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Evaberry:
you're always dwelling...


may you not dwell in hot pepper soup.

lol Eva.. Watsup

I think Jesus has to come down from heaven again and die specially for Nigeria

Strategy is all that matters to get to the highest position

So I can now own a car.... But I am not opening an account with sterling bank!!

Is that all?

Photoshopped...

The menace never stops

sexybbstar:
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you just have a crush on tosyne2much I know

SmellingAnus:
It will definitely be Sinaj, Sinaj and Sinaj...

lmao

Oboy. This tranny fine o

I am tired of going to a church that always collects from you. .


Please . if there is a church that the pastor helps their members in times of need, kindly signify and let me know.

All them to be kissing na...

BiafranBushBoy:
The good side is that you get to meet people. I now attend events that on a good day... I wouldn't even dream of. I discuss with top guys in various firms (packaging) and earn crazy amount on commissions.

Bad side is that you may be fired any day... and you will always have nightmare every night with headache!

lol... If u are a good in saving then you won't have much to worry about....

BiafranBushBoy:
lol. Sales isn't a child's play guy! Maybe yours is mobile app sales

Till you enter fully... you will know.

Everyday... I go home with headache thinking of how to generate revenue for some niggur wey dey for one big office as MD!

Since I head my dept... come see yearly revenue wey dem dey stone keep for my table.

but I am starting to see the good sides of it... Not just the bad sides.. Let's just forget the targets... Yea they are crazy...

Lol number 10 is just funny

him to put his tongue. And oh what a glorious day! Hallelujah!!!

4- “How are you this old and still so bad at this?” sex: This in my experience is from guys who brag a lot! You know that guy who is so hot and just talks about his skills, and after a drunk night, you just say, “what the hell, let’s do it!” Then you discover he is full of shit. Cat shit!

5- Sex in a comfortable bed: This feels better than that shitty bed in the flat he shares with his room mates. And if he is good at his “job”, that mattress will make up for every bad sex you’ve ever had.

6- Sex on incredibly nice sheets: Think Egyptian cotton… This is sheer bliss! Did you ever notice anyone’s sheets in your early twenties? No? That’s probably because those didn’t feel like heaven and these do. #ThankMeLater

7- Sex where the guy won’t come until he makes sure you do: At this stage in your life, that’s the STANDARD. It’s the only appropriate type of sex and as you get older, do you understand me?

8- Sex with someone you actually love: Not the guy you have a crush on, not some dude you met at a nightclub, but someone you really love and you’ve been together for a while. You’ve done the deed so much y’all have become pros. That type of sex. Yes!(the married people get what I’m saying…hehehe)

9- Sex that is so good you might actually marry this person: This type has you like, “Woah! I think I want to do this with you for the rest of my life”. As a guy, you might even offer to have her babies. It was that good!

10- Sex that turns into a nap: Not just him! I mean both of you say, “cool sex,” just give each other high-fives and doze off.

In other related news, have you ever been in the middle of sex, and asked yourself, “wow is this really happening?” No? Just me? Well, sometimes I like to take a moment in the moment to marvel or chuckle. (Whatever the situation brings). Did I cover all the bases? If I didn’t, please enlighten me on the other types.

Chicken before egg....

Forgive her.....

Evaberry:
Why should your kid have a phone in the first place

good question... But its just better to buy them a non browsing phone

The madam was shouting and crying during sex

Why are people scared of marketing? I still don't get it.

Evaberry:
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you are indeed a sissy like someone dingbang said



she just wants those gifts



Op get sense na!!!!

So the boy later posted another thread...kai.

Mchew.. If this is ur pattern then its so easy to steal

Let me dwell here

Cutehector4u I reached ultimate and my account was hacked..

The end

tooth4tooth:
But that is not the scenario in this case. He chopped off some parts which suggest ritual killing and tried to dispose the body when he was caught.

well we cannot truly ascertain his motives for dismembering the body.

And why the heck will I work my ass a whole day to please someone who haven't even taken her bath? You smoke weed so?

tooth4tooth:
Story for the Gods. You claim you are not a ritual killer ,yet you chopped off her breast ,her fingers, her tongue, her private part,her eyes, part of her forehead. What are you exactly? May death by hanging fall on you for bringing untimely death upon the innocent child.

See as he resemble ghost

for criminals, its not wise to dump of a whole dead body just like that, what they have to do is to cut the body into tiny bits and bag it. That way, it makes it a lot easier to dispose off properly without any suspicion