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raumdeuter:
Iniesta is a midfielder, Hazard is an attacker,

and Lampard is a striker....


Laumdeuter

Mrphilia:
Thibault courtois just unfollowed Chelsea on instagram. Goodbye to rubbish.

Great news! When next this steeewpid club gets a keeper like cech ...they will treat him right...

neezar:
I am still a Virgin sa

na so...

afrodoc2:
Yeah, I have known about Father Edeh for close to 20yrs. The school is the worst, but I didn’t mean just the lecturers actually but the whole academic system.
Anybody who schools in Nigeria and does well in school and his career is a hero.
The system has been rigged to place as many stumbling blocks in your path as possible, all engineered to make you fail.

fair! I cant argue against the bolded...

Mrphilia:
Haha I'm not cut out for any rubbish this season. If Hazard don't score more than 15 league goals with 10 assists sell him. If Willian doesn't give up to 15 goals and assists in the league sell him. No time for unproductive niggas this season

wellicum sir..

afrodoc2:
But seriously why do these people enjoy making people go through sorrow before graduating.

There are too many sadists in Nigeria masquerading as lecturers.

it is not even the lecturers this time but the school....

madonna university is useless!

neezar:
Thanks boss

at least i go dey posting for FMC owerri from next month

Make pesin relax small jare

neezar na work dem send you go work for there.... not to go impregnate all the nurses and patients for owerri o..!

neezar:
Honestly I have tried all possible means to leave this school but it won't just work out, My uncle don come b4 but he was brainwashed by the Father in charge of exams and records, I even went as far as dropping 200k so dey would work out my transfer but this useless school no gree oo

There was even a day that I decided to miss church, I left my room door open so dey would take me to post, but they left me...I am planning 2 go outside sha and I pray the plan will surely materialise

kpele bros...

eph12:
Which game did you play?

ephuleephueph!

Unlimited22:
Abia State University.

kool…


epp me ask neezar to transfer to ya school cuz I no under him and that father wey get Maradona university

Skimpledawg:
Hahaha

If I dey Abia that period, I go go

na aba unlimited dey?

Unlimited22:

Don't worry, my induction ceremony is coming up real soon. I'll buy you as many drinks as you want then

congrats bro....Na correct man you be...no be dat winch doctor called neezar wey him and Maradona Madonna university don do holy matrimony already so hope no dey for us to drink for him head anytime soon.... Meanwhile.... try attach date to oga....no be the one wey u go come drop date and venue for here on the same day wey u dey do induction so mehn no go fit show face come shayo for ya head...… are you a morata?

Unlimited22:
And this one too

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Unlimited22:
Diggz somehow missed this one when he was digging.

Oya buy drink make you dobale join... then I and airmark fit consider your case...

Cc Skimpledawg….oya epp collect the drinks for him hand and give am address to the place wey him go need dey dobale for us for the next 8months....no collect money join o! cuz we no send you that one and the money wey u don collect embezzle you never still own up to am...

Thank you

Skimpledawg:
Hahhahahhaha

Egbon diggz, you are a wicked somebody

Unlimited is confusing the thunder

leave unlimited and me alone...na my paddy

Mrphilia:
If Morata doesn't score 10 league goals before January. Let's sell him in the January transfer window that's all.

bwuahaha


dont you like miss moritas top notch positioning and first touch anymore?

Unlimited22:
I'm fvcking proud of everyone, except Cahill.
Yes, that includes Fab.
At least Nihilist and airmark and Co will lay off Morata.

Unlimited22:
If na Morata miss am now,we no go hear word.

Unlimited22:
I really don't get how someone can be bashing a player who hasn't even been given a chance.
That's how Morata and Rudiger keep shutting some people up.
Mtchew

Unlimited22:
He is too soft for the EPL = 6 goals in 6 games
He doesn't score with his legs = Hattrick with legs
He's not a big game player = A majestic performance against Atletico away,incl a well taken goal.
Airmark, what comes next?

Unlimited22:
Lol
You're too serious.
Banter should be harmless after all
Merry Christmas man.
And yes, I still won't let you rest when Morata scores.

bros...abeg stay for one place...stop confusing my eyes

Unlimited22:
Is his name Morata?
No?
Worth a shot.

Ibime:
Weakness is not the word. It's dereliction of duty and his own personal avarice to chop money.

true!

airmark:
I just watched the highlights of our last friendly match, don't you think Chelsea should force Real madrid to return Morata's fee, if they want Hazard?

Ibime:
I feel you die. The Governors crown the President. That's why I miss OBJ. That one dey bully Governors anyhow, unlike Jonathan that will open Excess Crude Account for them to come and chop.

jona is too weak...

Unlimited22:
Abi o. If wishes were horses.
But seriously, Morata and Batshuayi are both really young. I wouldn't mind getting a 29-year-old proven striker to fill in the gap for a season or two. Obviously Giroud can't play SarriBall.

douglas costa too...

sari football or not... we need giroud in that team....cant endure the sight of sunken place all season long mehn...

Ibime:
Wike don hijack party structure nah. At the last convention, Jonathan put forward his men, and Wike brought bags of money and got his people elected at all levels of the party including Chairman. I'm waiting for Larride to give me the nuts and bolts of the story.

Toooh…. Jona too weak chai...


Imagine ambode doing that to tinubu

Unlimited22:
Lol
Kasper Dolberg
Breel Embolo
Luka Jovic
Arkadiusz Milik

Messi
Neymar
martial
asensio
isco

Ibime:
Chai. No permanent friend in politics. See as Akpabio went against Jonathan party.

Akpabio is a wise man. He's been quiet against APC all this while unlike Fayose, FFK and all those gutter mouth who have sown too much bad blood to cross over.

Meanwhile, please update me on the beef between Wike and Jonathan if you have info.

na true say jona and wike get beef?

No wonder wike dey lick saraki balls.... toooh!

airmark:
Where did Neymar dive into?

to Laumdeuter

Unlimited22:
At this point, except somehow the Martial rumours come to fruition, who else would you take?

messi

Unlimited22:
Willian and Pedro are both on the wrong side of 30.
Hazard's situation isn't sorted yet.

willian is on the wrong side of 30 yet ur darling club refused to sell him for over 50mil to barca…

Pedro is like a ghost in the team who no one is paying attention to and haven't been linked to any transfer news yet....so technically the only person who is still up or open for ttransfer is hazard....

My question to you is....would you want leon or zaha as hazards potential replacement?

Unlimited22:
Leon Bailey or Wilfried Zaha.
Aleksandr Golovin.
Daniele Rugani(not really necessary, we have defenders).
And a replacement for Courtois if he leaves.
And that's the summer done.

replacements for who?

Jemi7:
Ode, I say "Women" no more "Women" meaning say na only one I dey do now

I like Woman, I dey straight forward

oyieda!

Segedinho:
Officially barca don sign malcom. ..



Sarri say e dey talk wt William daily n blv say he go stay. ........4 coutois n hazard him say he want speak wt dem 1 on 1 cos dem dey very intergral 4 him plan....

cvntois needs to fvck off asap.....

useless keeper!

Segedinho:
4 d fake n bias analyst na...weda na raumdeuter or laumdeuter dem dey call m

ok....

Laumdeuter see ya mail below....

Segedinho:
As if injury no b part of football. ..yimmu

Segedinho:
As if injury no b part of football. ..yimmu

yimmu for raumdeuter or me?