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elrony:

Pastor pastor.........Na where u dey travel to dis weekend?

pamcode:
We need to win this game or at worst draw. Lose is a no deal.

I will gladly take a draw as long as we beat the scummies black and blue

Nihilist:
Is this a rap or a school anthem?

Bwuahahahaha

raumdeuter:

I no wan too talk make he no be like say person dey give scammers liver, but a lot of these so called checks are just hayaj. Dem no dey catch anyone with it. With the BVN if you know how many people still get scammed daily and walk away free. They have been doing finger print for passports for years yet that hasn't stopped boys from getting multiple pp without getting detected

If a guy scams you and you know his name and the account number you paid to, even BVN, They will tell you to go get a court order before you can put a lien on his account. To get court order you have to go multiple times or pay money to get the order. Or go to EFCC or Special Frauds Unit to report. Just give you a lot of run around that you will then begin to wonder, All the so called checks and balance you claimed are there. What is the use

The banks that failed, Do you know how many loans were unpaid, even with guarantor or even collateral. All those rich men go just collect loan and refuse to pay back and the best thing the bank can do is to send bank managers to beg them

Do your personal due diligence not to get scammed, If you are scammed just enter babalawo house and go swear for the guy and hope the Babalawo sef no scam you with fake jazz.

But if are depending on Nigerian institution to help you retrieve your money. You are OYO. Police go just open office for your head begin use you chop

Bros...Naija is fvcked up.....given!! burr BvN done help the system greatly since CBN introduce am. Truth is,scam go always happen burr the kind scams wey dey happen now no dey as porous and common as before for the system again .e.g the case of someone walking freely into the banking hall to impersonate you, and withdraw cash directly from your account is wiped out with BvN. The case of owing bank A without paying and trying to get loan from Bank B is gone, except na Ur papa be director or MD for the bank ,you can't get penny etc.

The issue of you getting scammed by your client or staff or business partner or family is a different ball game entirely. It is not the responsibility of the bank to take action or place lien on an any account without the court giving such instructions. It will simply not happen. Same way you won't fault or hold the banks in jand responsible for being careless with Ur credit card and credit card details when your friend decides to ball hard with it.

I do agree with you as regards naija institution's like police,effc,judiciary etc bcuz of the way they handle fraud cases. I actually think they can do better.

Leyqute:
Egbon diggz calm down, your blood too dey hawt.

You can take a tea or sing Kumbaya but just calm down.

Calm. Down.

I am calm my oga...Na una dey oppress us na

raumdeuter:
I am new to the BVN scheme but is it tied to your finger prints?

To open a bank account shebi na Passport and utility bill dem need. Check this, I am Uche Obi I had many bank accounts and defrauded people in Onitsha,

I moved to Ibadan changed name to Tunde Ojo, Went to passport office made another passport in that name and got utility bills also in that name. Dey will give me another BVN right to match my "new name"

Move to Kano do the same get a new passport and repeat.

Getting a passport in Naija is easy there are guys who have original passports in like 10 names shey you know?

Correct me if I am wrong in any of my assumptions

It is attached to your finger prints bro and there is no way you can have two bvn numbers.

Bvn is actually called biometric verification number bros..



Modified: I know boys use to have loads of pp wayback but I sincerely dunno if it is still happening till now.

JayKayMaybachz:
Smh

Wha appin?

raumdeuter:

No. Because we dont have records in Nigeria. I can easily change my identity in Nigeria

In Yankee every child born is registered and given a Social security number which is unique to you for life. So if you change your name, relocate, bleach your face or change gender your SSN is still the same and that number is required for all financial transaction which involves credit

In Nigeria if I scam people in Enugu while bearing Emeka Okonkwo, I can relocate to Ibadan and start answering Tunde Ajayi and start my scam all over again

We actually have BVN which the banks uses as a form of identifying individuals. As far as i know, everyone who runs an account in Nigeria is entitled to a single BvN number which can be used to identify one across all Banks. It is actually compulsory to have a bvn before you can do any business with a bank. Though the bvn is not used to track down defaulters it can be used by any bank to trace your credit history and all...... Even if you change your identity from A to B, you still won't be able to open or run any account with your new name in any bank in naija bcuz you already have a bvn number that is attached to name A. In essence you will automatically become unbankable......

chrisley024:
Win today's match 1st

I only care about us defeating you scumwats

raumdeuter:
Really the CL he won on the bench like John Terry na that you wan compare to Benzema hat was a starter while winning his own?

Dayo let our legend be mbok!

raumdeuter:
Na me be dem father wey dey share sense give them. EMi ni oko iya won

Baba weyrey Raumdeuter1 of the entire nairaland

Chaiiiii....these scummies don turn terrorist shuuu...! Dem no dey allow person drinkwater drop cup for ground again

LoRdCaT:
I am trying to fish out why you like dreaning. How una wan take beat us? Una don beat crystal palace finish?

I rest my case till after the game...

LoRdCaT:
Joseph. how far

Joseph ke....what are you fishing for? so I can just tell you straight

elrony:
I dey travel this weekend

We go keep ya party wait you....I see say ur broda dope done disappear since Huddersfield fvck una up. Yours go worse pass hin case for here so

weedtaker:
just pray make una no lose that match, cause if we try win eh, E go red for dis dust-bin wey una the call thread.

Kolo man...you better pray too cuz we go dump shyyte for that una Babylonian thread

elrony:
You dey find farmland wey you go sow seed of discord abi?...

We actually dey wait for you this weekend

Nihilist:
Let Manyoo just lose our match first.

We will bind that mini-Belzebub and cast him into the Lagos Lagoon.

Bwuahahahaha

I don't care how conte will do it but we have to win against the scumwats come weekend.

elrony:
Raumdeuter dey fight against humans like airmark and co...

Me na against principalities and power in wicked places

Spot the difference! !!!

Na Nihilist you dey call principalities and power in wicked places abi? Him dey come for you

elrony:
Raumdeuter why dem dey always panelbeat you for this thread

Raumdeuter na one man squad...him dey hold e side wella pastor.... unlike you wey dey disappear as fast as the fart of a leprosy witch

afrodoc2:
There is prosperity everywhere and there is poverty everywhere too, it just depends on your individual situation.
But on that thread they were making silly comparisons like US based cleaner vs Naija based bank manager and on top of that they were quoting bogus figures.
Why not compare like for like e.g naija based barber vs US based barber AND then factor in things people abroad take for granted like good roads, constant electricity, good healthcare, available credit facilities e.t.c
What I make in a day now I used to make in a month in Naija. Even nurses, radiographers and physiotherapists from Naija building duplexes everywhere. If they could do that back home they won't be going on strike every other month and slide tackling one another professionally[b].
It is when you come in illegally and you have no professional qualifications that you might suffer long[/b].

#fact!!

chic2pimp:
Hahaha at one point last weekend I pity you small sha. Your "Mentions" must have been off da hook. Everyone wanted a piece .

Diggz Baba odikwa serious o

Ño mind pastor el running

raumdeuter:
Just like I wont agree to swap Neuer with Cortouis, Boateng for Luiz, Kimmich for Azpilicieuta etc

Na so...

EvilMetahuman:
I mean prefer zappa to moses.

To be honest I prefer moses bcuz I feel he is more solid defensively.

EvilMetahuman:
I thought you don't like moses?

I don't like moses ke....? The only player i presently don't want to see in that team is bakayoko yet I won't even say I don't like him.

airmark:
Apari werey. Below is the unedited report by skysports.

"Mourinho did not make any demands. He asked for more autonomy in line with how English clubs are organised," Perez said.

"Everything that we do we do because they are the right decisions that do not take into account personal sentiment."

Let your team swap lewandowski for benzema and let's see fans' reaction.

Dayo won't even agree to the swap

EvilMetahuman:
Conte's press conference ahead of tomorrows game.





Conte says Kante and Drinkwater are
available for tomorrow's game but Moses is
still out.

Great news....!!! burr we need moses back asap mbok!

Lana1:
The same way Pep would ve only one UCL if he had not fraudulently robbed his way into the 2009 final.
Do u now see how dumb ur logic sounds??

Abeg go take a seat at the back and let the grown-ups do the talking!!

Bwuahahahaha

raumdeuter:
IMO If you are single come. If you are married with wife and kids, then you have to think am twice.

There will always be a period of struggling and suffering, Its easier for you while single to sleep on a couch, move around and do whatever is needed to get you settled than with a wife and kids to cater for

#fact.....


And please if you need to make such move..... just make sure you have your papers, so you can stand a better chance of surviving, and doing reasonably well over there.

raumdeuter:
In the last 3yrs I have seen many bank managers, People in Banks AM and above in Nigeria that relocated to Yankee and wont mind doing this menial job even some people who are on 9-13M a year in Nigeria

All those people lamenting on that thread, if you tell them you will give them an American visa for 1 week and collect 2M Naira they will all drop the money and flee

Funny part is most branches are not even run by AMs and above these days...ABOs and BOs are managing branches well. Even the so called AMs self don't make as much money as those people in that thread will have you believe.