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If you say your president Is clueless, then how much more clueless could you be, for being ruled under a clueless president.

Toks2008:
And then you prove you are not a coward and the lady manipulates you sexually and she gets pregnant threatening that you must take the baby what will you do?

Note that it is not every lady you can just push aside as some are the queen of ogbanjes...your case will be a sorry one.

So just avoid flings with a lady you know you will not be cool with if marriage ever happens.

Urm i'm too too informed to be careless as to things like preventing unwanted pregnancies. So no babe can come cook up useless stories abt me impregnating her.

emusmithy:
Are you kidding me? Holy Communion?
When last did you step into a church building lol?

A very tiny cup...let's not derail.

Indicate which of the points listed is giving you ish

holy communion? Urm what yall serve there is totally hogwash.. sorry to say.. I visited a pentecostal church during community service and when it was time for the communion, what was being served made me laugh. Bread just stank! It was just stale. And the drink was so tasteless, I felt they over poured water into it..


So I won't be surprised that gurl just took a sip outta it

Toks2008:
Of course I don't date a lady I can't marry let alone sleep with her...naahh!

we all have said Dat line bro... and trust me, it never worked..



I just Wana be blunt for once, if a girl wants to offer d cherry for free, u make good use of the opportunity, dulling will only make the guy a coward..

Did she brush her teeth?

So are you telling me girls are likened to shellfish? No wonder they have fish brain too

Toks cmon don't tell me u haven't done the shii u advising against?

olihilistic:

GLORY

lol u wan derail my guy thread abi

Ryt now I want to do Smth pretty bad

harshmidd2012:
Na u d Boss go call make u con do d wahala 4 him/her again! Lobatan!

is this d way u reason? Really? How on earth will he know the tyres are loosed? Damn!

Tears is the most valuable weapon for deceit. Never fall for it

I thought the recession will affect the prostitutes in nigeria

12 miscarriages?




What did both of them do in their past before getting married?

Loose the tyre bolts from your boss's car if he abuses you in your place of work.



Thank me later

Tallesty1:
Nah naijaboyi dey collect rice so.

u mean naijaboy1?

Girls dah don't like to wait..

I pity d dead man..

Person like sinaj

photoshoot:
Why dont you quote me directly . Let me show you how to reason properly. Don't think what you have up there is brain. Dingdaft

so u really mean you can display ur sense of stupidity because of someone who you perceive as female because "f" is attached to the username?



Don't be too silly... I advise you continue masturbating in your closet.. cuz that's better than being fooled

OBTSubtle:


Ooh.. So you people have come to nairaland..




Guys, don't fall for these demonic thieves..


One of my guy recieved this exact kind of message on facebook, he met the girl at ozone cinema, the girl suggested he comes over to her place, she had already texted her gang members to stay at strategic places to rob my friend..

That's how they robbed him of his 2014 Lexus SUV and other valuables... His phone and the rest..

I'm even sure the girl made away with his destiny because she kissed him on the forehead, inside his car..

Till today, my guy has been experiencing different problems here and there.. His business is going down..

Everything started from what looks likes a harmless invite..


Please don't fall for this witch.. A word is enough for the wise..

well she cant fool the notable romancelanders in here, only gullible ones like photoshoot must have sent her a pm.

Enybliss:
didn't i say the same thing earlier? Nothing good can come out of this place, so I'm not surprised

well at least we gave her similar advise... its much better to hook up with people offline Dan search for someone on social media

Enybliss:
why would she? When kids can just copy it and that dig up info about her and come here to jubilate like they won a multimillion dollar contract forming detective

well she shouldn't get all surprised at the comments... I believe if it were a guy who posted same shii, more ladies would advise him to go read his book..


So it goes both ways

Enybliss:
you open a thread like this because you know what you want, only for some people to show up and try to force thier opinions on you, pweetixandy dont you have male friends? Cant you go with female friends? Since you said its nothing romantic just hanging out, because this place cant give you anything good, that i assure you, if i were a boy, I'd give you a call, because i admire your boldness

Urm she wasn't bold enough to display her digits

pweetixandy:
uhn? lol

dats d spirit.. I need you to loosen up

pweetixandy:
no thanks

lol cmon,,, I know that character... I can pretty say you want something buh you too proud to admit it.

Yes. Fani kayode is a changed man

pweetixandy:
. u don't know what i want. you can start ur own thread with the topic "cool spots to hangout on the mainland". thank u

well you give it a try... Dnt be too rigid.

Very stvpid boy...


See why it's good to have sense.

See Wetin "I want to work in oyel firm" have cause now...

pweetixandy:
exactly the kind of questions I do not need. RME

the kind of questions you don't need because it's obvious in reality, you'll appear to be an introvert...

pweetixandy:
okay..I know its a little strange but, I just want to go on a date. I've not been on one in years. I don't want someone who will start asking me why, or whatever. let's just see a movie, have a good time, laugh and go our separate ways. I won't ask you about your personal life and you won't ask about mine. We go see a movie at Ozone cinemas, I pay for my popcorn and tickets, you pay for yours. we could fix a date this week or whenever you got time. pls, if u are below 28, go and sleep. And oh, no pictures, let's surprise each other! Just quote me if interested. Lagos peeps only!
okay, maybe we can exchange pictures. since no one wants to go on a date with someone missing an ear or smthn. lol, I can't believe the responses I've been getting. o lord!

well you don't need to go on dates because you are bored.......




Finding solace on nairaland won't help either. If u need cool new spots around mainland, I could give u addresses... ozone is way too regular.

Our future is also a function of the person we choose to spend the rest of our lives with

pweetixandy:
I kuku did not claim to be rich. thanks for leaving a comment.

well I was only giving u a suggestion... besides why choose to look for a date online..? What stops u from hanging out with male friends in your circle...


Or are u an introvert?