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Seriously how does one get stuck?? If you're gonna enter through the back door,get some lube damn it!

waiting for your bags at the baggage carousel especially at MMA








advice...bring mat and handfan

sheh its just that building you're shouting ambrose alli University on fire...all these nairaland ops need to go back to school

glad you said in the bible

ADEWUMIMichael:
(5) When God gives us a command,
we need to do our very best to follow
it. We need to start taking God’s
commands more seriously. In the
Bible, when people disobeyed God’s
instructions, they were punished.

because clearly these sh!t aint applicable in our time

lol ADs are getting smarter, see where my guy smuggle AD put...wetin concern us concern how long you take knack your wife, no make we vent the 20k fake accounts for you o

cejaypriesty:
And you that sat down to watch it and not condemning what did you learn from it huh??

you think everyone is as jobless as you are...swerve abeg

lol no one forced you to watch it, i dont know why you think you're better off, its not as if you're better off. So you sat down to write this epistle on someone else' lifestyle. self righteous mofo

drtee247:
Yeah they are jobless while ur own Job is to insult Jobless people... What a job u got there man

lol just found out you're a muslim, i can see why you're pained

350 imams kwa!...god self go fear the pressure of the prayer. jobless lots

create one

these OPs selves be giving people comprehension headache, did they discover cash or it's the building's worth...little details like this makes one question the credibility of this story

this dude and his myopic mind...he doesnt have the intellectuals to lead a state, you are a governor and all you care about is cheap attention and giving people temporary smiles. you went to NYSC camp and as usual you tell them what they'd like to hear so they'd think you're the people's man. As a governor you have to make policies that people will enjoy for long after you're gone, not ask people to queue for food, what happens after the food finishes? you're not an entertainer, leave that for them bovi, you're a fuckin governon fuckin act like it damn it!

how is this even something to contemplate about?

Jesus banging christ! how the hell do you people come up with craps like this?? just how?

been a while i lol'd on here...nice OP, you have my rare like

with the likes of dalung, kemi, amaechi and that preek that wants to import grass, you guys aint talking about how to make sure sensible people with feasible plans are screened before approving their appointment, you ret@rded lots are sitting there debating the time it should take a government to appoint cabinet members...with PMB's cabinet, what have we achieved? still IMO, Aregbeshola is doing fine without figureheads being on government payroll

i honestly came because of the explicit pictures warning...OP waka

MrPresident1:
So many are living but mentally and spiritually dead. You my friend are living but mentally and spiritually dead, this is why my message sounds like greek to you.

i'd agree with you about the spiritual part cuz im not ret@rded but yet you posted this senseless sh!t which questions your understanding of spiritual in the first place. let me save you your time, the fact that you see sense in this post, we cannot comprehend each other. have fun with your mental slavery

mental slavery

yet again another stup¡d logic from our ret@rded theists

all these ret@rds bashing cbn because naira is still crashing...how will naira appreciate when you have nothing to export? enough rice for nigerians means we'll start looking to export hence naira starts appreciating. You guys just want overnight change like its magic they'll use. nawa o

The Church, as many of us know it then, is no longer, strictly speaking, what it is in the FCT. What may be a watering hole for Abuja revellers from Monday to Saturday may turn out to be a serious Church on Sunday.


you don't get it still...its a fuckin business

chris6flash:
I wont go to hell because i have chosen christ. Come to him and he will accept you. Heaven is a place to be.

have you been there? its a very simple question.

chris6flash:
God is loving and also a consuming fire ( Deuteronomy 4:24, Hebrews 12:29) it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of God ( Hebrews 10:31).

Please, make your path right with him.

God loves you.

he is loving and also a consuming fire, erm there's a word for that...sociopath

you started with sensible points and ended with utter crap...hidden battery power and atm pin reversal...i dont get why you guys just post your illogical irrational views on the Internet, aint you afraid pple gonn' think you're a slowpoke?

lol

Abdulgaffar22:
Just consider our ability to SEE AND HEAR; there is no way for natural science to completely account for these two features without being get stuck along the way. We are told that the light and sound signals which enter our sensory systems were firstly converted into electrical impulse signals . These electrical impulse signals were then conveyed to the brain through the nerves. Even if we assume a costly assumption that the brain was able to reconvert those electrical impulse signals back to the original visual and sound perceptions, there is still need for the "actual looker" and the "actual listener" to look and listen to these assumed perceptions formed in the Brain. Yet there is no way to account for this "actual looker and listener" (which the theists depicted as soul or spirit) in a purely atheistic and material world. Furthermore, consider our ability to talk and speak in a diverse and yet coherent manner:1.How are we able to select an appropriate word at a particular point in time from vast number of words stored in our brain during speech production? 2.How does the brain even managed to store and retrieve those words during speech production? 3.How did vocal instruments( which consist of the tongue,lips, teeth etc) managed to be informed within the shortest period of time regarding the words selected by the brain? 4.How did vocal instruments managed to coordinate their activities to ensure the correct pronunciation of those words? 5.How and why did present human species manage to have over 6000 languages given that a child always speak the same language he heard from his parents or relatives? 6.Are we to suppose that the first man and woman on earth were blessed with thousands of languages? 7.How are we able to switch voluntarily from one language to another during speech production? 8.How are we able to pause voluntarily during speech production? 9.How are we able to change the tone of our voice voluntarily during speech production? 10.How are we able to increase or decrease voluntarily the loudness of our voice during speech production?All these events are nothing but miracles. Any natural process can only be based on chance or follow some predetermined set of laws. Therefore, if all activities going on in our brain is purely and ultimately determined by natural process,the only instrument present in atheistic world, then the manner of our speech production will be based purely on chance or based on some predetermined set of laws. Under this condition, all the TEN events enumerated above would be absolutely impossible as they obviously not based on chance or any predetermined set of laws: They are are purely voluntary actions based on intensional decision. In other words, if the process of speech production is purely natural, then our speech would either be full of non-coherent and nonsensical words( if it is based on chance )or full of repeated and homogeneous set of words( if it is based on predetermined set of laws) : our speech would never be diverse,coherent and meaningful at the same time.

you do realize Apple's siri and thousands of other AIs flawed your logic right?
moreover, don't limit knowledge by saying God did it, where do you think we'd be today if we didn't seek to know more and not just give up if we were to follow your logic...it was recently posted on here that some surgeons just grew ear on someone's hand, imagine if those surgeons had your mentality, the poor guy with the hope to hear again would have been doomed thanks to your fuckd up logic.

yorubashutup:
Southwest again? I am sick of the people from that region.

Y always raping their daughters?

you had just one job, one fuckin job! you still went full ret@rd...just to check name fa, you messed it up... may God have mercy on your soul

and their T&C be reviewed cuz I'm wondering why no one has sued them yet

lol...because na self starvation go stop them herdsmen from terrorism.
clueless government

when you ask them...with the events unfolding since buhari's administration...do you still wish Jonathan had won? they'll reply...no, but definitely not buhari as well. cockwombles!