₦airaland Forum

Ndonu101:
When this World Cup is over, there will be an inquest into what Omeruo did to offend Rohr

It seems no amount of his ability and form is recognised by the coach

Brian Idowu gives us nothing at left back. He does not attack well and yet he is a short man who is not special in defence

Why not forget this left back position and play with 3 central defenders and a pacy left wing back even if he has right leg?

You cannot use the word "pacy" for the #SuperEagles without Iwobi.

Let's go back to our 4-4-2 jare. Etebo cannot play that role you assigned to him up there. Infact, no one can right now in the present team. He will be outmanoeuvred and won't see ball to feed the guys upfront.

maclatunji:
Pure undiluted love for the President.

Not many have this kind of following from millions in the world.

Should he die in office, they'd start to worship him in the north.


Should he complete his 2nd term, they might hate him.

Tough choice.

Stupidity

I know it!


This Papa Ajasco look alike farts all the time. Seeing him, you'd know that all he does is eat plenty food with enough orisirisi, then belch and fart all day while complaining of stomach upset.

Some of them are here typing 'disgusting " at Bobrisky pics.

Hahahaha

Na so!


Celebrate a man when he's alive and not dead. Life is too short.

Errrmmmm....they are giving birth to people without brains now.

E sweet me. E sweet you. You still wan make I pay?


Women!

We are all like this before and after a gift na.

Best topic in a long while.

Nigeria is ruined.

Father is pretending to govern a state in Nigeria, but actually looting it dry to send money abroad to sustain and lavish on frivolous things for his kids. A state he governs is not fit for his family to say in?


Watch the ones with empty heads come for me.

I hope the teacher that flogged her is cooling his heels in prison now?

Women! During the action they will be holding you and begging for more. Asking you to cum inside and remain inside(whatever that means).

From the moment they miss their period till pikin turn adult, they will be acting like you held them against their wish and poured the pikin inside them.

Nice!

Stories that touch...nowhere

Berra....



The cockraoch that has been licking Iara 's oil. Time to go and lick the oil in Kuje for a change.

Does not appeal to myself and Yerima.


We love them aged 12 and under.

daryoor:
Chai! Which day in my life will i fvck mulato. Iv never even seen mulato olosho i for use all my salary.

Falls from ukpaka tree laffing. ...


Some of you are just walking comedy.

It's obvious the guy didn't love her. This reminds me of the...is it Toyin Lawani story?


Stop forcing yourself on people. If he/she is your spec, have you asked yourself if you are his/her spec?

No breatssss

APC use hunger as a weapon to make Nigerians obey them for a token.


The citizens are yet to understand this. By the time election comes and a hungry Nigerian is given 5k, he will vote against his father sef. Also, if you oppose them, they only need to show you constant food and enjoyment before you recant, salivate and crawl on your knees begging to be invited to eat.

sarrki:
Nobody should play ethnic card with this

Pmb have done what obj can’t do for us

So I prefer a stranger that loves me than my own relations

You ended playing the ethnic card.


Daft much?

And Oshiomhole is the rat that comes every now and then to gnaw at a sleepers sole and blow air on it to lull the victim back to sleep.

Grandma and crack. Cheap combination.

TheCabal:
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

“My dear Mr. Bennet,” said his lady to him one day, “have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?”

Mr. Bennet replied that he had not.

“But it is,” returned she; “for Mrs. Long has just been here, and she told me all about it.”

Mr. Bennet made no answer.

“Do you not want to know who has taken it?” cried his wife impatiently.

“You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it.”

This was invitation enough.

“Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long says that Netherfield is taken by a young man of large fortune from the north of England; that he came down on Monday in a chaise and four to see the place, and was so much delighted with it, that he agreed with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is to take possession before Michaelmas, and some of his servants are to be in the house by the end of next week.”

“What is his name?”

“Bingley.”

“Is he married or single?”

“Oh! Single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune; four or five thousand a year. What a fine thing for our girls!”

“How so? How can it affect them?”

“My dear Mr. Bennet,” replied his wife, “how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of his marrying one of them.”

“Is that his design in settling here?”

“Design! Nonsense, how can you talk so! But it is very likely that he may fall in love with one of them, and therefore you must visit him as soon as he comes.”

“I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may go, or you may send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better, for as you are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley may like you the best of the party.”

“My dear, you flatter me. I certainly have had my share of beauty, but I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now. When a woman has five grown-up daughters, she ought to give over thinking of her own beauty.”

“In such cases, a woman has not often much beauty to think of.”

“But, my dear, you must indeed go and see Mr. Bingley when he comes into the neighbourhood.”

“It is more than I engage for, I assure you.”

“But consider your daughters. Only think what an establishment it would be for one of them. Sir William and Lady Lucas are determined to go, merely on that account, for in general, you know, they visit no newcomers. Indeed you must go, for it will be impossible for us to visit him if you do not.”

“You are over-scrupulous, surely. I dare say Mr. Bingley will be very glad to see you; and I will send a few lines by you to assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying whichever he chooses of the girls; though I must throw in a good word for my little Lizzy.”

“I desire you will do no such thing. Lizzy is not a bit better than the others; and I am sure she is not half so handsome as Jane, nor half so good-humoured as Lydia. But you are always giving her the preference.”

“They have none of them much to recommend them,” replied he; “they are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters.”

“Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.”

“You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these last twenty years at least.”

“Ah, you do not know what I suffer.”

“But I hope you will get over it, and live to see many young men of four thousand a year come into the neighbourhood.”

“It will be no use to us, if twenty such should come, since you will not visit them.”

“Depend upon it, my dear, that when there are twenty, I will visit them all.”

Mr. Bennet was so odd a mixture of quick parts, sarcastic humour, reserve, and caprice, that the experience of three-and-twenty years had been insufficient to make his wife understand his character. Her mind was less difficult to develop. She was a woman of mean understanding, little information, and uncertain temper. When she was discontented, she fancied herself nervous. The business of her life was to get her daughters married; its solace was visiting and news.

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

Read it in Primary school. Looking forward to reading it as an adult now.

Where is the stuff?

Good!

Nice!


But on a serious note, God, when will you even remember me and bless me megally? Imagine Don Jazzy saying he will forget to make a 500k transfer? Me, if I have 500k transfer to make from my account, I will not sleep throughout that night. I will wake up with cramps and will feel as if my blood is draining as soon as the money leaves my account...next thing will be sadness, emptiness and broke.

This kinda woman can actually strangle a man. All bones and no flesh. All mean and wrinkles and smiles.

Swapped is different from swabbed.


Let's correct the headline to reflect the true story.

Bluezy13:

"I never knew that death is real until today"


Dah!!
Which kind lie be this naw??

Anyways, RIP to the dead

It is not a lie. Just a very very daft statement from a make up airhead.

LRNZH:
All this because he opposed GEJ? He was the best performing governor under OBJ (1999 - 2007)

LOL. GEJ was a daft punk who opposed himself before anyone did.

Ask questions and learn BOY.