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Travel / Re: 5 Struggles Nigerians Who Use The Lagos Airport Will Understand by dionysus7: 9:48am On Mar 06, 2017

Travel / Re: 5 Struggles Nigerians Who Use The Lagos Airport Will Understand by dionysus7: 9:44am On Mar 06, 2017
waiting for your bags at the baggage carousel especially at MMA








advice...bring mat and handfan cry

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Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University On Fire by dionysus7: 8:47pm On Feb 20, 2017
sheh its just that building you're shouting ambrose alli University on fire...all these nairaland ops need to go back to school

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Religion / Re: 5 Most Dangerous Consequences Of Disobeying GOD’S Word by dionysus7: 11:31am On Feb 19, 2017
glad you said in the bible
ADEWUMIMichael:

(5) When God gives us a command,
we need to do our very best to follow
it. We need to start taking God’s
commands more seriously. In the
Bible,
when people disobeyed God’s
instructions, they were punished.


because clearly these sh!t aint applicable in our time
Business / Re: 20,000 Bank Accounts Closed By FG by dionysus7: 10:23pm On Feb 14, 2017
lol ADs are getting smarter, see where my guy smuggle AD put...wetin concern us concern how long you take knack your wife, no make we vent the 20k fake accounts for you o

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TV/Movies / Re: Refined Pornography: The Shame Of Watching Big Brother Naija by dionysus7: 6:46pm On Feb 14, 2017
cejaypriesty:

And you that sat down to watch it and not condemning what did you learn from it huh??
you think everyone is as jobless as you are...swerve abeg
TV/Movies / Re: Refined Pornography: The Shame Of Watching Big Brother Naija by dionysus7: 11:51am On Feb 14, 2017
lol no one forced you to watch it, i dont know why you think you're better off, its not as if you're better off. So you sat down to write this epistle on someone else' lifestyle. self righteous mofo

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Politics / Re: 350 Imams Pray For Buhari's Recovery by dionysus7: 1:32pm On Feb 11, 2017
drtee247:



Yeah they are jobless while ur own Job is to insult Jobless people... What a job u got there man

lol just found out you're a muslim, i can see why you're pained

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Politics / Re: 350 Imams Pray For Buhari's Recovery by dionysus7: 1:14pm On Feb 11, 2017
350 imams kwa!...god self go fear the pressure of the prayer. jobless lots

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairalanders! i must get a job today ooo! by dionysus7: 6:46am On Feb 11, 2017
create one
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: EFCC Discovers Another $37.5 Million In Diezani’s Lagos Mansion! by dionysus7: 6:37am On Feb 11, 2017
these OPs selves be giving people comprehension headache, did they discover cash or it's the building's worth...little details like this makes one question the credibility of this story
Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Gov Fayose On Twitter For Advising The FG To Increasse Minimum W by dionysus7: 8:18am On Feb 05, 2017
this dude and his myopic mind...he doesnt have the intellectuals to lead a state, you are a governor and all you care about is cheap attention and giving people temporary smiles. you went to NYSC camp and as usual you tell them what they'd like to hear so they'd think you're the people's man. As a governor you have to make policies that people will enjoy for long after you're gone, not ask people to queue for food, what happens after the food finishes? you're not an entertainer, leave that for them bovi, you're a fuckin governon fuckin act like it damn it!

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Phones / Re: Which Is Better Android Or A Windows Phone by dionysus7: 7:28am On Jan 29, 2017
how is this even something to contemplate about?

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Religion / Re: Re: Sexually Transmitted Demons. by dionysus7: 6:30am On Jan 08, 2017
Jesus banging christ! how the hell do you people come up with craps like this?? just how?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Twitter Clapbacks by dionysus7: 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2016
been a while i lol'd on here...nice OP, you have my rare like

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Politics / Re: Reps Move To Limit Time For Appointing Ministers, Commissioners by dionysus7: 7:53am On Dec 09, 2016
with the likes of dalung, kemi, amaechi and that preek that wants to import grass, you guys aint talking about how to make sure sensible people with feasible plans are screened before approving their appointment, you ret@rded lots are sitting there debating the time it should take a government to appoint cabinet members...with PMB's cabinet, what have we achieved? still IMO, Aregbeshola is doing fine without figureheads being on government payroll
Literature / Re: Soyinka Threatens To Exit Nigeria by dionysus7: 6:30am On Dec 06, 2016
Nigga comot na...you don useless your prof title finish already

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Romance / Re: 15 Vagina Facts That Would Make P*nises Jealous (EXPLICIT PICTURES) by dionysus7: 6:23am On Dec 06, 2016
i honestly came because of the explicit pictures warning...OP waka angry

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Religion / Re: The Universal Declaration Of Peace and Safety and the End Of Time. by dionysus7: 2:33pm On Dec 04, 2016
MrPresident1:


So many are living but mentally and spiritually dead. You my friend are living but mentally and spiritually dead, this is why my message sounds like greek to you.


i'd agree with you about the spiritual part cuz im not ret@rded but yet you posted this senseless sh!t which questions your understanding of spiritual in the first place. let me save you your time, the fact that you see sense in this post, we cannot comprehend each other. have fun with your mental slavery

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Religion / Re: Are You Ready? A Short Message To Christians By Lyoncrescent by dionysus7: 9:49am On Dec 04, 2016
mental slavery

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Religion / Re: The Universal Declaration Of Peace and Safety and the End Of Time. by dionysus7: 9:33am On Dec 04, 2016
yet again another stup¡d logic from our ret@rded theists

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Business / Re: 50kg Bag Of Rice Now Sells For N8,000 In Ebonyi – CBN by dionysus7: 7:38am On Nov 30, 2016
all these ret@rds bashing cbn because naira is still crashing...how will naira appreciate when you have nothing to export? enough rice for nigerians means we'll start looking to export hence naira starts appreciating. You guys just want overnight change like its magic they'll use. nawa o

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Religion / Re: ‘lodging God’ In Hotels by dionysus7: 10:19am On Nov 20, 2016
The Church, as many of us know it then, is no longer, strictly speaking, what it is in the FCT. What may be a watering hole for Abuja revellers from Monday to Saturday may turn out to be a serious Church on Sunday.


you don't get it still...its a fuckin business
Religion / Re: 5 Things You Probably Might Not Know About Hell by dionysus7: 6:43am On Nov 17, 2016
chris6flash:


I wont go to hell because i have chosen christ. Come to him and he will accept you. Heaven is a place to be.

have you been there? its a very simple question.

chris6flash:


God is loving and also a consuming fire ( Deuteronomy 4:24, Hebrews 12:29) it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of God ( Hebrews 10:31).

Please, make your path right with him.

God loves you.
he is loving and also a consuming fire, erm there's a word for that...sociopath

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Phones / Re: Things You Probably Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Can Do. .. by dionysus7: 7:39am On Nov 13, 2016
you started with sensible points and ended with utter crap...hidden battery power and atm pin reversal...i dont get why you guys just post your illogical irrational views on the Internet, aint you afraid pple gonn' think you're a slowpoke?
Politics / Re: Buhari Donated $500 Million Nigerian Money To Hillary Clinton's Campaign by dionysus7: 7:06am On Nov 13, 2016
lol
Religion / Re: How Our Ability To See, Hear And Speak Destroy Atheism by dionysus7: 7:02am On Nov 13, 2016
Abdulgaffar22:
Just consider our ability to SEE AND HEAR; there is no way for natural science to completely account for these two features without being get stuck along the way. We are told that the light and sound signals which enter our sensory systems were firstly converted into electrical impulse signals . These electrical impulse signals were then conveyed to the brain through the nerves. Even if we assume a costly assumption that the brain was able to reconvert those electrical impulse signals back to the original visual and sound perceptions, there is still need for the "actual looker" and the "actual listener" to look and listen to these assumed perceptions formed in the Brain. Yet there is no way to account for this "actual looker and listener" (which the theists depicted as soul or spirit) in a purely atheistic and material world. Furthermore, consider our ability to talk and speak in a diverse and yet coherent manner:1.How are we able to select an appropriate word at a particular point in time from vast number of words stored in our brain during speech production? 2.How does the brain even managed to store and retrieve those words during speech production? 3.How did vocal instruments( which consist of the tongue,lips, teeth etc) managed to be informed within the shortest period of time regarding the words selected by the brain? 4.How did vocal instruments managed to coordinate their activities to ensure the correct pronunciation of those words? 5.How and why did present human species manage to have over 6000 languages given that a child always speak the same language he heard from his parents or relatives? 6.Are we to suppose that the first man and woman on earth were blessed with thousands of languages? 7.How are we able to switch voluntarily from one language to another during speech production? 8.How are we able to pause voluntarily during speech production? 9.How are we able to change the tone of our voice voluntarily during speech production? 10.How are we able to increase or decrease voluntarily the loudness of our voice during speech production?All these events are nothing but miracles. Any natural process can only be based on chance or follow some predetermined set of laws. Therefore, if all activities going on in our brain is purely and ultimately determined by natural process,the only instrument present in atheistic world, then the manner of our speech production will be based purely on chance or based on some predetermined set of laws. Under this condition, all the TEN events enumerated above would be absolutely impossible as they obviously not based on chance or any predetermined set of laws: They are are purely voluntary actions based on intensional decision. In other words, if the process of speech production is purely natural, then our speech would either be full of non-coherent and nonsensical words( if it is based on chance )or full of repeated and homogeneous set of words( if it is based on predetermined set of laws) : our speech would never be diverse,coherent and meaningful at the same time.
you do realize Apple's siri and thousands of other AIs flawed your logic right?
moreover, don't limit knowledge by saying God did it, where do you think we'd be today if we didn't seek to know more and not just give up if we were to follow your logic...it was recently posted on here that some surgeons just grew ear on someone's hand, imagine if those surgeons had your mentality, the poor guy with the hope to hear again would have been doomed thanks to your fuckd up logic.
Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Father Rapes Daughter In Lagos by dionysus7: 10:15am On Sep 24, 2016
yorubashutup:
Southwest again? I am sick of the people from that region.

Y always raping their daughters?
you had just one job, one fuckin job! you still went full ret@rd...just to check name fa, you messed it up... may God have mercy on your soul

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Phones / Re: MTN, 12 Telcos Face N5m Fine Over Unsolicited SMS, Calls by dionysus7: 6:18am On May 09, 2016
and their T&C be reviewed cuz I'm wondering why no one has sued them yet

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Politics / Re: Governor Ugwuanyi Observing The 3Day Fasting Declared In Enugu (pics) by dionysus7: 8:45am On Apr 30, 2016
lol...because na self starvation go stop them herdsmen from terrorism.
clueless government

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Politics / Re: Pathetic Lifestyle Of Wailers! The Bitter Truth!! by dionysus7: 11:40am On Apr 03, 2016
when you ask them...with the events unfolding since buhari's administration...do you still wish Jonathan had won? they'll reply...no, but definitely not buhari as well. cockwombles!
Celebrities / Re: :: by dionysus7: 11:10am On Apr 03, 2016
Henshaw be throwing primary 2 comebacks...algae of no nomenclature.
#teamHenshaw





























*whispers*
the babe enter Henshaw o

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