"HMMMM"

THIS ONE IS TOO SMALL,
WHAT ABOUT ME THAT HAVE UPTO 500 GIRLFRIENDS, I'M HAVING A SELECTION PROBLEM NOW.

I THINK, I'LL FOLLOW THIS PROCEDURE.
THE LADIES WILL BE SCREENED, AFTER SCREENING, THEN BEAUTY CONTESTS, THREE WINNERS THAT EMERGE FROM THE BEAUTY CONTESTS WILL BE FINALIZED BY VOTING, WHOEVER WINS WILL BE THE CHOOSING ONE

"HMMMM"

WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND NO MAN SEEMS TO APPROACH YOU, IT'S AN ERROR, AND YOU NEED SERIOUS PRAYERS.

MAYBE SOMEONE FROM YOUR VILLAGE HAS COVERED YOUR FACE SPIRITUALLY THAT NO MAN WILL EVER NOTICE YOUR BEAUTY.

ME FOR EXAMPLE, I'M A MAN, BUT WOMEN USED TO APPROACH ME.

"HMMMM"

TO HELL WITH VALENTINE'S DAY, VALENTINE'S DAY IS ONE OF THE DEVIL'S TOOLS TO INFLICT PEOPLE WITH INCURABLE DISEASES SUCH AS HIV/AIDS.

ANYONE THAT GIVES ME A GIFT ONLY ON VALENTINE'S DAY WILL RECEIVE A BETTER SLAP THAT WILL RESET HER BRAIN.

TAKE YOUR STINKY GIFTS AWAY FROM ME, I DON'T NEED THEM, KEEP YOUR DISEASE INFECTED LOVE TO YOURSELF.

1Sharon:
Whether photoshop or not.

Haven't pastors done outrageous things like this?

"HMMMM"

WHY DO YOU DESPISE CHRISTIANITY

"HMMMM"

THERE'S A DISEASE ALL WOMEN HAVE IN THEIR BODY, AS FAR AS YOU MENSTRUATE, YOU HAVE THAT DISEASE, BUT IS NOT INFECTIOUS.

SO, OP CHILL" YOU AIN'T GETTING THE DISEASE.

DON'T KILL YOUR WIFE BECAUSE OF A MINOR DISEASE, TRUST ME, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET INFECTED, NOT A BIG DEAL

cococandy:
Her breasts are gorgeous. Stop talking nonsense

"HMMMM"

WONDERS SHALL NEVER END

"HMMMM"

TO YOUR TENTS O ISRAEL

"HMMMM"

LADIES!! STOP THE LAYING,PLAYING, DELAYING AND START PRAYING**** ANY MAN WHO IS SERIOUS ABOUT YOU CAN PATIENTLY WAIT UNTIL U BECOME HIS BRIDE. GOING TO BED WITH HIM WILL NOT MAKE HIM TO END UP MARRYING YOU. A SERIOUS MAN WILL ALWAYS LUV AND RESPECT UR WISH SO STOP GIVING URSELF SO CHEAP!. THE MORE U LAY WITH THE MAN,THE MORE HE PLAYS WITH YOU AND THE MORE YOU DELAY UR MARRIAGE. ANY MAN WHO IS TRULY SERIOUS ABOUT YOU, WILL ALSO BE VERY ZEALOUS TO MARRY YOU. IF HE CONSIDERS YOU AS MISS RIGHT, HE WILL DO WHAT IS RIGHT.

"HMMMM"

LOVE IS PATIENT AND KIND; LOVE DOES NOT ENVY OR BOAST; IT IS NOT ARROGANT OR RUDE. IT DOES NOT REJOICE AT WRONGDOING, BUT REJOICES WITH THE TRUTH. LOVE BEARS ALL THINGS, BELIEVES ALL THINGS, HOPES ALL THINGS, ENDURES ALL THINGS.

"HMMMM"

WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND HARD TO CATCH, LIKE BUTTERFLIES. BUT MOST OF YOU ALL ARE LIKE MOSQUITOES, ANNOYING AND EASY TO SMASH.

"HMMMM"

DEAR BOYS, BE THE TYPE OF GUY YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO BE WITH.

"HMMMM"

SEX IS FOR MARRIED COUPLES ONLY;

SEX IS MEANT FOR MARRIED COUPLES ONLY, IF YOU ARE NOT YET MARRIED FORGET ABOUT SEX. SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE IS A CURSE TO ANYONE WHO INDULGE IN IT.
BUT REMEMBER: WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.
IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF SEX, THEN GET MARRIED.

"HMMMM"

GET INSIDE YOUR ROOM NOW AND THROW AWAY ALL YOUR CREAMS, MAKE-UPS, SOAPS, YOU CAN STILL BURN ALL OF THEM TO ASHES. THEY ARE THE CAUSE OF YOUR PROBLEM.

NEVER APPLY ANY CREAM ON YOUR BODY AGAIN, BATH WITH ONLY TOILET SOAP AND THANK ME LATER.

"HMMMM"

TO WHOM MUCH IS GIVEN, MUCH IS EXPECTED.

TO YOUR TENTS, O ISRAEL

"HMMMM"

DOES PAEDOPHILE REALLY EXIST AS PEOPLE SAY

IF MEN COULD BE LIKE ME,
BUT THEY CAN'T

"HMMMM"

SHE MUST BE AN ATTENTION SEEKER

WHY WOULD A HUMAN BEING TAKE HER LIFE BECAUSE OF ORDINARY LIKES' ON SOCIAL NETWORK, THIS IS UTTER STUPIDITY.

WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING, WHETHER THEY LIKE OR COMMENT ON IT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS(WHO CARES) AS FAR AS YOU HAVE PASSED YOUR MESSAGE, THAT'S ALL

"HMMMM"

WOMEN AND RELATIONSHIP, HABA

CAN'T PEOPLE STAY WITHOUT EACH OTHER

MEN STAY WITHOUT WOMEN AND WOMEN STAY WITHOUT MEN

IS NOT TOO HARD

MOST MARRIAGE PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY SPOUSES WHO CONTINUE TO THINK, ACT AND BEHAVE LIKE THEY ARE SINGLE, EVEN WHEN THEY ARE MARRIED.

IF YOU ARE MARRIED,
DO THE HONORABLE;
THINK MARRIED, ACT MARRIED AND BEHAVE MARRIED.

BECAREFUL WHO COMES CLOSER TO YOU;
MANY PEOPLE HAVE SLEPT WITH AN AGENT OF DARKNESS WITHOUT KNOWING IT.
MANY PEOPLE HAVE HAD INTIMACY WITH A DEMON WITHOUT KNOWING IT.

WHO IS COMING CLOSER TO YOU.
IT'S NOW LEFT FOR YOU TO ANSWER.
BE CAREFUL.
NOT ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLD.
DON'T FALL A VICTIM...!!!

BUT EACH PERSON IS TEMPTED WHEN HE IS LURED AND ENTICED BY HIS OWN DESIRE. THEN DESIRE WHEN IT HAS CONCEIVED GIVES BIRTH TO SIN, AND SIN WHEN IT IS FULLY GROWN BRINGS FORTH DEATH.

BE CAREFUL WHO IS SLEEPING WITH YOU: THE PERSON THAT IS HAVING SEX WITH YOU; DO YOU KNOW THAT PERSON VERY WELL? EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON PHYSICALLY; DO YOU KNOW THAT PERSON SPIRITUALLY?

BIBLE, ACCORDING TO HOSEA 4:6 SAYS, "MY PEOPLE ARE DESTROYED FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE." IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A SATANIC MARK, YOU ARE FINISHED/DOOMED, YOU HAVE NOT ONLY BEEN DEFILED BOTH PHYSICALLY AND SPIRITUALLY, YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN CONTAMINATED WITH DEVILISH AND DEMONIC BADASS.

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE...!!!

"HMMMM"

NIGERIAN WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE, IT'S IN THE BLOOD

WOMEN ARE NOW WEARING PANTIES IN PUBLIC

WOMEN OF NOWADAYS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY

"HMMMM"


IF YOU ASK ME NA WHO I GO ASK

WOMEN OF NOWADAYS

"HMMMM"

I'M A PROUD VILLAGE GUY
BETTER THAN PEOPLE LIVING IN THE CITY

PROUD VILLAGE GUY
IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

"HMMMM"

THAT'S COOL, THUMBS UP

ETINOSA IS NEXT, YOU HEARD IT FROM ME

FINGERS CROSSED".

"HMMMM"


WHAT DO I KNOW

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL

A MAN IS ENTITLED TO MARRY ANY WOMAN OF HIS CHOICE NOMATTER THE AGE

A GUY OF 20 YEARS OLD CAN MARRY A LADY WHO IS 40 YEARS, AND THE LADY WILL RESPECT HIM, COOK FOR HIM, WASH HIS CLOTHES, AND ALSO GREET HIM FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

A WOMAN DOES NOT SENIOR A MAN WHEN IT COMES TO MARRIAGE, WHEN YOU ARE READY TO MARRY, AGE IS KEPT ASIDE, YOU MUST RESPECT YOUR HUSBAND AS THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY.

"HMMMM"

IS IT FOR REAL?

BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND OF NOWADAYS MEANS NOTHING, BUT VANITY UPON VANITY.
IF YOU'RE A MAN IN NEED OF A WOMAN "GET MARRIED".
IF YOU'RE A WOMAN IN NEED OF A MAN "GET MARRIED".
SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE IS CALLED "FORNICATION" WHICH IS "SIN".
FLEE FORNICATION.
SIN'S KISSES KILL.
BUT, SIN WILL DISAPPEAR WITH THE DISAPPEARANCE OF DEATH...!!!

THERE IS NO MORE LOVELY, FRIENDLY OR CHARMING RELATIONSHIP, COMMUNION OR COMPANY, THAN A GOOD MARRIAGE