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@ Greatihex

Kindly show us Ur appointment letter

Greatihex:
yes. We they cobham staff must be paid.

Shuuuu.....na which time we employ you?

funlord:
Yes I saw you asking one chap about bdc the other day but you sabi say I dey like keep my biz yarns far from here so I no put mouth! Once you ready beep me! I go guide you to the heavy weights and help you avoid the sharks! No lele...

Yeah....I get aspa keeping Ur biz out of here and all dats why I leave am on surface gist. Just like we dey do now so....... however, when the better matter reach ground na on the low low we go dey discuss am.

I go definitely holla you cuz I need my share of dis money bruv.

Griffon:
Joelfinest, Cobham Express Services.

This package is definitely for you. The sender Pamcode referred himself as your bromate.

Please sign here ..............................

Date : 07-09-2017
Time of delivery: 09:50am.

Bruv ....I think you should channel Ur resources into dem boiz making commitments. Dat 200 dolapo go make some sense walahi

funlord:
Extremely rare! In fact none this year. I have a set up plus as you know g boys no dey use eye near my deals! Na bitcoin and paypal and all those yeye gift cards be their house!

Oh ok....mk I try tidy one or two things I suppose start up something in dat regard very soon. I go definitely let you know when I wan get into am for here sha.

I no go mind do both ways transactiond as long as my capital dey secured first and profit dey reasonable, I no go mind.

funlord:
Hmmm! Yes Bros...exactly! Although some need naira ( government officials or their kids trying to wash funds in yanks as per buhari dey peep) then some need dollars paid to their peeps in the u.s or other countries (either as school fees, rent etc) as a means to get around bank charges or merciless mallams rates! Some are peppered peeps just buying it all up for cheap! Every one comes with an angle!

How una dey use run the exchange without issues....since both parties most likely won't see face to face for such transaction to happen?

who pays for? Take for example....,let's say someone needs xyz dolapo to settle bills in the US which I can provide, will the person credit my naira account first or I will need to credit him or her first to get my naira or vice versa?

What is the rate of failed transactions on nl compared to successful ones...do you have any idea?

@ funlord

How una dolapo bizness dey run for nl self? Sey people many wey dey look to convert naira to dolapo n vice versa?

Griffon:
Are you fvcking wishing our parent company crashes out of the UCL because of $500?

Don't let this get to the ears of the authority figures at our headquarters, lest me and you don dey go back Africa to resume to dey pick-pocket for main park.

Naaaah! No one is wishing for such...just stating the original bet the way it is.

Hmmmmm

Bimffo:
Diggz, come and help my life.

A 3rd class keyboard warrior like me who is still searching for a gateman or security job to do

Skimpledawg:
cc dopejemi.


I been wan help u as a South South brother.

Dopejemi na useless boi....but na even south south too

Griffon:
All talk and no action isn't how the Cobham team roll anyway.

Funlord and Joelfinest, we need you both to come forward with your $200s.

Cobham official Paypal exchanger, Afolabi Oyetoro Nihilist would watch over your stakes over the next 8 months.

Wait Wait.... Joelfinest should be dropping $500 vs funlords $200 incase cfc goes out of the group stages.
The 300 on that money is for Cobham.

dopeJemi:
you dey crase? you wey be ordinary apprentice na go decide? let the boss decide

I am the HR head bruv...we are definitely not going to employ you today,tomorrow or ever! Do have a nice day bros

Bimffo:
Joel just dey share money up and down na, so tey, I no wan believe am again.

Wetin cobham do wey him go just give una 200 bucks. Na so dollars take easy.

$1,100 × N400(assuming highest exchange rate)= N440,000.00

I think it is very feasible bruv.

Skimpledawg:
Am I supposed to deliver this mail too?


Baba funlord, you have a soft mail here sir.


Egbon diggz, Abeg screenshot all these money bets o plus our own promise

Sure!

dopeJemi:
omo the guy Don offer una the 200 dollars oh

I officially join the cobham team, for the time being

We no dey employ for now

Bimffo:


See how money dey fly up and down.

Joelfinest, no fall my hand o.

You sabi how much you dey talk here.

Baba, Na 200 dollars o you wan give cobham.?

Ahhh.

Make I go offline abeg. I no want trouble.

Na observer naim you be na...how trouble wan use rch you?

Griffon:
Cobham Exchange Services - Connecting Bettors!

Diggz put this down in our records.

Done!!

dopeJemi:
you are betting 200 dollars against his 500 dollars

the original bet is 200 dollars, Chelsea makes it to the semis, 200 dollars Chelsea doesn't make it to the semis, now he is adding an extra 300 hundred dollars if Chelsea doesn't qualify from the group, that doesn't concern you as you are not entitled to add more cash to your original bet if Chelsea do qualify from the group

it's all gain for you if Chelsea doesn't make it to the semis or if they fail to make it past the group stage, your money will be 500 dollars if the latter if the case

Bruv....na Cobham get 300 abeg. That one na to settle awon boyz

funlord:
My point as you can see from airmurks original post was that this shekpe side cannot ever get to the semis talk less of winning the comp! He feels you all can and I agreed to his bet with a wager! You can see from my modified post that he agreed to this! I think it was early this morning he came with his group stage story! You can't counter bet against your original bet? That is for pansies!

It's impossible to try and outsmart me in cash magana! We also need to leave space for other punters who may want variations! Our original stake was $200! He and I confirmed it! EOD!

Chief.....your original bet of $200 stands either ways as long as we don't make it to the semis. If we don't get out of group stage, get knocked out from round of 16 or quarter finals as long as we don't get into the semis you have won.

Him saying he will add extra 300 if we fail at group stage is just a bonus.

Abeg your bet dey very safe burr e clear u no need d 300,we go use am settle cobham boys.

funlord:
This bolded figure was what I staked on! I don't know what kind of remix answer he gave on the next figure! Kindly remind your blue brother that the day chelsea exists the competition as long as it is before the semis that is the day I expect his cream to hit my account! No ifs,buts or maybes! No be only nihi like new sneakers!

Dude is offering to pay you extra 300 if we fail to get out of the group stage.

Bimffo:
This.

Then



$200

Then another bet, by Joel the 1st of his name




$500.

Cobhams, please screenshot and but the picture in your dropbox, and drop the link here.

Joel and Funlord, please you have to honour your deal.

Don't deactivate your account.

Bless up, brothers.

Done!

airmark:
I learnt Ed is now on uefa board. No wonder you are so confident.

Griffon:
Hello Funlord, you seem to have a parcel from a certain Mr Bleach.

Griffon:
Looks like Diego Costa would be joining Besiktas on loan.

Good one!

airmark:
Dayo na chief amala turner.

raumdeuter:
Is that a trap? Its only a foolish person who will enter that type of bet

Lets bet on this

airmark:
Werey apari.

At least you understand what 'right now' as at the time i made that comment meant.

Dayo don change am for you

raumdeuter:
Ifyou are hungry then go find work no be on top NL you go open office

Shey you go bet $100 in Krychowiak being the best DM in the world?

Chaiiiii.... Dayo da tortoise u no gree enter inside trap

Bimffo:
Diggz, where you dey.

200 dollars fall on you.

Bruv I kukuma....dey here

airmark:
My hausa boys are sad that diggz didn't engage them after preparing to dig yesterday. Are you ready to part with 100 bucks if they bring the evidence?

Odunharry:
All of una still dry learn where Raumdeuter dey for digging.

Baba na bad man.

Dayo naim wicked pass for digging level