₦airaland Forum

Ubunja proteges are set loose.

lovemanred:
she should have taken a 3 weeks dance course before her wedding

Hubby is Saga of BBN Hausa version. Lol.

bluefilm:
Chai

The babe looks like those quiet type of girls wey no dey make noise during sex but they will be silently enjoying the whole thing with occasional ahhhs and uhhh intermittently...

If "sex starved" was a person

Monday60655:
I thought you have received a little sense mash kid.

Sanitary pad.

doggedfighter:
Personally, I will say humans aren't monogamous.


I think it works for some people but most of us aren't suited for monogamy. Just look at the rates of sexual affairs amongst married people, paternity fraud etc.

Most of us just go into these monogamous relationships because it's what society approves of.

Open relationships, or just casual dating would actually suit most people but we would rather be hypocritical about it

Truth is, we are all polyamorous. The difference is just in to what degree, level and choices.

Nonsense talk. Speak for yourself.

Zonefree:
Use Hypo for effective and instant cleaning.

Wicket! Hahahaha hahahaha!

Monday60655:
Go back to kindergarten where you skipped. At least, you will improve a bit.

Butt hole.

Monday60655:
Hahahahahaha. My son is jerking you with laughter. Olodo fug.

Floor Mop.

Monday60655:
I can see your demeanor. Cry me a river, toddler!

Garbage bucket.

doggedfighter:
And to calculate such figures no dey hard them.

I swear bro. Shaparly calculation. Yeye barawos.

inoki247:
Make she go save her money

This one go just dey use tax payers money buy trailer load of red lipstick and cosmetics to clown up her face. Vote wisely.

doggedfighter:



Everything is always in billions.

No wonder they are always so eager to "evacuate". Even if na dog dey bark on the streets of a foreign Country, dem must evacuate Nigerians from that country by fire, by force whether they like it or not.
What a Country!

Loewe:
The way Nigerians conclude on certain things without reasoning baffle me a lot.

What if they were assassinated and their naked bodies were dumped in the car to mask the murder?

How 2 people can be having sex and both would die at the same time is what people should ask themselves.

It's simply illogical and highly suspicious. Were they both poisoned? Where were they coming from...

Was it suffocation? If so, they would have been able to roll down the windows and get some air wouldn't they?

A lot of Nigerians won't even question the possibility of other things, they'll just jump into conclusion.

Mystery Solved:

You too get sense.

amazingspiderma:
When people have money to spend and lack understanding of purpose.

They confuse excitement with achievement.

He grabbed an opportunity to trend. Its the trending that matters to him not the lives of those trapped in Ukraine.

luminouz:
They can't kill themselves

The heat is too much these days!!!

I wonder how others cope with the heat!!!

I pity my balls sometimes, all alone downstairs with nothing to ease its heat!!!

Imagine, heat plus stress, plus wearing of heat conducting khaki come join. How den no go sleep?

DoggoneDogg:
In my area its N200 for normal people
N50 for APC card carrying members
N50 for BMC members
N1000 for IPOB members
N500 for Igbos
N70 for Afonjas
N50 for Abokinas
N700 for PDP members
N60 for mozlems


Sai Buhari 2042!!
Sai Zelensky 2042!!

For disabled nko? How mush? I wanted to bought for.my disability neighborliness.

Monday60655:
Learn, you won't. Listen and be loyal to become learned yet, you won't. Sorry, stop the cry.

Gutter scrub

Monday60655:
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The problem is that you don't understand simple English. I said is ok. Stop the cry and be not perturbed.

Soak away.

After stupidly reading Ubunja musedugaysht You.mess.up.your.life.like he did his.

Monday60655:
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Its obvious. sorry dear, be unperturbed.

Toad worm.

Monday60655:
Another pupil grammar. See popinjay like you.

Bush pig.

Monday60655:
Imagine your grammar! A barbermonger like you.

Latrine Maggot.

GoodHardDick:
Let today be the first and last time you'll ever quote me again on Nairaland.

Do.I look like your baby mamas that you.threaten upandan? Have you paid them child support yet?

In your next life, learn to.use a condom instead of bringing forth useless society misfit miscreants who took after their deadbeat, useless sperm donor father.

GoodHardDick:
As long as she's the wife, that's Far better than giving it to a hoe in the street because of pussy

You sound so bitter. Someone like you will not give it to your own wife because of anything including her pussy. You would rather prefer to milk her dry physically, mentally and in particular financially. .

How come animals born by hoes always seem to be quick to call women hoes. How's that your mummy and her 6 children from 5 jobless men?

Don't forget to wash your tiny soft and droopy carrot in between your thighs.

But Una no dey comply when it comes to the welfare of your citizens. Nonsense.

Monday60655:
See fop like you. Just writing like a kindergarten pupil.

Poo worm.

Monday60655:
I thought you are disciplinary fellow. But as dunderhead as you are, you have reach to get educated.

Dump site.

chiefoga:
Still better than being discriminated for the colour of your skin. All these are things happen in foreign countries you japa too, even worse.

I heard a story about a Nigerian student that got to Ukraine, couldn’t get into his hostel, his family couldn’t reach him for a week. When they finally got to him, he was already dead, no one could give the family any immediate information because they said they don’t speak English! This is someone who paid tuition fees. They did not help the family at all.

I’ll rather be in Nigeria than go through that.

Discrimination and violence dey everywhere bro

Analyst7:
Only mumu will believe such shit from naija govt
No be same thing buhari dey talk every week too say him dey tackle security and high food prices problem
No reflection

Dem.go coordinate until.kingdom.come.

chiefoga:
Still better than being discriminated against due to colour of skin and freezing to death in 3 degree weather.

Nigeria IS BETTER.

What about getting killed by bandits, getting kidnapped for a ransom, getting hit by a stray bullet from a drunken irresponsible Police Officer's rifle, getting used by Yahoo boys, dying of poverty.due to joblessness. That sh*t hole called Naija ain't no good.

chiefoga:
Nigeria is better than Ukraine. I’d rather be a student in unilag than whatever it is they have in Ukraine. This kind of nonsense rarely happens in Nigeria. Learn to love your own, learn to love, stay, and develop your shores.

If you’re gonna japa, go hang with the big boys instead. Don’t go to Ukraine that is worse than Nigeria, go to Russia instead and be with the big boys. Stop little brothering yourselves.

For your.mind you don write nonsense wey make sense. They should stay in a Country full of shi*. Where they will graduate from Uni and not get a job for donkey years nor a dime to start up a business because you are financially okay, or got your money via some dubious means you dey dish out nonsense advice. " Stay.and develop your shores" kee you dia.

Is WhiteMoney a village pipo?