₦airaland Forum

Nothing can make me leave the catholic church

Pride...

biacan:
Better

e be like say you dey among them

mespusinglez:
I LOVE HER

see this one.. Be free in Jesus name.

But you have money to subscribe for data abi?

mespusinglez:
BUT SERIOUSLY THE THING DON TIRE ME O

then ditch her.. Simple...

mespusinglez:
ARE YOU COMPARING HUMANS WITH DOGS?

nope.. Just comparing your girlfriend with how she wants to be petted.. If there is any word like that.

If Nigerians were clean, we would address the issue of dumping refuse on the streets with a matter of utmost urgency

Just watch how humans pet dogs and do same to her..

This is the kind of post that requires to be seen on frontpage

Banning of codeine will not work in Nigeria...

AverageAnnie:
Sometimes the craziest people can be so cute and innocent looking. ...

you just described me 100percent

pimper24:
He's from Senegal and I'm Nigerian. African brothers and we called our corner on campus "the hood". They knew us together as we did almost everything together. The difference between us was that he was boxed up, He was gainfully employed while I was getting funding from home. He had narrated his escapades with white chics who he said he slept with in turns. He would chat me up each time one of them left his room on campus. For one Indian girl, he said was ugly but he used her to cool off.

I came to class one morning and he said he forgot his wallet at the Cafeteria the previous night, that he had approached the attendants but no trace of the wallet. I suggested we look other places which we did to no avail. The next day, an attendant in same Cafeteria called him that she saw the wallet inside a drawer near her counter. We all celebrated the news especially when nothing was lost.

Days after, I noticed people started avoiding me in the class. I first tagged it racism as majority of the people that would avoid my company were whites, of course they were majority in the class, but why me of all the black dudes? I developed thick skin until one night, I was sitting on the lawn drinking some wine I bought with a meal ticket I got from a friend. Same Indian lady that my nigga described as a sex machine sighted me from a distance and called me that she was coming.

My nigga had traveled to NY to regularise his leave, he worked with UN. "Naima later joined me sharing in my red drink." why did you steal Markely 's wallet? ". My whole being froze. My guy had gone to tell everyone that I was the person that took his wallet and that when I noticed he was seriously searching for it, I returned it to the Cafe. He went ahead to describe Nigerians as criminals because he had a lot of Nigerian friends at the UN. I called him and he said he was passed off by my "act" that I should have told him I needed money, and that he was going to tell me all these when he's back to campus. Which act and why would I steal your money? and the line went dead.

I immediately divulged all he told me about the Indian girl and how her back side always reminded him of truck drivers that sit long hours while driving. And that he slept with her however he liked. For other girls, I got their numbers and sent them their own messages. I also sent his chats not only on the girls but a fake medical lie he told to get a resit in an exam he missed. That I sent to the Admin officers.

Apart from disciplinary measures from. Schools, there was an immediate gang up to deal with my guy. I did not know how the news reached him. He did not come back to campus till the end of our Programme. He sent fake medical report again and was given an extra year to clear himself. Till date, he hadn't completed his Programme.

nice one brother.. I love this.

Then allow private sector to handle operations of prisons

HungerBAD:
Damn.

The internet got me fooled again.

lol....

biacan:
I don't trek

then you don't love Me.. No money for you .

biacan:
Love my colour

ways your colour?

biacan:
I've already done that countless times

taaaaa... Trek from Lagos to pH if you love me

biacan:
Melanin popping

if u get money, you go just dey fair like mango

biacan:
Have you forgotten I'm a changed person

prove it

biacan:
I hope it's an estate and there's 24hrs stand by electricity cause I can't stand the heat

why you come dey black in complexion if heat no dey do u?

biacan:
And you won go heaven

ehen na...Jesus came for the sinners.. Not people like biacan

biacan:
That reminds me I've forgotten you said you're taking me to the bank next week to make me your next of kin.....

oya come to my house

biacan:
That means you've been lying to me dingbang how many lie you don tell me

4000

biacan:
it's already too late cause everything belongs to me

urm, money is in my account... Bears my name with my signature sef

biacan:
Consummate ko lunsumate ni
Remember when you gave me your all

what if I lied?

biacan:
Now that's a wrong criteria don't be too fast you gon get yourself injured

no money for you...

biacan:
Ah ah but I thought what's yours is mine nah have you forgotten that we're Now one

we never consummate our love.. Remember?

biacan:
Is that a criteria or a wish which one

criteria...

biacan:
See am see where your mind dey go I said including your house

which house.. Na u mould block?

Army boarding school...

biacan:
Meaning

you have to have big ikebe