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The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Toks2008(m): 7:44pm On Nov 24, 2016
Chop and clean mouth is a regular pidgin phrase used in Nigeria to describe a sinister act of taking advantage of a situation or someone.

Unfortunately this syndrome can be applicable to romantic affairs and iit has been the cause of many troubled marriages today as many couples in marriage are total mismatch.

We have had cases where a guy just decides to catch fun with a lady he would never consider his bae just for the lady to get pregnant or blackmail as well as threaten him diabolically and at the end he is forced to marry the lady which inadvertently breeds an unhappy union.

The same case happens to a lady where she just decides to take advantage of a man she never sees the possibility of marrying just for her to find herself in an unfortunate situation.

Many baby mamas and daddies are springing up day by day and several children lack parental care as a result of this act. Lives have been lost through complicated abortions and several other reasons all because a man or woman decides to indulge in chop and clean mouth act.

Except you are a gigolo or a call girl, the simple truth is that we must avoid this act at all cost...never date someone you know you can not possibly marry and if you must sleep with anyone,let that person be the type you can marry.

I don't know if this makes any sense.

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Nobody: 7:44pm On Nov 24, 2016
CAN YOU USE USED BATTERY TWICE

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by herzern0: 7:46pm On Nov 24, 2016

Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by ikp120(m): 7:46pm On Nov 24, 2016
Lol... Ride on and preach me happy bro grin grin... Guys AS WELL AS girls are guilty of this... I hate that thing eh... If I don't see a future with any girl, why should I date her? Abeg guys free those girls joor... Abi they send una? grin

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Nobody: 7:47pm On Nov 24, 2016
I was feeling you till I got to this part

The simple truth is that we must avoid this act at all cost...never date someone you know you can not possibly marry

Toks2008 , care to explain this part better?

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by dingbang(m): 7:47pm On Nov 24, 2016
Toks cmon don't tell me u haven't done the shii u advising against? grin

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Herlyne(f): 7:48pm On Nov 24, 2016
How can you say we shouldn't date someone we know we won't marry, that's not possible

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Toks2008(m): 7:52pm On Nov 24, 2016
Herlyne:
How can you say we shouldn't date someone we know we won't marry, that's not possible

U got it twisted

Dating someone you can marry is what I'm saying.. it does not mean it must end in marriage...it's different from dating someone you know you can't marry

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by ikp120(m): 7:53pm On Nov 24, 2016
RETIREDMUMU:
CAN YOU USE USED BATTERY TWICE

Lolzzz grin grin

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Toks2008(m): 7:54pm On Nov 24, 2016
dingbang:
Toks cmon don't tell me u haven't done the shii u advising against? grin




Of course I don't date a lady I can't marry let alone sleep with her...naahh!

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Herlyne(f): 7:54pm On Nov 24, 2016
Toks2008:


U got it twisted

Dating someone you can marry is what I'm saying.. it does not mean it must end in marriage...it's different from dating someone you know you can't marry
so you're saying "can't " and "wont" is what differentiates this situation now?

I still think it's the same thing

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Splinz(m): 7:57pm On Nov 24, 2016
Yeah, you're making sense. But unfortunately, Herlyne thinks you're high on Jamaican weed... cheesy

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by dingbang(m): 7:57pm On Nov 24, 2016
Toks2008:


Of course I don't date a lady I can't marry let alone sleep with her...naahh!
cheesy we all have said Dat line bro... and trust me, it never worked..



I just Wana be blunt for once, if a girl wants to offer d cherry for free, u make good use of the opportunity, dulling will only make the guy a coward..

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Toks2008(m): 7:59pm On Nov 24, 2016
Herlyne:
so you're saying "can't " and "wont" is what differentiates this situation now?

I still think it's the same thing

It's easy to decipher...if I woo you then I can marry you IF we last long enough for us to marry but it is a different ball game for me to just woo a lady I know I can't marry

It takes one glance at first meeting for a man or woman to know if there is a possibility of marrying each other and if in the course of the affair you discover it can't work out then take a walk.

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by MackBrooklyn: 8:00pm On Nov 24, 2016
Tallesty1:
I honestly don't know how one can appreciate a good cook without eating around a bit




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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Tallesty1(m): 8:02pm On Nov 24, 2016
I honestly don't know how one can appreciate a good cook without eating around a bit

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Toks2008(m): 8:04pm On Nov 24, 2016
dingbang:
cheesy we all have said Dat line bro... and trust me, it never worked..



I just Wana be blunt for once, if a girl wants to offer d cherry for free, u make good use of the opportunity, dulling will only make the guy a coward..

And then you prove you are not a coward and the lady manipulates you sexually and she gets pregnant threatening that you must take the baby what will you do?

Note that it is not every lady you can just push aside as some are the queen of ogbanjes...your case will be a sorry one.

So just avoid flings with a lady you know you will not be cool with if marriage ever happens.

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Herlyne(f): 8:06pm On Nov 24, 2016
Toks2008:


It's easy to decipher...if I woo you then I can marry you IF we last long enough for us to marry but it is a different ball game for me to just woo a lady I know I can't marry

It takes one glance at first meeting for a man or woman to know if there is a possibility of marrying each other and if in the course of the affair you discover it can't work out then take a walk.
you people do it all the time, so this one you've come to the realization that it's not good anymore, I'm happy for you.


It doesn't take one glance dear, love at first sight is what you're thinking and it doesn't always work. Most of the time

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Herlyne(f): 8:06pm On Nov 24, 2016
wink
Splinz:
Yeah, you're making sense. But unfortunately, Herlyne thinks you're high on Jamaican weed... cheesy

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Nobody: 8:10pm On Nov 24, 2016
I'm in same situation now.

I've been going out with this Arab guy for nearly 6 months.. But our case is mutual cause we both know we are not gonna end up together..

So I'm in there for the exotic dinner dates and trips and royalty cards to spa sessions!!
And he's in there for the haram treats I give him!! grin

Still waiting for the Nigerian guy my dad said I must get married to embarassed grin

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Toks2008(m): 8:11pm On Nov 24, 2016
Herlyne:
you people do it all the time, so this one you've come to the realization that it's not good anymore, I'm happy for you.


It doesn't take one glance dear, love at first sight is what you're thinking and it doesn't always work. Most of the time

Don't be too quick to judge..I have never been involved in chop n clean mouth and I was not even talking about love at first sight.

We all have our standard and if I see a lady at first glance I will know IF THERE IS A GOOD POSSIBILITY of marrying her IF she proves to be worthy.

But some people just date for crazy reasons with no possibility of marrying that person at all.

That is the chop and clean mouth act.

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by dingbang(m): 8:11pm On Nov 24, 2016
Toks2008:


And then you prove you are not a coward and the lady manipulates you sexually and she gets pregnant threatening that you must take the baby what will you do?

Note that it is not every lady you can just push aside as some are the queen of ogbanjes...your case will be a sorry one.

So just avoid flings with a lady you know you will not be cool with if marriage ever happens.
Urm i'm too too informed to be careless as to things like preventing unwanted pregnancies. So no babe can come cook up useless stories abt me impregnating her.

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Herlyne(f): 8:15pm On Nov 24, 2016
Toks2008:


Don't be too quick to judge..I have never been involved in chop n clean mouth and I was not even talking about love at first site.

We all have our standard and if I see a lady at first glance I will know IF THERE IS A GOOD POSSIBILITY of marrying her IF she proves to be worthy.

But some people just date for crazy reasons with no possibility of marrying that person at all.

That is the chop and clean mouth act.
lol okay, one of the few good people. I think you were.


Haha you can? How? How does someone determine such from just first glance. You men that can easily get distracted by ass and conclude she's the type for marriage.

We don't always date to get married dear.

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by dollyjoy(f): 8:18pm On Nov 24, 2016
I love the last part of your post.

It's very common to see ladies who date guys they know they won't marry but such guys can describe their body features very well if asked.
Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by dollyjoy(f): 8:20pm On Nov 24, 2016
RETIREDMUMU:
CAN YOU USE USED BATTERY TWICE
Irrelevant question!

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Toks2008(m): 8:21pm On Nov 24, 2016
Herlyne:
lol okay, one of the few good people. I think you were.


Haha you can? How? How does someone determine such from just first glance. You men that can easily get distracted by ass and conclude she's the type for marriage.

We don't always date to get married dear.

Another wrong conclusion..not all guys are into ass and boobs. .

I don't fancy big ass or big boobs in fact anything above 36dd is too much and a lady with a moderate ass with good curves will do.

Now taking into cognisance the above criteria it becomes apparent that when I see a lady that has super large ass and the cosy type of boobs I know instanta that she is a No so why should I date such?

That is my point.

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by BiafraBushBoy(m): 8:22pm On Nov 24, 2016
LOL... "Chop and clean mouth"

Would you chop and not clean mouth before?? cheesy

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Masonic(m): 8:24pm On Nov 24, 2016
I support the OP.
Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Herlyne(f): 8:27pm On Nov 24, 2016
Toks2008:


Another wrong conclusion..not all guys are into ass and boobs. .

I don't fancy big ass or big boobs in fact anything above 36dd is too much and a lady with a moderate ass with good curves will do.

Now taking into cognisance the above criteria it becomes apparent that when I see a lady that has super large ass and the cosy type of boobs I know instanta that she is a No so why should I date such?

That is my point.
from the fact that you have a preference, I can say you most certainly are into ass and boobs, just not the conventional men's choice of size. But if you can show me another guy who isn't into ass and boobs, I will believe you.

So your point is, if I concluded right, women with super large ass and cosy boobs are not marriage ready?

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Toks2008(m): 8:31pm On Nov 24, 2016
Herlyne:

So your point is, if I concluded right, women with super large ass and cosy boobs are not marriage ready?

Na you talk am no be me...I just gave my preference

There are too many ladies in the world for a man to pick one that is not his taste.

I love full boobs which is not the same as being busty. . cos you can be a 34 cup and have full bustline.

I love well rounded ass which may necessarily not be big...this is my choice and cosy may be the choice of another...that is life for you.

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Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by Herlyne(f): 8:34pm On Nov 24, 2016
Toks2008:


Na you talk am no be me...I just gave my preference

There are too many ladies in the world for a man to pick one that is not his taste.

I love full boobs which is not the same as being busty. . cos you can be a 34 cup and have full bustline.

I love well rounded as which may necessarily not be big...this is my choice and cosy may be the choice of another...that is life for you.
lol OK cool
Re: The Chop And Clean Mouth Syndrome. by ndcide(m): 8:40pm On Nov 24, 2016
Toks2008:
Chop and clean mouth is a regular pidgin phrase used in Nigeria to describe a sinister act of taking advantage of a situation or someone.

Unfortunately this syndrome can be applicable to romantic affairs and iit has been the cause of many troubled marriages today as many couples in marriage are total mismatch.

We have had cases where a guy just decides to catch fun with a lady he would never consider his bae just for the lady to get pregnant or blackmail as well as threaten him diabolically and at the end he is forced to marry the lady which inadvertently breeds an unhappy union.

The same case happens to a lady where she just decides to take advantage of a man she never sees the possibility of marrying just for her to find herself in an unfortunate situation.

Many baby mamas and daddies are springing up day by day and several children lack parental care as a result of this act. Lives have been lost through complicated abortions and several other reasons all because a man or woman decides to indulge in chop and clean mouth act.

Except you are a gigolo or a call girl, the simple truth is that we must avoid this act at all cost...never date someone you know you can not possibly marry and if you must sleep with anyone,let that person be the type you can marry.

I don't know if this makes any sense.

Bros the battle against illicit seex is lost. Don't you see how people celebrate it even here on nairaland?

Iniquity has taken over to the extent that if you decide to live right, many people see you as odd.

On nairaland baby mama is celebrated. When you tell them that it's satanic manipulation, they'll say you are talking "religion"

Imagine a topic on nairaland home page about someone's baby mama dressing seductively..

You ask, who is this person, and they tell you she's someone's baby mama. You then wonder. Being baby mama, is it now an achievement?

Or it's a product of Chop and clean mouth.

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