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raumdeuter:
scumwats and 100mil Lukaku fans

Good evening sirs, Hope you are watching the Super cup after 45mins

Lukaku was played about 3 times the amount of minutes Morata played last Sunday please what has been his contribution so far? On the field currently Lukaku is the 3rd most expensive player after Bale and Pogba

Lets also not forget that unlike Morata, Lukaku is not playing in a team with a man down

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Scum4ckingwats!!!!! Long may Ur miserable looking footie with no trophies and woes continue....

lordfalcao:
what material is on ground that can't make him hit goals?? Just admit hazard should improve his attacking output ..

We are very ok with hazard,he is not Ronaldo,messi or Neymar but we know what he brings to our team and we didn't have to cough out 70mil for him.

Tell us what ur 70mil striker aka morufu will bring to the table asides first touch and keeping shape?

lordfalcao:
will hazard die if he hit 30 goals all season ?? He is the next thing after ronaldo and messi

Goan make him hit 30goals na.! You people will not look at the materials you have on ground...na to do wish for wetin no possible naim una dey like do.

You can add pedro n willian to the list of those that should do 30goals and not die.

timbros:
I'm no archaeologist but I'm sure Airmark can dig out your #ConteOut hashtag in this very thread if he wants to dig. Ibime is good in digging too.

Bwuahahahaha....don't ever fvck with airmaik,funlord,raumdeuter,ibime,nihilist and co. when it comes to digging. They can even dig your soul into early grave.

That crazy agbaya dayo sent one guy to ICU for months!!! after he dug out the guys status in the US and posted it in the the us politics thread.

These boyz can really be evils if or when they choose to.

funlord:
True talk.....the rest is mostly trolling! But oooooh what a sweet ride it's still gonna be!

Broda...I have zero expectations to be honest. Imagine when you use Ur money buy Bugatti just to dey push am to start or pray n fast mk e no park stop you for third mainland..ehn!

I will gladly wait till end of season ojare. My guys wey go watch live match against arsenal still dey cry till now so

Nihilstjnr:
Mehn the party suppose nice brother Diggz

I greet you with "Brother Brother" in bisa kdei voice....

I don start to dey do rehearsals first dey wait bcuz e be like say na life performance go get tonight own.

Isskaba.....isskoroboto.....isskorobote....isskaba!!!

Test the microphone yea.. Terry G test the microphone yea....

raumdeuter:
So how many games has this condemnation of Morata been based on?

No one is condemning him yet. We are willing to wait till the end of the season before we can decide if he failed or not.

lordfalcao:
I concur...

You lordfalcao....were you not here misinterpreting everything kesh said about Contes position few days ago over his frustrations with our transfer dealings?

Maybe u will provide money for us to buy new players with, bcuz I don't know which of the forwards you expect to start delivering high numbers that they have never done before.

raumdeuter:
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This is the HUGE chance that Morata is getting roasted for. He looked he didnt expect the ball to get to him

Nope dayo....don't even go there. Don't reduce out stand to a single game afterall we the non believers of morata actually want him to succeed,we are presently praying and fasting even with 70mil paid for him to succeed, plus a season for him to convert us into believers.

Don't mistake today's post for us condemning him yet as we are willing to wait till the end of the season to pass judgement.

pamcode:
lol my hands no dey bros but I sincerely hope Morata comes good for Us if not for anything but for the numerous rival fans waiting to tear him apart.

No.no no!! We no go collect your resignation from the first touch camp no bribe us...lol.

Omo...I dey fast and pray for am to come good too o! Cuz it will be too painful to see 70mil go to waste just like that.

pamcode:
Is that the way of it?
I actually wanted us to go for Lukaku but since we lost him and got Morata, I looked for his Strength and I found first touch and team play. lol

Pamcode is too late to remove Ur name from the list bros

nate MIUIevs:
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You are the one who is being rigid in youkjkr analysis. You are trying to criticise the alternate viewpoint without full grasp of the underlying principles.

This is it. Because the whole concept of this is that in a fluid system, no one gets marked out. And that's where your analysis falls down.

Marking-out only happens when you play a system that is heavily reliant on a single outlet. In a fluid system, marking-out becomes redundant upon initiation because everyone utilises everyone else's attributes to be equally dangerous.

That's the whole point.

Fluid system when you have a striker like saurez,kane, lewandoski n co., a player whose scoring history ain't better than solanke,traore,batshuayi or tammy with a price tag that will make adabowales fee look extremely cheap if he fails to deliver.

nateevs:
You are the one who is being rigid in your analysis. You are trying to criticise the alternate viewpoint without full grasp of the underlying principles.

This is it. Because the whole concept of this is that in a fluid system, no one gets marked out. And that's where your analysis falls down.

Marking-out only happens when you play a system that is heavily reliant on a single outlet. In a fluid system, marking-out becomes redundant upon initiation because everyone utilises everyone else's attributes to be equally dangerous.

That's the whole point.

Fluid system when you have a striker like saurez,kane, lewandoski n co., a player who ain't better than solanke,traore or tammy with a price tag that will make adabowales fee look extremely cheap if he fails to deliver.

raumdeuter:
If Hidden Hazard cannot deliver more than Josh King number of goals then why is he the star man and highest earner? Primary and sole duty is subjective. Costa didn't top goal scorers chart last season even didn't make top 3 yet Chelsea won the league. Madrid won their league Benzema scored 11 goals.

Players like Willian need to contribute more than the usual 5-7 goals a season as attackers, Same with Hidden Hazard

There are players like Costa who can stand alone upfront and battle defenders on his own, create chances out of nothing and win games, If you cant find that type of man then you have to find others options of winning games

Oga....except you are Jesus Christ and wishes to turn hazard and co. into Ronaldo or Messi n co., I don't know were you are heading to with this Convo.

raumdeuter:
I want to troll Morata but so many people are already on the bandwagon to troll him and predict his failure. So this troll-Morata train is no longer fun

I am jumping on the other one. #Support-Morata, #Morata-live-Matter, #Mo-Rata-More-Goals, Morata4life

Meanwhile there is no bandwagon kankan aspa morata especially when you take a look at those that are not ok with him.

I,nihilist and airmark never wanted the dude.

timbros:
LOL...

So you actually took that comment as me attributing first touch to Morata?

In case you missed it, raumdeuter trolled Lukaku that his first touch was so bad that he landed in Man United instead of Chelsea. When we signed Morata, I made that comment to troll Man United.

And when I made that comment, 'first touch' have been flying around.

cc diggz

Sorry bruv it is now too late to remove Ur name from our esteemed list of first touch ambassadors because we have announced your position in the list already.

raumdeuter:
Then Hazard and co have to up their scoring game or be replaced. Depending on one star striker to do the bulk of the scoring is risky like when Zlatan came down with injuries? Or when your main striker is marked out.

Chelsea have deployed a method where the 3 guys have less defensive worries then they should pay back with goals across board or get sold

Thats why I keep hammering that every attacking player like Hazard have to be delivering high numbers of goals and assists not just forming activity all over the field

Up which game to where? Point to any of those names you just mentioned that have done average of 20goals consistently or for 3seasons in their entire career? No need to expect to eat fried rice when na beans we put for fire pls! Abi.....we will go buy Ronaldo,messi and co. for morata perform is primary/ single/sole duty?

See Bros....., is this not the fernanduds situation all over again?

airmark:
We don buy first touch, na to look for who to add the second touch.



Timbros did, unless he is a man utd fan in disguise.

Bwuahahahaha

Timbros haba mana!!! Why you wan stylishly remove Ur name from our first touch ambassadors?

Oya we now have pamcode,timbros and nateevs in the list. Please,we need to have all their names for record purposes. Thank you.

Nihilstjnr:
Aye it did.

Do you want to enter the list. Space still dey o.

Bwuahahahaha


No need to ask him bcuz, I just added him to the list.

Emaprince:
Morata will shock all of you. I dont expect much goals. But i hope no one will criticize him when he scores only 10goals with lots of chances created, hence making it easier for his team mates to score loads of goals too.

I dont expect the team to rely on one individual.

Bro what is the number of chances you are talking about specifically?

Will you also consider the chances created if they don't end up at as goals?

See I have stated I am expecting him to score minimum of 15goals in the pl Alone,not cl,fa or Carling cup. Anything short of that he is a completely failure in my eye.

If you are saying 10goals( which is extremely poor because batshuayi,traore ,tammy or fvcking bamford will guarantee that number in a season if given the chance to play consistently), what amount of assist will set him head and shoulders above every youth striker we have sold for less than 8mil or sent on loan?

Nihilstjnr:
First Touch is Better than Goals...Verbatim

Tooh..! We have confirmed one of the names.

Cc timbros

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timbros:
diggz na Llorente fan

Llorente came into the equation when everyone didn't want lukaku. I was of the opinion that I will rather give batshuayi a season to fail or succeed with Llorente as the back up striker or main striker as the case maybe due to the fact that he will come cheap and actually provide us with the temporary time we need to watch batshuayi fail or succeed.

I also made it clear I didn't want morata because of is history of not finding the back of net too often, plus the fee he will be coming for. I always referenced morata to fernadud to drive home my point. If he fails to score goals we will be stuck with 70mil pounds of shyttee for seasons to come. Changing the entire team to make him work or score goals etc....it was just a risk I particularly felt wasn't worth the headache and we can resolve for a short term by signing a player like Llorente while looking for better options or hoping batshuayi/tammy etc comes to the party.

raumdeuter:
WHich other striker that was available would you have taken

So you are not aware I wanted lukaku based on all the options we had available to us?

Airmark you Sabi the creator of first touch make you help timbros out?

timbros:
Which one be set up again?

I just ask innocent question.

Lol...as no one dey gree claim responsibility for creating first touch if I call names na,dem fit change am for me. That is why I point you towards the ambassadors of first touch so that they can point you towards the creator of first touch

Emaprince:
Somehow i believe that Morata will come good. Its very early to judge him due to a the cameo game time he had on sunday.

I'm not even expecting him to bang in plenty goals like kane. I'm confident that he's the type of strikers that can always drop deep to help in the build up because he's a natural baller. Not somebody like costa who's always faced down and cant carry the ball for long without colliding with an opponent. Every counter that gets to him is ruined.

Morata will be the type that can create chances and assist his team mates in scoring. I just pray that Hazard and pedro stays fit always. Not that unfruitful runner we have in willians.

Once Morata gets his aggression in the bag, this guy will take us places. Not much aggression though.... He looked low on confidence for that few min he had on sunday.

Amen o!!

It is the exact reason why we the non-believers are willing to sacrifice a season for him to make us believe. We are not asking for too much considering the fee on is head.

Morata or morufu or first touch should score at least 15goals in the pl first(which is even a poor output compared to is price tag.) if not ehn! Wahala go dey o.....

timbros:
lol

Who even started the first touch talk sef?

Timbros you have plans to set me up abi? Well.....one of lordfalcao,hensben,nateevs and co. should be able to point you in the right direction

Nihilstjnr:
Segzy football.

Oh Lord

Segziness nor ti gara ju

That first touch is better than goals naim burst my head pass

Nihilstjnr:
Me, I have my own agenda.

I'm not even bothering to assess what Morata can bring to Chelsea as I'm already convinced that he wasn't even ready for EPL in the first place. If Conte manages to work on his mentality, then great. Otherwise, it's simply more ammo for me.

My main agenda is to prove the guys who said first touch is better than goals, that I was right and they were wrong.

Call me the Arya Stark of the thread, cos I have a list of people I need to kill this season.

Don't worry Nateevs...you're last on the list....

Bwuahahahaha