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CHESTER48:
Nigerians let us all come out and protest,how can everything be high.bag of rice 28k.just within how many months of this dullard being president without anything being developed or done with all the looted money.rubbish.let come out carry banners everywhere u are this October.this is not funny.av mobilized 100 guys in enugu and we are doing ours.rubbish.the tag.Buhari incompetent resign before it too late for us.all he know is to travel.

This uprising will bring out the Beast Peace in us!

Lets play a game this Independence Day.

What is your message to Nigeria on this day.

Rules.
1. Your message will be in one sentence.
2. Rule 1 is important.

EfemenaXY:
True that.

That's why I don't get why you're sending an open invite to complete strangers on the Internet. A simple announcement on here would have been enough and people would still wish you well irrespective of whether they know you or not. But when you take it a step further by giving out the venue and expecting them to travel from goodness knows how far? Nah. It doesn't add up.

What am I missing?



I don't see what's funny about it. You can't invite people to your party and not expect them not to want something to eat and drink. Especially during this recession. And your comment on "if it's too much...", you mean you'll expect them to spend money on transportation and leave empty handed? And to think you'll actually lie to them about the caterer stuck in traffic?

Smh



Your friends, families, and neighbours from both sides should be more than enough for this don't you think? What value would strangers add to your D-day?

Again I think there is something you aren't saying here.



I'm very old school. I don't attend parties without a granny's bag to pack samples of the food, drinks, and cakes for all the kids in my neighbourhood.

Can you guarantee that if I spend money on transportation to your event, I'll get something tangible, in return?

Wow...ok tangible food and drink have been put in place. Recession not withstanding. God who turned water to wine, and fed 5000 with few loaves and fishes is doing it all over!!!
So you got full guarantee!

madamGift:
Lol...then they all better carry their refreshments along o..

Lol and their gifts ooo

telemapreye1:
Congrats @dimsonu
I would have love to come but I aren't base in the east

Oh dear!
Thanks for the good intentions!
I appreciate.

madamGift:
Lol..i thought about that too..
But then again, how many people would just attend like that? From a generalised online IV

as true as it may sound, cutehector is already coming, plus he kuku carry gift!
If more well-wishers turn up like that, you can imagine the groove!

EfemenaXY:
@ op, I'm curious.

How do these online invitations work? If say a thousand people respond to this by turning up at your wedding reception after reading your online invite, how will you cater for them all (food and refreshments)?

Hehehe, peeps who really care will come to cheer us up & celebrate love with us.
If ee too much, I scrap item 7 (refreshment) comot for menu. Then explain to them how the caterer got stuck in traffic
Well, its not about the food and drink...its about the dance and clap. DJ music fit reach, no matter the crowd!
so, U coming?

Cutehector:
https://www.nairaland.com/3278569/chat-7-years-ago-facebook


Dimsonu, abeg which of d marriages did u do in the above link?

Ewoooo, you are capable of exhuming a dead body nii!
That was my traditional marriage ceremony!

Cutehector:
I'm so attending this wedding reception... I hope they will be plenty of food tho.


Congrats bro

Hehehe thanks! Hope to see you there

I appreciate @Rehil & @topwisdom
Thanks

@Nyckeh thanks.
Amen to your prayers.

Nairalanders, be our guest!

hmmmm I don't get.

You neither helped her nor kept it private?

The Bible said 'when you give, do not let others know about it'...

You kuku commit two sins;

i.) You no give her
ii.) You no keep shut.

Pope Francis has surprised 20 former prostitutes by popping in for a visit at their safe house in Rome.

The women had been rescued from their pimps and are being given shelter and protection at an apartment run by a Catholic charity in Italy's capital.

The pontiff chatted to the women, some trafficked from Africa and elsewhere in Europe, for more than an hour.
The 79-year-old cleric has repeatedly described human trafficking as a "crime against humanity".

The Pope sat down with the women, including seven Nigerians, six Romanians and four Albanians, and listened to their stories of forced prostitution, the Vatican said.

The other three in the group came from Italy, Tunisia and the Ukraine.

The Pope chatted to the 20 women from six countries for more than an hour
They were all aged about 30 and had "suffered serious physical abuse" and now lived under protection, the Vatican said.
Promising women jobs, traffickers bring them to Italy and other western European countries but then force them into prostitution.
Pope Francis encouraged the former sex workers "to be strong" as they started their new lives with the help of the Pope John XXIII Community.

The unannounced visit to the prostitutes came under what the Vatican terms the Pope's "Fridays of Mercy", focusing on communities that have experienced suffering.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37066681

Thank you for preaching Jesus through your actions!

for our innermost mind,
make we talk true, we fit still claim

"Giant of Africa!!!!"??

tufiakwa!!!

Zambia successfully overtaking Kenya...
Kenya buckle up!!!

Hmmm...who put am for front-page

In a Facebook memory my wife stumbled into my comment on her post 7 years before we got married.

Almost exactly 7 years later we got married.

She wrote:

Was asking randomly, "work to become irreplaceable in my life"

I was just her casual friend, no strings attached. (Although I always admired her shaa)

My reply was prophetic, because truly it was magical.

Let the profile pictures not confuse you, we are both using our marriage picture presently. So it loOks same

Moral of the story: Love is unpredictable!

izzou yea, since 2005. we were just friends, not dating. started dating 3 years ago.

Thank y'all
Mrspro, cococandy, ammyluv2002.


Ioannes your advice is apt...thanks joor

more... she was even crying while searching for me.
badt guy...

my close friend since 2005 (our pix of 2007 was attached shaa)...
we got married in August 1st 2016...

Phone rings

Me: V, let's change this introduction we planned for next week to traditional marriage ceremony.

Val: hehehehe you are not serious

Me: I am.

Val: so how do we do it, the date is a Monday?

Me: let's make the necessary calls. It should be low-key.

That was how it started.
But in the end, it wasn't a low-key marriage after all.
the list and bride price part, no be small war oooh...

I thank God Almighty for the amazing experience.
Please pray for us to live happily ever after, in Jesus name. Amen.

Hmmm.....
If this is true, then she is a Contract staff of the Nigerian Army, Cinema battalion!

suasmablow:
but President Buhari
is simply so good, nice, friendly and
accommodating than I expected considering all
the evil propaganda the PDP sponsored about
Him during the presidential campaigns.
I am sure none of the 2015 presidential hopefuls
would have been this nice on various suspecting
issues.
Hate Buhari if you like but obviously it seems the
man likes us all.
#SaiBaba

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154192022460818&id=503930817&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10154192022460818%3Atl_objid.10154192022460818%3Athid.503930817%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1464764399%3A-5077510867443626351#footer_action_list

www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/buhari-wike-in-closed-door-meeting/146942.html?platform=hootsuite

Please inform readers that this is not part of the report.

Bishop of where

Abeg write 'self acclaimed Bishop'

Bia ndi UK na only for oil matter una dey like put mouth...

Fulani matter una no talk
Ipob and Kalu matter una 'distance' una self...
Oil matter una done get opinion.

Hip hip hip!!! Hypocrisy!!!

UK gerruot!

In his Pentecost Sunday message today...

"Father Ejike Mbaka clearly stated that the beginning of Muhammadu Buhari’s Government will be difficult. And there will be suffering and crisis but the end it will be joyous and great.
Below is what Mbaka Said. “Listen fellow Nigerians, as it is right now, most of what we are suffering now and we are going to suffer were caused few years ago but the Lord asked me to encourage you. Suffering is coming but it is not suffering under damnation, there is solution,
it may take some time, but at the end of it, there will be testimonies”
“As I have told you, there is going to be crisis but God will handle it. This year, God said my people will be over-comers, things will be hard but my people will be over-comers”.
He said that "Nigerians should have faith,
that his vision was clear as daylight,
that this not the time to be filled with wrath stating that the tempest will pass"


If you ask me source, abeg I no know. Seen the news on Facebook all evening. If anybody get source or if you attended his mass, abeg let us know! Without sauce how food wan take sweet

These Airlines should be paying compensation for delays...especially for stupid excuses. They can keep you from 7.00am to 3:00pm. I experienced it. Please let the man bring us in as witness. I will gladly do it for free!!!

Arik tufiakwa!!!!

Yes.
Sin of Despair

What??
the parameters used to draw this statistics should be sent to CCT and EFCC for vetting.
US being more religious than Isreal...
God is watching you!