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Erald: I lost #3500 to GistandCash
They lied to me that after registering that I'll be making free calls with the CUG sim they gave me.
After one month they told me that I'll be paying them #2000 every month or they'll block the line.
So guys beware oo!
They are still marketing oo!

Hian! Someone told mi bou dis particular biz som months ago. I decided to chill $ watch from d stands. So they are fraud afterall.

@naijatruth, Did u stoopidly hav to quote d whole post, to type dat poo??
@op, Nice writeup. No sentiments

Am surprised to see dat, virtually errybody here, chew their nails.
Gosh! The nails are tasteless, or do u sprinkle salt before chewing? Do u swallow after chewing?
Not only do I not indulge in it, I hate it. Coz its pointless to me and disfugures d nail bed.
Y'all really need to stop dis; Its irritating.

Gud move. Buh y leav out Kano in dis arrangement?
I fear dis Zombies would wanna port to neighbourin states whre dey alrdy hav som influence, lik Kaduna, Bauchi.
The govt better tighten up both interstate and d country's border security as a whole.

Funny things people did sha
I was one of d youngest in class, so was I pretty too lol. Many girls were attracted to me, so I started f.ucki.n in primary 3. Funny tho, coz I never knew there was a hole to insert my de.e.k, so we'l jst take off our clothes and lie on each other.
I was also fond of lukin at d girls' panties, started d mirror formula wen I entered Js1.
Back in d neiborhood, twas d same fuc.k story. Dis time, I enticed d girls wif stuffs lik biscuits, sweets, 'agbalumo' seed, rubberbands etc.
I laff @ myslf weneva I rememba all of dis.
I was neva caught in d act in school.
Nemesis struck @ home wen my neibors caught me, and reported to my mum. Got d beatin of my life . My aunties den wld tease mi, by askin hw my dee.k rose, d shape, size et al wen iwas fu.cckin lmao!
Dat was in primary 6, bt I still had to fuc..k one more time on graduation day. This girl, Omolara Abbas, was gonna leave for lagos, emotions overtook, she came to my houz in d evnin, I told my bro I wz gonna hlp her look for a book in my room. She ffed mi, den we fu.ckk..d. I haven't seen dis girl since den.
In all of this, I was brilliant. So my dad wld nt concern himself wif ma extracurriculars lol. .
Growin up was all fun. Might nt hav had b best of goodies $ rubbies, I sure had d best of Punannies .

PS: I also once had a guy, suck my dee.k. Wouldn't say more bou dat

We are still gud to go. Ktbffh!
Sup wif all dis new rules on display.

Ridiculous! *spits*

Porridge is a bastar.d

Cech again. Suarez na winsh

Cech see am

Cech see am

See boiz men

Nice footie blue bloiz

See reina o

Goallllll!!!!!!

See ivanovic oo

Agger Agbero

Attackin frm left to right

Game on! Ktbffh

Chris Teale for goal.com don vex. E no gree end d match

Abeg wch one be KTBFFH?
Up Chelsea! Vamos Amigos!!

Can dese malus stand d heat when d reprisals eventually begin?
Dokubo is a moronic imbecil.e, pay no attention to him.

Leggo blue boiz!

[quote author=fitzmayowa][/quote]I knew a moro.n was going to quote dat imbecil.e.

Temismith: Start as friendships o!

Huh?

Such girls would bore u outta d rshp in no time. We want chics dt can stand up to our mess $ dare us ocassionally.
I'm in dis situation @ d moment, jst lasnyt I told her, we needed a break, some space to catch our breath. U need to see d way she broke out in tears over d fone. Anoda wahala to deal with nw...whew!!!

Barr.michael ok:
tell him that he should not go warri about am a car tracker and also a barrister, he may need my help in the cult of law

Another Fu.cktard on d loose

Nice play boiz. Contain dem and catch dem on d break

Man city show dem pepper :d :d

Half time. City shown more intent for d half.

sureteeboy: That's what her master told her to wear, at least, he need souls in hell. Besides, why are topics about half naked celebs always make the homepage almost immediately after post and meaningful ones are lying down there @ the forum

Gibberish and incoherent

Wish intellectual threads like dis would keep makin frontpage, rather than d re.tard.ed BS we see, day in day out.
In other news, d earlier dis peeps calm d f.uck down, d berra for all of us o.
America I knw, never supports anyone witout an ulterior motive and selfish interest. May God deliver us frm d captors dt present demselvs as our frnds. Amen!