your brothers are disgracing you outside.
Arijijaga, fabregas 2.0 and cover chic are the world class signings your brother is talking about?

sinizia:
Just looking out for my brother and being my brother's keeper. Yorupa Diggz, I hail you one more time.

sinizia:
Thanda fire you, Elewon Yorukpa Shekpeteri Diggz!! Ekpa Shekpetewon Digz, dem don release you from prison? Wellicum. How devastating did the news about spending the cold Thursday nights slugging it out with the likes of: Krasnodar, Aves (Portugal), Vorskla(Ukraine), Akhisarspor (Turkey), Jablonec (Czech Republic), Zürich (Sui), feel? I'm sure you had seizures alongside the hordes of other Shekpe-gaggling touts all over the world thinking about it. Pele. It's well. I bring you succour with this new information.

While it's no longer news that Shellsea have fallen down and are now vying for trophies with the likes of Burnley, some uneducated Shekpitewons, who by the way consist of 99.9% of Dry Gin FC fans, are ignorant of the means to survive the looming infamous cold nights playing in dreadful weather in obscure and abandoned countries in Europe. To cope with these difficulties and heartbreak from the pathetic display from Norata and Co, I present to you ways to survive Yorukpa League.

1. To get to such normally inhabitable regions in fastest way possible, you need to patronise Larride Airlines. It's fast, safe and reliable. Larride is offering ist class, second class, last class, business class and no class airline tickets to everywhere even at the ends of the earth where humans should can't survive. For your upcoming ist match against the Tibetian Monks in Mount Fuji, Larride has made sure there's a penthouse suite in the volcanic cortex of the mountain top inhabited by the mountain goats, for your safety. You also get to view the match from the top as your team plays, just hope the volcano doesn't roast your nyash if erupts.

2. It's an open secret that the cold on Thursday nights are quite terrible especially in Antarctica where your Dry Gin FC will face off in the battle of the century with the Polar Bears. LMFAO. With the services of DopeJemi Escorts PLC, we've got you covered. We provide the finest of Jamo, Caribbean, Hispanic, Scandinavian, Caucasian and Indian babes to cure your fever from konjivities caused by the terrible cold. Lillistjnr has already pre-ordered 2 Brazilian and 1 Jamo babes ahead of this encounter. Hurry up.

3. Clothing materials: without the 3rd piece of information, you won't survive the cold in Jos talk more of Iceland where Chelshit will be playing in their 3rd match, or at Mount Everest where the Yorukpa Final will be hosted (that's if una fit even win the likes of Bursaspor to reach final).

They include: Leggings, Down Sweather, Cascade Vest, Winter Boots, Ankle High Tights, Smartwool Socks, Outdoor Gloves, Balaclava (for the various thieves in Shekpe camp ), Duvet, Wrapper (it's called Ogodo in Igbo for the local Shekpe that don't know the English word) and finally, Cap/Hat/Head Warmer. Head warmer is very important before the cold penetrates through the exposed pores in your cranium to wreck havoc in your system. Plus, the chicks in DopeJemi Escort PLC might turn you down once they sight your agbon Seme border "ogo" with white hairs all over it. That mean say konji don kill you be that o.


Lillilist the shekpite in thebWiLLLderness, has already purchased all these items. It's a well guarded secret but as a a waffian like you, I'm letting the cat out of the bag. Pay up via online banking to book these services. If you're living under a rock and don't know what wire transfer or online transfer is, like most Shekpeteris who are populated by touts in beer parlours, you can check out our retail outlets at: 51 Iweka Road, Onitsha. 1/3 Pound Road Aba & 3 Ebinpejo Lane, Idumota Lagos.

Hurry up now!!

dopeJemi:
Okay, I go send you wan song later for your mail or drop the link to download, next week, you go tell me wetin you think about am

eph12:
You're wise.

Leyqute:
Godin used Utd to negotiate a better deal

dopeJemi:
Low tempo, I love am. Wande always delivers. You just dey hear am?

Leyqute:
Diggz unlimited22 airmark etc queue up and collect your slap

airmark:
Zouma for Lukaku will be ok. Zouma will play the 'left strike back' position better for them.

airmark:
They are all angry because


























Mourinho refused to sign Boathand

codedguy1:
The weed that you smoked in your nightmare has started affecting you in real time. Kwantinu!

JayKayMaybachz:
You mumu neva done for faya

Leyqute:
Many are mad but few are roaming.

Ekpa diggz is two things in one.

He is mad and roaming.

Minority status achieved.

JayKayMaybachz:
FOH

eph12:
God will still punish you las las

weedtaker:
with the way things are going, it seems the board will be okay with a top 4 finish, and a decent C.L run

City go win the title again

sinizia:
LMAO. . We parade clowns as CBs.

I'm not holding a brief for Smalling and Jones, but defenders are prone to gaffes. If a similar video was made for Shekpe defenders, it'll be up there with the funniest of them all.

SIRcumalot:
Jesus! We really fork this martial situation up.
Who will pay 40million for a player they could get for free with a little patience ?
Bayern will sell us Boateng and get martial for free.

Leyqute:
Shey people don start to dey smoke bitter leaf ni?

Na wah o

codedguy1:
God dey

JayKayMaybachz:
From Skysports, Ed has been negotiating with lots of clubs for players asked for, but most of them raised the prices of the players way above their worth [Tottenham, Bayern Munich] and some clubs ain't willing to sell [Leicester City] though the player wants to move. Some players don't wanna come cos of they won't be guaranteed starting shirt [Axel]..

SIRcumalot:
make Boateng go siddon.

Nobody don even ask about any of: darmain,smalling,shaw and Jones. Should tell you how well rated these cats are.
Even the Rojo inquiry I suspect say na just play-play nothing serious.
Na two days remain for window to close.

eph12:
I wouldn't mind any rumor now sef. See as everywhere is quiet

JayKayMaybachz:
Now this is the time Mou should prove the "Special One" thing. Let him do a Ranieri, Conte even SAF. No be to dey collect fat salary. SAF had a mediocre team and still won the league. Let him promote Chong and Gomez

Draft Lukaku to the R, Sanchez to The L.. Then Martial acts like a false 9. Like this


Sanchez ........................ Lukaku
Martial


Pogba Matic/Pereira Fred


This formation will solve our problems..

Lukaku tend to drift to the RW most times to make crosses.. Martial can always interchange with him.. To confuse the defenders infront of them.. [Simple Sturvs]

Lingard, Rashford, Mata can deputise for the front 3..

Any case of injury.. Chong and Gomez can come in.. I think Mou shouldn't have loaned Tuanzebe out..

odizeey:
special one wen no fit do anything special with this team no be special na.

eph12:
God will still punish you las las

JayKayMaybachz:


Man Utd don lock shop.. No more signing!!

Let the wailing continue...