₦airaland Forum

...getting a piece of the cake...

kenonze:
No point chasing Fulani herdsmen up and down.
Just spray chemical e.g. "snipper" on ur farmland.

All their cattle will die

Hehehehe as good (and evil) as that may sound,
It's shooting yourself in the leg...
At harvest you will be harvesting and selling poisoned crops.

MORAL OF THE STORY.

While you dream, remember life is short.
Neither money, fame, knowledge, power nor looks can save you when Mr Death comes knocking.
Hence, this fragile life of ours; lets make good use of it.
Make it count.
Let Love lead.


Rest in peace young Ocholi

Seriously... No adults there?

You would have filmed yourself flogging her...she thinks it's the right thing.
If no one corrects her...
In no time we will see a front page topic
'Girl who was filmed 2years ago dancing seductively rapes dad'

Well...
A much 'low ranking' politician made an SSS wipe his shoes...

In a Country where politicians are to be 'worshipped' he has shown rare 'humility' by struggling to open his can of water all by himself..and even did drink it, and digested it without assistance.

Safety precautions are needed for workers.

A professional body in Nigeria, Health and Safety Executives once proposed a bill to enforce safety measures at workplaces. This would have been a nice and essential thing to do.
...but like NAFDAC it would end in the wrong hands and become a tool for oppression.

Sad incidence.

I think the headline was misunderstood.
They meant (I think) that this Mechanic Lady shows (maybe via a discussion with them) how Nigeria women can quit prostitution (that is the few who are), then live a decent life as a hard-working Mechanic.

PDP go and sit down.
APC accept you are liars and you guys should change for good.


You are all the same people.
APC is like 70% PDP.

Young people let's start the change ourselves.
How we can do that, I am not sure, but we have to accept that this adminstration (with how things are going) isn't the solution and bringing PDP back is even a worse suggestions.
We also have to stop the foolish practice of singing praises or throwing blames at any slight opportunity. Let us support the advancement of Nigerians; not of a single party or individual over another.

Long live patriots!

leofab:
sharap.. Jesus is not God; don't compromise God.. Jesus is son of a God; being a beloved son of God doesn't make you a God.. Take note.. He is a prophet at par with Moses and Elijah et al!! Stop believing all the lies dish out by Paul the chronic epileptic and chronic liar...

Am sorry.
I was preaching Love.
You sound too bitter to understand it.

Lenovo yoga 8

AMD...
Whats d Last price?

GreatSE:
How many times has he told the Muslims to repent of the sins and follow Christ.... Jesus He is "The Only WAY" thats what the bible says. Can he tell Muslims to stop Jihad on Christians all over the world.

Jesus is God.
God is Love.
He shows love...he shows Jesus.
Hence, he doesn't need to tell them about Jesus (as a story)...
He shows the Jesus (as Love) to them.
What other way can be more compelling than to speak in action?

When God created us in his image and likeness... He also gave us the power to continue the creation...as long as we do not harm the created. Well done my brother Nwachi Oster Francis, go ye and multiply, fill the earth!

danites3:
I like that. I am confident that Buhari will fail Nigerians by God's grace.

I think you forgot to put 'NOT'...or not?

Prevention is always better than cure

This is based on my opinion and experience with pocket pickers inside Keke, Taxi and Bus in Warri, especially Warri Sapelle road, towards Ernehren Junction and PTI road. I once lost a huge sum before... I feel i have a moral obligation to share certain similarities in their modus operandi.

1. The Direction -They are going your direction . When you flag them down and say your destination...boooom!! that's where they are heading to. Not withstanding the number of turns and junctions involved.

Advice : If you suspect something, ask 'where you dey go?'

2. The Collabo - Every passenger could be involved. The driver and all other passengers are in a collabo. Don't be fooled. They might not all always be involved, but prevention is better than cure. Just presume they are all involved. Hence you will be very sensitive.

Advice: in the public transport you are like sheep among wolves. Don't fraternise too much.

3. The Gender - Not a gender agenda: it's usually presume (erroneously) that the male gender is the criminal, the female gender don't commit crimes. If you still think that way, go for deliverance. Pocket pickers are of all gender, age and color. They can be formally or informally dressed. They could be preaching or crushing on your (well, your money). Abeg, just know that appearance deceives.

Advice: Appearance isn't reality. Put your mind where your money is.

4. The Sandwich - You will find yourself in the middle: They will shaa find somehow somehow bring you in-between two of their collaborators. There are 700x70 ways they can achieve this. Keke fit stop everybody go come down, them no go enter orderly again, na so you go see yourself for centre. Or as you wan enter one guy go say 'I go come down for front' so you go enter inside. Or them fit use jax shaa. Anyway you certainly are going to be sandwiched.

Advice: That isn't happening! Bros if you reach where you wan come down, I go come down make you for comot. While they will be scheming to get you sandwiched, you should be consciously scheming your way to the outlet. Meanwhile, pray in the morning to avoid jaxing you into middle.

5. The Choke - Unusually tight space for you: Your 'friendly' neighbor is going to be choking you. Your are going to be feeling an unusual tightness... They don't seem to hear your 'abeg make una dress for me naa' 'shuoo make una shift' they will shake their body, but won't move. This probably help them make you not able to create a comic distinction between your body and theirs, your pocket and their hands.

Advice: be stubborn in your demand for space. You should be like 'shuooo which kind wahala be this? Make una shift naaa, no be space dey that corner so...' . find anyway give yourself space. So you can feel your own body...and your own pocket.

6. The Mask: this is the object they use to obscure the movement of their hands. It could be a bag on their laps, an oversize jacket, suit that covers part of your own body, GoTV cartoon like say na new one...anything, even a child. This object usually covers (from above) the space between their hands and your pocket.

Advice: it's ur body. remove any suspicious item that is touching you. Maybe put your hands in your pocket. If you have any thing in the obscured pocket.

7. The Pointer - showing them where your money is. They will make you pay early, or help with 'change' so that they will know which pocket the treasure is. They may ask you how much you are paying with...and bla bla bla...you will just show them the money...or the pocket eh...

Advice: hold your fare before boarding the taxi.

8. The Distraction: they are Masters of the art of hypnotics. They will make you lose awareness of the environment.... Through discussion, maybe they will start talking about Biafra knowing that whatever your take on the matter you will be passionate, hence forget the environment. They may be pointing out something to you. Preaching to you. Or (the new classic method) the driver will give you a damaged naira note (even if you dont notice it, a collabo will point it out to you) so that you will enter into a mini fight with him, as such you will lose pocket-concentration. It can be done in a million ways.


Advice: listen with your ears. Not your mind. It's a public transport not church. If you must fight with the driver, let your pocket be empty.

9. The Parkinson. - the guy who mistakes your pocket for his. Well this is like the execution point. Where your ever-so-restless neighbor confuses your pocket for his. He will be shaking all his body just to pay 100Naira. Making you presume he is looking for his money. He will be sighing and telling you sorry. You deserve the 'sorry' because he is unloading your pocket.

Advice: when your neighbor is having Parkinson in the bus, just empty that pocket of all valuables. You may not be able to distinguish between your pocket and his. Don't try to use 'brain' to decipher. It might be rude but losing your money isn't decent.

10. The Dropping. Everybody start stoping as soon as the deed is done. A sudden 'driver make I come down'. This is just a precautionary measure for them. So the executioner would have disappeared before you realize. Even his collaborators will show u alot of love and help you confirm he was the culprit when you start crying.

Advice: whenever anybody is stoping, take a quick stock of your stuffs.


GRAND ADVICE: BUY A WALLET. KEEP ALL YOUR MONEY IN IT. HOLD IT AND YOUR PHONE ON YOUR HANDS. HAVE YOUR FARE EASILY ACCESSIBLE WITHOUT OPENING YOUR ENTIRE WALLET. KEEP YOUR POCKET AS EMPTY AS YOU CAN WHENEVER YOU ARE GOING TO BE TAKING A PUBLIC TRANSPORT. PRAY.

Lalasticlala: Lalasticlala

And when this child survives...
And become the Olajumoke of his time...
Mumu will say it was devil!

Why is APC still campaigning?

...and a man of God to bless the name of God as this is the sign of God's blessings amidst hardship...

Hard earned money. HARD EARNED. MAN OF GOD, THERE IS GOD OH!!

....Na God win....








This song seem to make more meaning these days. When you can't find a winner, then God takes over.

It is an election for crying out loud!
Not a civil war...
Thuggery seem to be the order of the day at the Garden City.
How on earth did it get to this? They are not even ashame of themselves, as though they are in a mortal combat. I am not an expert in Rivers state politics but I know these both Ameachi, Woke, Dakuku, Woke all of them na area boys. If you are supporting them or fighting for them, make sure you have a stake in their gain. Else you are a dullard.

For God's sake it's been a desire of every home to have something everybody can watch without having to fastfoward half the movie because of inappropriate language or scenes.

For God's sake it's been a desire of every home to have something everybody can watch without having to fastfoward half the movie because of inappropriate language or scenes.

Seriously these men are proud of evil. Some 'Nigerian Youths' will still support them. We still have a very long way to go! Armed men be protecting criminals... SHAME



...somebody should advice those boys shouting 'Ameachi should leave us alone' to remember that these Armed men don't understand what peaceful demonstration means... Una kukuma no peaceful. SMH

philosopy:
But thisbis a clear violation of the Constitution.
Freedom of religion, freedom of association, freedom of speech.
what is wrong with this country.
why must people intentionally create panic and problems.
If I had my way, I would sue El rufia to court fort trying to destroy Nigeria and violating the constitution and let the court deside.
Nonsense

Government determines the definitions of Freedom... I guess

Apostle Johnson Suleiman, founder of Omega Fire and Miracles Ministries in Auchi, Edo State has rained curses on Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna State over his directive that pastors and churches must obtain licence before preaching.

In a video that has gone viral, he warned the governor: “Revoke this law or die!”

Recently, Mr. El-Rufai sent a bill to the State House of Assembly to regulate religious preaching across the state. The bill titled: “A bill for a law to substitute the Kaduna State religious preaching law, 1984” is also aimed at banning the usage of loudspeaker for religious purposes “other than inside a Mosques or Church and the surrounding areas outside the stipulated prayer times.”

It will stop the playing or circulating of “all cassettes, CDs, flash drives or any other communication gadgets containing religious recordings from accredited preachers other than inside one’s house, porch, Church, Mosques and other designated place of worship.”

The bill seeks to ban sales or playing of any cassette containing “religious recordings in which abusive language is used against any person or religious organisation or religious leaders (past or present).”
The bill, if made into law, will prohibit sales of religious books, usage of abusive and derogatory terms in describing any religion.
The bill propose that any person found guilty of preaching without a valid licence and other offences under the law “shall be liable to two years in prison or pay a fine of N200, 000.”

The sauce for eating the food...
http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/2016/03/14/video-revoke-your-anti-preaching-law-or-die-apostle-suleman-warns-el-rufai/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYAV2V_5Hqo&feature=youtu.be

Hmmmm....the economy is hard...man must survive...without hurting another man please

God working wonders since 00 bc
Keep your trust in him.
He never CHANGES...but he CHANGES things

Jorussia:
.One of the leaders of my beloved party(APC),in my ward informed me via phone call that he got a call from a lady(APC member),who is well connected to Abuja that one of the paramilitary service was doing replacement for officers who have either retired or dead.The next day,i gave him my documents after about 10days i got a call from Abuja,that was how i was admitted into the service.I thank God for using the man to "butter my bread".He is a pastor in RCCG.He is the leader of B.A.C.A(born again Christians in APC)in my ward.

You see...when this guy is dying for APC it's quite understandable. No be we wey never gain anything