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raumdeuter:
Ramires wasnt even in the final. He was just better thanm Terry in that he did his work at the semi

Keep kwayet ma friend ....he made sure we made it to the finals....he single-handedly destroyed barca at home....stop chatting rubbish.... ballack should be cleaning ramirezs boots

raumdeuter:
When Ramires carries his National team to the world cup final, let us know

Ramirez carried cfc to ucl finals and we won it. Ballack have been carrying teams to finals but can't show shibi for it. He is a confirmed useless player....bad omen sir.

There must be a demon within cfc making all these useless signings to punish us.......

airmark:
Where are you in Ibadan?. I hope you haven't gone to angle 90 or ekotedo to play free kicks.

Obiano is a useless boy....I am sure he is staying in one of those places you mentioned

obainojazz:
Chelsea fans like big things, or maybe the ones I know. Also, if she is Yoruba... Likely big. My eyes don full for Ibadan wey I don dey small.

You no well...you better carry ur konji for ibadan go buy lux soup or Omo detergent

obainojazz:
Abeg no vex, Is your wife BBB or na lepka.

Lol....how her size wan take add money for Ur pocket today you this madt mad? And,why are you asking?

Griffon:
I am still not fully back bro. It has been a rough phase, but I will be fine.

How madam?

Kpele...thank God there is progress and you are getting better.

She dey my brother . Thanks

Griffon:
I knew something disastrous was brewing when we missed out on signing Tolisso.

It didn't take long before Bakayoko happened. The very day that transfer was made to Monaco's account was the day we had our chances of winning a silverware buried in the purgatory of 'HOPE'.

It is obvious even to my granny who knows nada about football that Bakayoko cant run a midfield. The last time we were seeing a Chelsea's game together, she kept complaining about the boy with a 'yellow head'.

Its an awful situation we are in, to have spent close to 80mil on average middle-men, when we could have landed decent lads for less figure.

Drinkwater can be taken in as a squad player, Bakayoko doesn't even qualify as one.

I was explaining to a pal weeks ago that Bakayoko's problems goes beyond being functional in midfield. The guy fails in almost every aspect of the game.

He doesn't have the great desire to have the ball at his feet and this is because he doesn't believe in his first touch and his ability to think through the game quickly - Psychological problem.

He doesn't have the innate ability to lead and connect with his teammates. Hardly do you see him charging his teammates to victory - Social problem.

He doesn't understand where his teammates are and when to make a quick transition - Tactical problem.

His touches are HARDLY quick, adventurous and accurate - Technical problem.

Despite standing over 6ft tall and possessing the body frame of his biggest fan, Nihilist, he still doesn't know how to shrug mates off the ball or even bully opposition players - Physical problem.

I am very sure the reason why he has a collection of hair sprays is because he is also battling some spiritual problems, most probably an ogbanje spirit.

The deed has been done already. We can take consolation in the fact that Loftus-Cheek is still out there receiving half of his wage from us. I am sure he'll dispatch the French scam from the starting XI anyday he is recalled.

Let us believe there is still hope for Chelsea.

It's abso-fvcking-lutely true, we even have Barkley in our midst now.

I am DEAD!

Welcome back bro....I believe you are good now.

sod09:
Sanchez can never be the same player he was when in arsenal. Guardiola realised this and pull out that's a man with sense but mumu idiotic moanrinho will spend without sense, Conte is also stupid Sha.
Tell me who will he replace in your starting line up, how can they accommodate him, will he get the same freedom as he had in arsenal?
You still suffering from Costa lost

We will play him ahead of those fvckers who are not willing to score

Spy360:
If Wenger has any sense of duty, he can reply this mess by doing a triple swoop of Aubameyang, Malcom and Mkhitaryan.

Throw in another top defender, and he will make my list of man of the year.

40mil for fabrepass

raumdeuter:
Ballack carried his own teams to the CL and world cup final, WHen will Hazard match that

You are shameless.......even ramirez shits on ballack

raumdeuter:
WHen Hazard carries the team to win the CL or won the world cup then I wont yab him

Na baby carrier him be na....see ya mouth

Nihilist:
Sanchez is twice the player Mahrez is in my opinion.

And he satisfies the raumdeuter criteria-he can drag any team to success.

Bwuahahahaha @ drag any team to success

Nihilist:
Fück the wages bruh.

We know theres no resale value and he will break the wage structure, but for a player like that? Hes worth the risk on a 3 year punt.

Mahrez for me o!! Burr I sincerely don't mind him as he will add goals to the team

raumdeuter:
Na you blind pass na

Effect of klopp knocking fraudiolas head is affecting you....face front oga!

Nihilist:
Im reading that we're now in the chase for sanchez....

Omo that one go sweet o

Wages nko?

raumdeuter:
Your own is deeper than Marianas trench. I watch most Chelsea games to mock Hidden Hazard

You must be blind...

raumdeuter:
Diggz you are the liar here, In Chelsea games, Fabregas and Yoko get upfront as many times as possible,

But since you dont watch games, you only try to get drunk everyday its bo surprise

You steewpidity is bigger than river Niger....get lost...you don't watch our matches

raumdeuter:
Diggz you are drunk again. This is a Mourinho team and wthey are still defensive. Yet Martial Lingaard dey score but Hidden Hazard nko?

You are dense oga...mou team...so how many times have you seen just 2players isolated upfront in this game?

Watch match No!! You go dey listen to radio nigeria come dey vibrate here like Nokia 3310

raumdeuter:
Lukaku is not scoring but the support cast is scoring Martial is scoring Lingaard is scoring

But if na Chelsea If Morata doesnt score nothing dey happen as Hazard has been banned from scoring

Sharrraap dere ogbeni.....is manU defending deep like cfc playing 2upfront? Stop chatting shyte ....your brain is not gutter pls

Useless scummies

De Gea sha....good keeper

raumdeuter:
Cant you have Kante and Fabregas alone in midfield especially vs lower team because there is an extra defender in the back 3 who can easily tuck into midfield and ease the work load

What extra advantage does having a 3 man Central defence have vs low level teams if the extra defender cant tuck into midfield, ease the work load for Kante and Fabregas can be the creative fulcrum

The creativity from deep that Fabregas provides isn't something you should just throw away, There are many one time long ball over the midfield that Fabregas provides and he is the only one who can do it in your midfield

If you are playing Barcelona then you can load midfield with them Bakayoko and other runners

I will even prefer Luiz plays in that midfield. Fabregas have been shyte creating or defending. He is a burden at the moment ....same with bakayoko. If I am conte....luiz and kante will be the sure starters in that midfield till season end.

Nihilist:
One fool on twitter said Mane + Salah is the best Muslim attack since 9/11

My God

Lol...

Leyqute:
I was being sarcastically serious.

Make una sha dey fight. If a striker doesn't score, shouldn't there be other players to score in the team?

How many players have contributed to City's 60+ goals? How many players have been scoring at Man Utd since Lukaku started his dry run?

NzugbaDRAW. Make una dey fight unasef.

Stoke!!

eph12:
Finally a Daniel to rescue your season and guaranty you guys 4th position ahead of Tottenham

Madt man....

ovoP:
the dude isn't coaching today..... He starts tomorrow

All the players will want to impress him...so I am very sure united will have a difficult game

Giggs is the new Wales manager

airmark:
Is chelsea no more interested in that porto striker again? Tim Carroll?

Except the guys name is Andy Carroll ..... cuz that is the only name flying around right now

sod09:
una wan buy morata senior brother abi
i pity una, gathering head masters

Omo...Na serious cross and nod fc we wan turn mehn

Nihilist:
I hope not for FPL reasons, I carry two Manyoo defence.

a 0-0 draw go suit me wella.

Just park a beautiful bus for 90 minutes against the scummy bus drivers.

I think Zouma is back. He knows what he has to do.

Lol

This Andy Carroll's news is not going anywhere soon...even skysports don join dey shout am