It’s 2022 now and these phones should be in the museum now

There is this cartoon meme picture of ushers squeezing church goers of their money one after the other. Please, that meme dey sweet to use for explanation. Do you have it? Thanks.

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But what did she expect? The dude is 35! In his prime. Any mature woman will tell you that that is the age that man is at his most attractive and sweetest sexually-- young but not acting like a boy that wll be thinking only of themselves and rushing to cum during sex: older but still very virile and not acting like a 50 year old geriatric that just lies there and expects his babe to do all the work ao that he will not have heart attack. The perfect combination .

Most of the dude's mates are unmarried and living recklessly fucking all sorts of women. He even tried to have lasted this long. Normal marriage where man is 4-10 years older than wife sef the man (even woman) gets tired of eating the same food all the time talk less of this one that was just beginning his life when he started cohabiting with Shakira. But reality is he will soon get tired of this new one that is shacking him like alcohol too.

With time another woman will catch his fancy and the passion for this one will die down. Familiarity does that. It is why a JayZ can cheat on a whole Beyonce and even be utterly sick of her sometimes. It is why you cannot wait to be with and Bleep a woman that you just met and are attracted to but after like 30 or 40 sex romps plus staying together for months and realising that the person is human with plenty flaws afterall, that passion begins to fade and her big breasts that used to make you go crazy begin to annoy you.

It happens all the time during relationships. After six months, the same woman that you used to miss EPL finals for the opportunity to Bleep her, she will dance naked in front of you during EPL preliminaries or even division 1 match and you will angrily wave her away with remote because she dey block your view. Your member will not even rise. But just the bra strap or small cleavage of a less endowed woman outside will be giving you heart palpitations.

She will call you to come and Bleep and you will abandon the same match. Familiarity does that. That one is even boyfriend-girlfriend relationship that you take constant breaks from each other. Marriage is worse-- your spouse is in your face ALL the time and constantly trying to bring the best out of you. She sees you as an investment to build and monitor. It can be very tiring. Side dude or side chick does not care about bringing out the best in you so they seem fun and peaceful, until you marry her and she becomes your WIFE-- literally the same person you left to be with her, no longer seeing you as a lottery to spend and enjoy but as an investment to MONITOR and build. So you begin to get sick of her too.

If you leave your man or woman for her/or him, you will only go through the same cycle. The new man or woman too will become familiar after 20-30 sex romps and might even start annoying you for no reason. Let Pique and Shakira not see each other for like one year and he will start lusting after her again while married to this new one, because that familiarity has been lost due to her absence. Shakira will seem "new" to him again especially if this new girl is the jealous type, monitoring him and constantly complaining about how he spends too much time with Shakira his baby mama. And how we all love new iPhone.

This is why a man or woman can marry and then go back and cheat with an ex that they actively disliked during their break-up. This is why Ben Afleck and Jennifer Lopez can still marry. The familiarity is gone for now, but it is only a matter of time before it returns. Love is not a feeling or emotion. Love is a DECISION to stay committed to a person and to be with them despite all of their flaws. Everybody is flawed so if you keep on jumping from one man/woman to another because of flaws, you will keep on jumping forever.

Most people in their second or third marriage are quietly bearing the same nonsense that they could not swallow in their first, because of what people will say. Barring mental illness which will make somebody abuse their partner, that woman or man that you think is ideal for you and you want to leave your current partner for, she is only wildly attractive because you are still experiencing him or her "from far." Enter there fully and you will find that there is shit in everybody's pasture or grass.

The grass is always greener on the other side. It is when you get to that other side and start living there that your eye will see all the SHIT that your fellow sheep and goats that have passed there before you left behind. But human beings, we will still look outside and think that the grass seems greener elsewhere, only to find the same shit in the greener grass everytime we move. And the cycle goes on and on.

First of all, this product is crap. It has failed me more than our politicians failed Nigerians and have embarrassed me when I had important meetings to attend.

I do not intend to discard it...i mean why I go waste money like that.

I just want to unlock it so I can use other sim network on it. Baba I don tire!

The older version M2 can be cracked but you see this coconot head one no gree me.

Any ideas before I use this thing as firewood.

Plicks and tanks.

The "mugshot" of the crap is below.

We can all act and package to look okay publicly but…

To be very honest Honess, how much is the total amount of money you have in your bank accounts put together?

Feel free to comment with your full chest since nobody knows who you are here.

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When I tell people I make rainy day savings by Freelancing with Upwork, almost everyone wants to have a piece of cake. Why not? Nobody hates an extra wad of cash. The road, however, is not that easy.

I started when it was the good, old, simple days on oDesk. There were ample clients (although, the good ones were still few in number) and fewer takers. But, the rise in the freelancing culture has given new competitors to all of us.

I got my first job, 5 years back, after struggling for 5 months. I will write down what worked for me and hope it works for you too. But, feel free to apply your own mind too!

You only get one chance to impress your client. Just one - make sure you use that and use it wisely. Ensure that your portfolio is colorful, diverse, and includes a lot of work. If you are experienced, use your past works to display on the portfolio, if you are new, read the next point.

If you beginning as a freelancer and have no references to show whatsoever, then you have two options. One, create a free blog on WordPress and link it you your portfolio. Alternatively, you can submit your creative pieces just to give the client an idea.

For example, if you are a writer, write a couple of content pieces - tech blogs, political comments, creative piece of fiction, prose, and poetry and upload them on Upwork portfolio. Irrespective of whether you did it for some client or for your own contentment, your prospective client will get an idea of your skillset. Two, read the next point.

If you do not want to upload any content piece, then focus on your cover letter. Instead of having a generic cover letter, try customizing each bid you focus on. Try explaining why you are the right fit for the job, despite being relatively new. There are a lot of people looking to hire freshers and give them good feedback, so your impression goes in the form of a great cover letter.

If you get an “Active Candidacy”, make sure to thank the client for considering you for the project. Out of 30–60 proposals, he shortlisted you and that is a big thing. You have a lead, convert it to an employee with the right attitude and humility.

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This video contains footage and images from behind the scenes of Cardi B's WAP music video. Love that song...like CRAZY!!! Images and footage were gotten from Cardi B's Instagram.

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Police body camera footage released on Wednesday shows Rochester officers handcuffing Daniel Prude, placing a hood over his head and pressing his face into the pavement until he is silent. In the video, medics performed CPR on Prude before he was loaded into an ambulance.

Prude died seven days later on March 30, with an autopsy report from the Monroe County Medical Examiner’s Office saying his cause of death included “complications of asphyxia in the setting of physical restraint.”

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This video contains footage and images from behind the scenes of Cardi B's WAP music video. Love that song...like CRAZY!!! Images and footage were gotten from Cardi B's Instagram.


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Former Disney Channel star-turned-singer-turned-director Bella Thorne announced she was joining the subscription site OnlyFans with an Instagram video that’s been viewed over 1.5 million times and subsequently temporarily crashed the OnlyFans site.

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Introducing Instagram Reels: a new way to record 15-second clips set to music on Instagram.

If this concept sounds a little familiar, you’re right. Almost everyone is comparing Instagram Reels to TikTok!

Instagram Reels is a brand new way to create fun and engaging video content from Instagram Stories. Instagram’s latest video feature is now available in the United States and 50 other countries.

Similar to TikTok, Instagram users can record and edit together 15-second video clips set to music and share them to their Stories, Explore Feed, and the new Reels tab on a user’s profile. Instagram Reels has its own version of the For You page: the new Reels Explore Feed. You can find the Reels feed on the Instagram Explore Page.

While the Reels algorithm hasn’t been locked down yet, it feels similar to the TikTok For You page. It’s likely influenced by who you already follow, what content you interact with, and where you’re located.

On top of selecting and adding music, there are a number of handy video editing tools to explore. A video countdown timer, the option to adjust your video’s speed, and a library of video effects to choose from.

Here is a quick compilation of the amazing editing you can do on Instagram Reels.


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Mad oh

do we get the lady too...lmao

Goat!!!

I too thought it was edited.

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This quick 1 minute youtube video shows the total number of recorded death cases from the year 2019 to the 1st of May 2020 in Egypt, South Africa, Morocco, Algeria ,Ghana , Nigeria Cameroon ,Guinea ,Ivory Coast ,Djibouti ,Senegal, Tunisia, Niger, Burkina Faso , Somalia DRC, Mayotte , Mali, Tanzania ,Mauritius, KenyaSudan, Liberia Sierra, Leone and Ethiopia.



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hello nairalanders, my tecno k7 cannot connect to the internet even after checking the settings properly. I did a factory reset for the phone and it worked well for a day and later on decided on its own not to go give me internet oh. Pls if you have any idea on how to resolve this pls help us.

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Ghanaian actress, Mercy Little of the local TV series “Efiewura” whose full names Mercy Little Smith has revealed that there is no day she can stay without having s*x.

According to the actress, speaking in an exclusive interview on Accra Fm with host Nana Romeo said that she doesn’t feel comfortable without s*x in a day and went on to list the three things she can never stay away from in a day and obviously, it included s*x.

“ I drink water, food, and s*x. Plus-sized ladies are happy with s*x because the body is big and any part of the body you touch gets us to feel for s*x.”

She was later asked her favourite s*x position where she revealed that her favourite position was “Doggy style”

“My best s*x position is ‘Doggy Style’, with that position I bounce well and kneel down and that is what brings out the best in me as a woman in bed," she explained.

When asked if she offers s*x for roles in movies she replied with a big no.

“My body may be attractive but I don’t just give it out anyhow. I respect my body and the woman in me so I don’t offer it to producers”.

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Rihanna made a posted a photo on Instagram and captioned it "when you think you know about soccer #Worldcup2018", this post caught the attention of Don Jazzy and he commented on her post making reference to the Nigerian team saying;

"Baby our country is out of the World Cup already anyways, dont cry oh we will try next time"

On seeing Don Jazzy's comment on Rihanna's Instagram post, Ifu Ennada replied Don Jazzy asking him to marry her now that she is still available.

Read her comment below:

"@donjazzy, come back home and marry me while am still available oh. Leave Riri alone oh, she no dey look your side"

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These GZI guys just wasted my time.

Guy, you get time.

Oju ti dirty. Awon omo SCIENCE STUDENTS.