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oluwafrizzy:
Are you wondering about sweet things you can say to your girl? Wonder no more.
Take some of these!

1. You are my peace.

2. You add value to my existence.

3. I cannot fathom a life with you in it.

4. How do you look so beautiful everytime?

5. I feel so lucky to have you.

6. You always know what to do to surprise me.

7. You have brought perfection to my life..

8. You are so beautiful when you laugh.

9. Everytime I see you, I feel more alive.

10. I always see you in my dreams.

11. You are the last thought in my mind everytime, before I sleep.


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NLTroubleChild:
This is the best news i have heard today, Please keep expelling them during few weeks when they are to graduate, Or better still send Cultists to kill them and throw their bodies into a canal.
More of this please.
He's even an afonja sef with his cone head like The ball used in Rugby
This one would surely go back to Ogun state and take over his father Skull Mining business

RaggedyAnn:


Okay, your foolery is excused. You're high on something.

RaggedyAnn:
See how ignorant you are? I didn't say he was wrong. Stop replying posts if you don't know what they mean.

RaggedyAnn:
That's alright. The emergence of this phylum of men is a good and welcome sign. It balances the distribution of social power to have these dependent men.

He should just be sure to read the remainder of that particular memo, if he's bent on turning tables: be sure to keep yourself pretty; keep your ass and gut tight, pluck your hairs, soak yourself in perfumed oils to smell good everyday, spruce yourself up in form fitting clothes that show-off your assets (because women are visual creatures), and accept that you're expired goods at thirty-five, no matter what. But not to worry, bae will still take care of you and the kids. She'll leave you enough money for feeding and trips abroad, so you'll have no cause to complain when she goes after younger, prettier dependent men. Because, suddenly, it's in a woman's DNA to cheat. And you'll accept it, because you need to be taken care of.

You'll learn to accept other things too; like a big bellied woman with a loose pussy and poor hygiene. Because now, the true beauty of a woman is the size of her pocket. You'll marry older women, because you'll prefer them to be 'made' and able to sustain your lavish cravings. This will make wealthy older women a sought-after specie, and people will ignore the cracks of age and droopy breasts, claiming she ages like fine wine while a guy (whose belly bulges by an inch over his belt) ages like milk. And because you don't want to give up your lifestyle, you'll let your woman disrespect you as she pleases. You'll realize that the ego of a woman is fragile and needs constant cultivating. You'll become a prayer-warrior to protect your home from side-kicks; you'll raise the children and take the blame if any of them turns out to become wayward............

And eventually, it will be decided that the system of patriarchy is a grand conspiracy that has overrun its course; you'll decide this to discredit the Bible's claim that men have indeed been cursed to suffer and sweat for food (Genesis 3:17). And alluding to the pre-historic matriarchal religions and the highly organized matriarchal societies in nature (honey-bees, lions, killer whales), you'll support the claim that God is a woman. It will be entertained for a century to give women an edge for being born the 'right gender'. Lol!

If that's the agenda of the dependent man, I don't mind it. But it's definitely not the feminist agenda. There's no denying that it gives feminists a shorter distance to cover for equality, when men are running backwards...... Still, you are on your own with all this.

Nina4u:
He had a small banana

Shortyy:
What if someone decides to marry an IMO girl? What will he do?

Rorachy:
She should teach girls how to make money.