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This is the type of shyttee we wake up to whenever we have a dud leading the attack....we will blame formation, leave formation.....then blame coach, leave coach.....then blame other attackers, leave attackers .....then blame defenders and midfielders while leaving out the major culprit which is ALVORADUD MORITA !! Empty net misses plenty but let's blame the rest attackers and leave the epileptic 70mil striker alone.

Joke of the season..

Leyqute:
And then, chief priests Crusxifio and Dawgiakuk tried to pacify both camps, and failed greatly. For they demanded 12 bags of gold and 2 pots of Bitcoin for their services, which the Shekpites have not.

For King Abramovic had neglected the counsels of wise men and squandered the wealth of the land on shiny Italian oil and bald coaches.

And the cold winds of Yuropa blew stronger towards them but the Shekpetewons prepareth not for it. For great doom awaits the un-great land, as the running prophet prophesieth.

You are a confirmed useless scummytewon



Weyrey

raumdeuter:
I won't lose hope on all Chelsea fans. There are still some sensible ones
Diggz how many league goals did Morata score this season and what was Drogba average. How many seasons did Drogba score more than him

Don't ask me useless questions ogbeni....just tell me moratas season is a success if that's what you are here for.....don't hide behind any names here abeg....

Llorente competing against Kane and son.....Austin competing with Salah,firmino and mane while our 70mil worth personal lord and saviour getting benched by fvcking giroud!!!

Joke of the season....

lalaboi:
I don't know why you are calling me because i am always here.

Let me be clear. Morata did not fail. He did alright for his first season here with the sort of problems he faced. Some of the ITYSA (I Told You So Association) dudes here want us to believe he failed to prove a useless point and have been trying so hard to paint a picture that he was bad . . I just laugh for here. Anything for likes and shares.

The people that want to say he failed so badly with all their might, which of them should i take seriously?
The one that suggested we buy Llorente, One of the worst strikers in the epl this season? I could not believe my eyes when ii saw that.
The one that Suggested Bellotti? that is still Relapsing every gameweek? But then he never runs out of excuse for the italian but is so quick to start ranting over Morata. . kmt
The one that intentionally says Bakayoko is better than Matic with all his might because of one shikini bet? Even as bad as the French fake footballer is, a sane adult is still saying he is better than Matic. for your own mind, who exactly looks more like a bag of beans. .

Abeg, i nor dey for all this yeye agendas here. its pointless

We are sure you couldn't also believe your eyes when the club went for giroud right? Same giroud who was never guaranteed a starting place in arsenal is busy benching your world-class first touch link up play striker with how many goals again this season? A striker who have not only missed some of the most ridiculous chances this season but has also demonstrated that he can't strike/hit the ball properly to save his life......sey that one na striker?

By the way.....there is no need trying to play that Llorente line here....bcuz he was only suggested as a back up striker to batshuayi and you can do a little research to see my stand on it....instead of trying to sell what is not....thanks

diggz:
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Llorente came into the equation when everyone didn't want lukaku. I was of the opinion that I will rather give batshuayi a season to fail or succeed with Llorente as the back up striker or main striker as the case maybe due to the fact that he will come cheap and actually provide us with the temporary time we need to watch batshuayi fail or succeed.

I also made it clear I didn't want morata because of is history of not finding the back of net too often, plus the fee he will be coming for. I always referenced morata to fernadud to drive home my point. If he fails to score goals we will be stuck with 70mil pounds of shyttee for seasons to come. Changing the entire team to make him work or score goals etc....it was just a risk I particularly felt wasn't worth the headache and we can resolve for a short term by signing a player like Llorente while looking for better options or hoping batshuayi/tammy etc comes to the party.

Greatihex:
For those laughing me now. I go still get the last laugh.

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Shame! Shame!! Shame!! Shame!!!!!

airmark:
Being busy all day. You nailed it bro, that was exactly what i told guys here not to let his rubbish goal/minute stats in madrid deceive them. Morata should thank his stars, Mou at Chelsea, would have offered him for sacrifice in Lisbon, long time ago

Raumdeuter is a tricky customer to deal with aswear....timbros knew what he did or was doing when he dropped that yeye stats and quickly fled without defending it.....but ogbeni want to sell us beans with it

No be only goals per minute na goal per second we go use soon

Nihilstjnr:
This is why Morata is the 2nd most useless striker in England after Benteke.

Only Harry Kane has received more quality chances than Morata in the league this season...

yet he's been outscored by Glen Fücking Murray....


Just have a look at that table. Aubamayang came only in January and only has 2 fewer goals Morata.

Rooney has been playing in midfield for a club that has already sacked one manager this season and is on the verge of sacking the replacement....and has only 1 goal less than Morata

Jesus and Aguero have both been injured for large parts of the season and still managed to outscored the sunken Spaniard

Good God in Heaven.

If Morata has had more quality service than Lukaku and can only match and not exceed the latter's metrics per 90, he has still failed.


Anybody that comes here to defend that sunken piece of shït deserves to be flogged like this:

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Cc Raumdeuter you deserve some flogging walahi

raumdeuter:
For the minute played, Lukaku a striker for a top side didnt do better than Morata. If you are saying Morata Bleep up then Lukaku sef na fuckup

Will you kip kwayet and stop writing rubbish here? Was it not moratas sunken place that denied him of his own minutes? Why do we need to excuse him for his poor performances?

You will always find a way of making silly comparisons wey no join for inside talk ...no wonder ribery and robben have chosen to punish you

sinizia:
Page 5555. Ah. Nobody should call that Nihilism guy in the wilderness to come book spaces on historical spots as usual.

Cc Nihilistjnr

raumdeuter:
Why Lukaku was not scoring goals for almost 2 months did his coach bench or rotate him?

Ogbeni I don't give a fvck about lukaku or what he did or did not do.....e no b my bizness chief!

Just tell me morata didn't fvck up this season if it is the position you want to take .....stop all this upandan talk mbok!

Skimpledawg:
Raumdeuter be shooking mouth inside family matter right from time


Diggz coman see

Airmark don epp me give am better slap

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Morata was injured and rotated. Lukaku had 2 months of poor performance and wasnt benched[/quote]Tell us why he was rotated? Dude was banging in goals left, right and center yet conte chose to rotate him abi? Stop chatting rubbish ogbeni.....pls stop!

raumdeuter:
Its not hard, use kaikai to wash your face and look again

Adjusted for time played, Morata has scored the same number of goals as Lukaku, Has more assists, pass completed, key passes, attack score and chance created

So bcuz Morita couldn't make match day squad due to poor performance/performances we should start adjusting time played to help him right? Your brain is definitely paining you dayo......

raumdeuter:
Do you now see for yourself?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7092204_screenshot20180510174426_jpeg19cd841c71f0fd62f4cca436e82738e4

Please can you epp interpret the data? Cuz me no go school n I no sabi wetin Una want me to see with the data....

timbros:
Considering that the main reason why Morata was ruthlppessly bashed (Lukaku) didn't do better than him as at right now, I see no reason to collect any L.

Airmark skimpledawg abeg help me give this guy L gif please

Leyqute:
Yuropa diggz forever!

Scummytewon

timbros:
Lol...Thanks bro.

Which L please?

Morita or morata or sunken place ..... Take Ur pick sir

Timbros welcome back ...... do you want to accept your L like Greatihex now or later?

Nihilstjnr:
There is no pride in taking an L of this magnitude

There is only shame....

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Greatihex.... shame! Shame!! Shame!!! Shame!!! Shame!!!

Skimpledawg:
This is good egbon. There is no harm in accepting your L.



Airmark and diggz, one down, more to go

We no accept....we no go gree

Greatihex:
you are shameless. I am one of those that supported and rejoiced for the signing of morata, but the truth is that he served me L this season. I have not given up on him though, but i will take my L with pride. I believe he will sort out his finishing next season.
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Airmark, i have taken my L already, so, don't come for me again.

Na so...! After stressing to compile your names....you now want us to remove yours bcuz you just decided to willingly accept your L at the end of the season abi?

We no go gree oh.....we no go gree............ Greatihex we no go gree

raumdeuter:
How many players scored more league goals than him

Stop asking me useless qxns ogbeni.....


You claim Morita did well with the time and support that he got and I am asking you to show or tell me how.... thanks

raumdeuter:
Morata did well for the time and support he got.

The main culprit was hidden Hazard

How did Morita do well? Do you mind sharing?


@ hazard

I am sure you saw the post that I responded to.....and I am also sure you didn't see hazard in any of the post too...... Please tell us how Morita did well for the time and support he got.... thank you sir

Nihilstjnr:
can I do a 30-day swear for Morata challenge?

No need to swear for Morita bruv..... Just help us invite those who wanted him here to start with to come defend the season he has had please......that definitely will be a better read bruv......

Leyqute:
YUROPA DIGGZ!!!

Scummytewon leyqute ...how moanrimhoe?

eph12:
Good morning uncle diggz. We came to greet you yesterday but you were not at home. Nihilstjnr told us you went to beg Costa to come back. Hope the begging was successful?

Jose gave you guys a very good striker but you starting shouting upandan that Costa should fvck off. You see why you shouldn't be drinking shekpe even if you're a shekpetewon?

Even in your steeeewpidity, you are not even coherent ....... Fvcking scumcvnt!!!!

Mscheeeew...... Morita

For everyone who mentioned me......thanda will visit you scumcvnts!!!

Nihilstjnr:
Morata is a plague upon this great club.

fernandud mush??

anyways... make I wait for next season first

Skimpledawg:
Ayam sorry sir, Ayam

Send me again, I will deliver.

Who do you want thanda to be given to?
Le.yqute?
Elr.ony?
E.ph 12?

I can handle them... My boys in the ministry

Just epp me send that airmark guy wey dey pop champagne to pop am close to Elrony balls like him do dayo the last time....cuz we no need L-rony to reproduce him type of madness again....thank you sir.

Skimpledawg:
Egbon, you dey see the Ls Ibi.me and co are sharing on our thread

Bakayako, L
Renato, L
Kyrocheke or whatever his name is, L

When are we going to start sharing your Ls on Morata issue?

I cannot wait for season to end mbok

Bia skimpledawg ur paddy paddy don wan too mush for this ministry....sotey to share ordinary thunder don turn hard labour for you kwa......we go gats recheck the date wey ur tenure as minister go expire....if e too long na to impeach you sure pass right now