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who says women don't like money. Who am I suppose to blame? A girl dat married a man dat is old enough to be her grandpa or a man who decided to marry a girl dat is as old his granddaughter. Anyway, GMB is oshio's role model

dablazor:
Why are u so bitter?
How dyou live with so much hatred?

Looking for cheap 'likes' or something?

Sunnypar:
yes, I was the one but you know change is the only constant thing in life.

Hmmm

Seunpaul01:
Omo o ga fun e gan o. se o tun ni lati fi ti eko si ni.

beeni oo baba awon aje okuta ma mumi fe ba eko je

Sunnypar:
Most of the e-diots screaming they can't do the job are not earning up 50k. I am into consulting and earn nothing less than 600k in a month.

Most Nigerian graduates are so book oriented that they think it is wearing of fancy suits, sitting in a corner office and called x officer(mofos). You had better check Uche that did not go to school selling so are part at Ladipo.

Many graduated but few are graduates. Same also may have brains but few use them.

I recently conducted an interview and ask the applicants to write about themselves....see graduates that cannot express himself orally and I ask him how much do you like to earn... He shouted(sarcastically) 150k.

Officer ar u sure u earn 600k per month? Were u nt d one dat asked for help last month?

tobdee:
Na only person wey lose election dey struggle to laugh when him see a joke...

Me no dey laugh anyhow oo. Na only woman dey laugh anyhow

tobdee:
i see say you follow loss this election...kpele, there is hope come 2019

Officer hw pic of 9ice relate to election?

Na wa 4 u oo @ op. Hw dis kind pic go throw me off seat wen I no b mumu like u

Thugnificient:
1. That annoying moment when your earpiece only work on one side.
2. That annoying moment when you walk into a room and forget what you needed.
3. That annoying moment when someone chews really loudly.
4. That annoying moment when you solve a maths problem and your answer is not even one of the choices.
5. That annoying moment when someone is walking slow in front of you and you can't pass them
6. That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your earpiece because someone keeps talking to you.
7. That annoying moment when you are trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking.
8. That annoying moment when you're dying to talk to someone but you refused to text them first.
9. That annoying moment when you realized school starts on monday
10. That annoying moment when you thought you had msg(s) but it turns out to be a spam.
11. That annoying moment when you try to remember the name of an old friend you just met again.
12. That annoying moment when you realized you've kept talking after the call drop out.
13. That annoying moment when you mistakenly close the wrong tab.
14. That annoying moment when you realized you've been shouting the wrong name at a friend that didn't answer.
15. That annoying moment when you don't know whether to like a sad status to show your support or if it means you like their sadness.
16. That annoying moment when you get comfortable on bed and you realized you forgot to do something.
17. That annoying moment when someone replies you with 'K'
18. That annoying moment when your friend wont leave the room when your girlfriend visits.
19. That annoying moment when you realized you did not save your game progress.
20. That annoying moment when the PHCN restored the electricity, you step in to watch a movie and the electricity was interrupted again.
21. That annoying moment when you are waiting for the PHCN to restore the light
22. That very annoying moment when you posted a very interesting topic on Nairaland and it didn't make Front Page.
Select and add yours.

U ar on point @ op. Except no 9

Gejpresident:
3rd party app? not me sir

pls sir don't think u knows everything, try to learn sometimes

Hmmmm nice one! Please how can I download paid version for free?

Of course! We ar nt expecting too much frm GMB.

We just need 24/7 power supply

We just need mass employment

We just want corruption to be
totally eradicated

We just want our own refinery.

We just want robust economy

We just want poverty to b eradicated.

We dnt expect too much.


We just want all above listed problems to b solved within 4yrs.

Gcozy:
Pls where can i download it

waptvseries.net

Overrated

So unfortunate!

these pple must be mad. So bcox of power outage they shut down proceedings? Imagine, Millions of Nigerians (common pple) have been without power for almost 2weeks now even more dan dat in some places, yet we still go to work and do tinz we ought to do.

I never knew boko haram kidnapped girls apart frm chibok girls. Something is wrong somewhere

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sKeetz:
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Wen I no dey craze

Heavily pregnant n heavy tummy

w.

Subscribe for their bb plan

we knw u ar a smart guy u dnt need to seek asylum anywhere. See u on d other side(APC) very soon

FFk has been fu€king flatees since 1914

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Yomieluv:
in Yoruba land we nicknamed in "apoti fedeco

Baba oooo. U don old o egbon

so simple! U can't b bitting a finger dat is feeding u.

zeekz:
I no b vanguard reporter.

but u b nairaland reporter na