KunkAcid:




What a ridiculous rescue mission by the Governor of Borno state!

Why is he spending millions of naira on a people that has never seen education to be a treasure map?

That 300 million naira would have bought sophisticated and crude farming implements for agricultural engagements.

OR

He could have set up a kwilikwili & kunu manufacturing small scale factories for each of them.

WAEC & NECO is not important in that terrain.

Stop wasting public funds!


A zombie will always be a zombie, only a tiny fragment of them embrace redemption.

lol read the post...everyone deserves education regardless of geographical location, ethnic or cultural backgrounds, everyone!
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see the effect of education on you that you think you deserve it...you just took the word educated illiterate to the next level

pretty sure you can sing about it, long as you're not preaching hate

happy independence fellow countrymen

Danmaiduguri:


This has nothing to do with Allah's decree, it is a man man made law. This law is thesame as banning people less than 18years of age from owning a drivers license in Nigeria.
i hpe u understand now.

lol sir, if you looked closely, you'd notice that i didn't quote the original post...i was merely replying in kind to the reply i quoted, i understand why you'd assume i meant Allah was the one responsible for their men making their women beg for equality because why not, he (Allah) only just made man caller of shots...thanks for the lecture sir but i understand what the post is about, just enjoy a little humor

Evablizin:


May Allah be praised

yea, finally Allah decided its time to let their women drive

reading through the EUC blah blah, i was only wondering why we are not making bullet proof materials in the country...its not like these vehicles come originally as bullet proof from the makers, separate companies are contracted to bullet proof a vehicle

having an army in a sovereign state is not a peaceful agitation, threatening to destabilize a nation you swear to uphold its peace and unity is not a peaceful agitation, you preach hate against your fellow country men, spread propaganda all around about how you're being marginalized, crying victims, blaming your misfortune on the obviously not an ideal government whilst your tribesmen are building empires across the country, you attack law enforcement agents, we saw videos showing IPOB youths looking for hausas in a commuter bus...but sure lets let this clueless attention seeking lawyers define terrorism for us

preciousuweh:


Just like your life @bolded

Before i made the conclusion that it is "flat out stup1d", i've studied it, examined it, it failed logical reasoning, you on the other hand have no idea whatsoever about my life, you just made your conclusion. Be that as it may, i reckon you are a christian which is why you seem offended hence i expect nothing less from you, sure of course people of your intellectual capacity don't study anything, ask questions, dont even bother understanding anything before making m0r0nic statements... you were probably born into the religion and blindly been following it without reasoning which unfortunately you are going to pass the stup1d traits to your next generation. Now i took my time to go through your profile and i noticed you somehow look like both the culprit and victim of child molestation so i'm going to make this easy for you to comprehend, think, study, examine before you make conclusions about basically anything.

honestly of all religions, christianity is the least logical.
God creates humans that he set up to fail from the get-go. Humans fail, even though god set it up that way intentionally. The first family had two sons, so lineal incest is the only way to populate the world. The people piss off god so much that he drowns them all except for 1 family during the flood, leaving them to populate the entire world again through linear incest.

People still make him angry, so god inseminated his child so she can become pregnant with child. who is also god in flesh. God in the flesh walks around on earth for 33 years, and proclaims himself the son of himself. He then sacrificed himself to himself in order to satisfy himself with his grudge against humans.

God dies, but doesn't die because he is god. I guess its just a weekend trip. God comes back from the dead, walks around and says some sh1t for 40 days or so, until he ascended on the day of ascension to go sit next to his own right hand until the end of time, at which time he'll come back to earth to kill everybody who doesn't believe this story, which he has already chosen those who will believe before man was even created. Also that while he creates mankind in his own image for the purpose of having a relationship with him(narcissism just to be clear)the vast majority of said humans being predestined to eternal torment nonetheless.

Now we have Christians flogging imaginary devil who by the way is god's creation to Bleep sh1t up

Christianity is just flat out stup1d...a person would be a chronic slowpoke to take this story seriously

2 king 2:22-24
So the waters have been purified to this day, according to the word of Elisha which he spoke. 23Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!" 24When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.…

good ol' fashion god nd his prophets

Maximus85:



WRONG!

It's not the style of God to sacrifice to himself. For the atonement of sin, the Israelites used the blood of animals for sacrifice. God is consistent, the perfect life lost by Adam can't be regained by the blood of mare animals. Someone perfect had to sacrifice his life. Who's perfect on earth? No one. John 3:16 said God sent his only begotten son for that purpose. He didn't send him self (lol)

oh so God the father, God the son and God the holy spirit is what? out of context? John 10:30? not relevant in this context?

so yea, he sacrificed himself to himself...don't be sh!tting on OP's gospel. He died for our sins you said. Im only encouraging us to honor his death and let it not be in vain

lol duh! because i want to sell my products to everyone and not just a faction of the society...come on people, think dammit!

hear that folks? if we didnt sin, Jman would have died for nothing...sin away muthafuckas, the least we could do is honor the God that sacrificed himself to himself so he could save us what he would do to us if we did what he had known we would do before creating us...the gospel of a an omnipotent omniscient God.

Great opportunity for corps members, build a good business network, not just for this amazing opportunity, but for post-NYSC. build your network, more food, more money...dont dull

the problem is not minimum age requirement but maximum age requirement...looking at the one we currently have or not have, our reps still think the problem is minimum age requirement. Its not like we've had any one within 40-50 in office since 1999

lightblazingnow:


1 His voice isn't something you can hear with your ears, seen with your optical eyes and imagine with your heart. Your heart is the end of your mind.


2 it's only revealed to you by his Spirit which is in you and whom you have no clue about

3 No one knows what a man is thinking except the spirit of that man, the same way, no one knows what the lord God Almighty is thinking except the Holy Spirit

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If i cannot hear it with my ears and also cannot see him with my eyes, how the f am i supposed to know of it

it's like you guys just abandon reasoning and just go with whatever sh!tstory you cook in your head and expect people to follow suit.

someone called out your contradictory gibberish, you said he is an attention seeker...what now should we call you holy spirit bullsh!t knowhow

what i'll never get my head around is why we believe so much in the unknown, why we believe so much in what has no proof whatsoever...

Codedboy95:
i use https for my website https://www.droid.ng

just visited, good stuff, please make it responsive and fonts...comic sans is the cancer for browsers

if i go to church today to pray that this coming week, i want to get at least one employment letter from all the organizations i've sent applications to, and say i got at least one letter like i prayed for, believe me you would see me in church the following week to pray for something else seeing that the good lord above is living up to his expectation of omnipotent and the likes. But the prayer wasn't answered, probably it wasnt the right time for me because even though he is omnipotent, he couldnt have made it work for me anyways, so, the prayer wasnt answered. Now imagine this trend going on week in week out...i wouldnt be motivated to go to church i dont know if you (OP) would. The reasons you mentioned even though silly are just so people dont come off blasphemous so they dont appear to be politically incorrect. People are just beginning to realize prayer fixes nothing, you want sh!t done, you get off your @ss and do something about it other than just wasting valuable time appealing to someone who is probably on an eternal nap

CocoBee:
Webmasters, I noticed that only foreign websites do use 'https' and local websites (even nairaland) only use 'http'. . Why is that please? Thanks in advance!

famous Nigerian online mall; Konga uses https...so if through all your web surfing experience, you noticed that no Nigerian site uses https, i suggest you start widening your browsing experience.

Leonbonapart:
now you will say you are intelligent but you are actually ignorant. Who cause the rain to fall? GOD ALMIGHTY

I'm talking based on facts i.e what we've tested and ascertained that it is true, you on the other hand is talking based on believe i.e a theory we can't test, a theory you cannot explain how you arrive at it except that "just have faith" and you as an iconic mor0n without question believes it and having the guts to impose on other people a baseless theory. Im not asking much of you, im just asking you to think and start asking questions other than just spreading ignorance about. good luck!

akeeen:
really?? how is this science and technology?

smh..

move to frontpage johr and let people see the amazing work of God

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This is neither science nor it is technology, this is nature...however, science and technology just explains it. pictures like this are taken from aircrafts, without technology, we wouldnt be able to capture this kinda image and it only proves the explanations science has for it.

jashar:
and some peeps say there is no God?

Wawu...

lol the arguments you guys give for the existence of God is naive and outright ridiculous...so because rain falls, automagically it proves there is God...we need an emoji for facepalm

i dont get how this is a reasonable question...does it matter the age you open an account for your child? long as you have money to save there. asking this kinda question makes it seem like the account is supposed to mature and start earning money at some point. if you have money to save for your child at any age, open an account and save dammit

with all the shortcomings of the administration, the injustice in the system, the fckkdup state of our economy due to mismanagement...you had the time and money to file a law suit to compel the senate and what concerns you most is the state of health of the president, cuz that will somehow make your life better...priorities people, priorities

seriously you cannot argue with anyone that asks questions like this...makes me wonder how you people enjoy living life in fear

aint that a bit unfair? say hitler right before death gave his life to christ like you said...all the people he killed were what? game? so much for justice

activelyA:
Not fair
another discrimination of social sciences and arts...

God I serve will fight our battles








Seun and lalasticlala come and judge this matter

lol

go see a doctor dammit!

dee02:


A prime example of one of the lunkheads we need to get off the roads!
FU..cking moro....n!!!

dude calm down, learn to take a joke

Meeloreh:
Hand waving instead of using the pointer #ibadandrivers
Yelling instead of honking. Chai

imagine you waiting for some elderly people to cross the road but there's a lane beside you that can still take a car..how do you signal to the traffic on the other lane to slow down

sometimes you need to let people know they're morons but honking just wont do it

not indicating...i dont like announcing my moves before i make them. sorry not sorry

tailgating...sheh na for ikorodu traffic you wan dey leave 2 secs behind the car you dey follow. you never ready go house








aswear as i read pulling out for there, i been think say we no dey talk about driving again

Seriously how does one get stuck?? If you're gonna enter through the back door,get some lube damn it!