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Descortes:
like I said before, I am your god, your puppeteer; stringing your every reaction and predetermining your responses.
You're my control experiment to give further credence to the inferiority of dimwitted humanoids such as yourself to deranged orangutans. You shall pay attention to my mentions until you die of misery and wretchedness.

Your mum is your grandma and your 'uncle' doubles as your brother and dad. Cursed may you be bastard!

Descortes:
like I said before, I am your god, your puppeteer; stringing your every reaction and predetermining your responses.
You're my control experiment to give further credence to the inferiority of dimwitted humanoids such as yourself to deranged orangutans. You shall pay attention to my mentions until you die of misery and wretchedness.

Your mum is your grandma and your 'uncle' doubles as your brother and dad. Cursed may you be bastard!

Avalancheman:
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Mumu! Do you know his medical history?

Avalancheman:
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Dullllard! What you fear is what will kill you - Coronavirus...

Descortes:
look at you, a Worthless mentally deranged and intellectually incapable offspring of a newt who can't even type an intelligent comment devoid of simpleton-esque shorthand words and banal construction of poorly punctuated sentences!
Did your wretched father know he has one less son and another daughter?

I bet you wear your mad hoeing mommy's pink underwear and sashay when taking a stroll in the slums where you belong.
I bet your dad attempted suicide the day you were born as he foresaw that he bore an unproductive mentally decapitated offspring as he was

Avalancheman:
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Olodo! You can't escape this Coronavirus you so much adore...

Avalancheman:
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Nope. Rather, you have underlying sicknesses hence, the virus will take you down...

Avalancheman:
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Ode!

Avalancheman:
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Olodo!

Descortes:
You obviously stated the fact that your momma was a mentally demented hoe (I bet the mad old man in my street fvcked her too ) should have died long ago from preventing you coming into this world which is far too great for your goat IQ brain replica, I bet you were supposed to be born by a goat and sputtered at your momma burial but here you are, a mentally unstable and depleted hogwash roaming the streets of slums ready to rot and be chopped off earth by vultures
Bring it on

Avalancheman:
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Piggiiddioottt!

Avalancheman:
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How come Haven't you resumed your driver job, lazy bone!

Descortes:
devils don't hold the curse wand?, who cursed JOB in the bible?
Your irrationally brain dementing posts further fuel the obvious untwistable fact that you are a vagabond who possess a phlegm filled skull. Nothing but a serving of sentimental cow dung!

May you be asphyxiated by a deranged health worker if you ever survive a crash fall escaping a violent mob's lynching!
Bring it on

Descortes:
Your comebacks are as ineffective and drab as Eedris Abdulkareem's attempts at resurging his comatose claim to stardom.

You can't even lace my farm boots, I'd rather let u wallow continuously in your stupidity and return with explosive comebacks. You're a pig and i won't join you roll in the mud cos surely you'll beat me with experience.

Cursed by the womb from whence you emerged, earthling! Cursed be everything you associate with.That stated, you'd have to remain in your mental hades, your purgatory until I find you worthy of that redemption. Until then, remain cursed
Bring it on!

JONNYSPUTE:
... Hahahaha. Your comments just dey make me laugh here since.

JONNYSPUTE:
.... Lol. Werey.

Descortes:
What? No lengthy responses? Your mounting assault has been halted by my superior lexical skills like WWII Nazis against the Allied forces?

You'd fare worse in a comparative I.Q test against a diseased tilapia fish!

Flee from the almighty's wrath of madness from your unproductiveness and sheer stupidity if you will but he'd exact judgement and put you and your miserable lineage in the mental hades where you belong and when he deems fit

Welcome to doomsville. Your on-Nairaland life just became hellish

Evercurious:
PLS ABANDON YOUR FATHER FOR NOW AND USE THE SCARCE RESOURCES YOU HAVE FOR YOUR MUM AND SIBLINGS. I TELL YOU, YOUR DAD LL REMAIN A COST CENTER /SHELL PIPE THAT HE HAS ALWAYS BEING. TRUST ME YOU LL FEEL USED WHEN AND IF THINGS TURN AROUND IN HIS FAVOR.

HE CANT AND WONT CHANGE. WAYWARD LIFESTYLE DON ENTER HIM BODY. SO DONT EVEN BOTHER YOURSELF WITH SUCH UNNECESSARY BURDEN..

Descortes:
You're the universe's most twisted joke. The only reason you still breathe is the devil's bid to spite the heavens and the Almighty's creation.

Your ancestors must have been survivors of a nuclear war. The resulting irradiating effect has left you and your unfortunate lineage mentally deformed
May your torso be served to pet piranhas!

Bring it on hogwash

Descortes:
First off, your brain cells have been frying, literally. Isn't that what the scalding, scorching heat of the slums and gutters which you abode has been doing to you and your household for years? It's what fate has in store for you - to rot and your corpse being scavenged by vultures.
You'd never be found engaging in intelligent discourses 'cause it's as alien to you as anacondas to the Arctic Circle. All shall trample on you the mentally deranged nairaland lunatic

Descortes:
You Always struggle to make normal comments of any public light leaving unintelligence and simpleton-esque posts in your wake on every thread.
You're an eyesore worse than a dog's vomit. Spare Nairalanders the displeasure of seeing your silly posts on every thread !

You Frustrated Mentally demented bomboclaat!

Descortes:
With your adorned cloak of pseudo-literacy and civility razed to powdery smooth ashes by my fiery rebuttals, you are been revealed as a crass earthling from the remotest backwaters of incivility and mental backwardness.

Dazed and hopeless, you scamper for cover while throwing tantrums of hate and frustrations due to your traumatic birth to live a miserable life!

Again, I, your god humbles you to remind you of your place - beneath me.

Descortes:
That your mum was a street-famous shameless fat nag wasn't reason enough for your alcoholic dad to build his muscles throwing her from the gutter to gutter as a daily routine.

May you end up feeded on by the vultures of the sky like him for sexually assaulting your mentally deranged mum and for producing a waste of offspring like you

May every female of your bloodline continually be blamed for being the victims of violent men. Fickled-minded duckbilled platypus!
You are Hopeless mentally irredeemable nincompoop. Product of a rape scene. You're so worthless and just an addition to the lunatics roaming around the streets waiting for their inevitable brutal death. Bastard