nifemi25:
Way to open polaris bank account. Very simple. Early morning on monday. After waking up, take your bath, brush your teeth, comb your hair, make sure you polish your shoe properly. Dress to kill. Dress properly. Head straight to polaris bank closest to you. When you get there walk majestically Towards the customer care. Have your sit in front of the customer care and ask the person sitting in your front the exact question you just ask here..... Thank me later.

Lolz

CityNGR:
Greed is your problem. You wanted profit without labour...

Spot on.

You hit the nail on its head.


The op deserved what he got.

Akolawole:


I may be a little toy. I may NOT be able to even afford 1 acre of farmland like you. I have eventually get answer to my enquiry. I don't and won't contact beyond the forum.

Excellent response.

Lol

Another good one from Cosplay.


Potential buyers are now better informed about this car. The op thought no one will find out.

RoyalBlu:
Sorry OP.


Hydraulic oil is the answer. Insert the affected nail as often as you can daily. Maximum one week. You'll be amazed.

Remember to thank me sha

Indeed!


@op, disregard the suggestion above.

Hmmm


The source of the news article is suspicious.

Dennismaria:
Beautiful

Was trying to convince a university graduate of petroleum engineering on the need to conserve natural resources. All I got was just insults

Most University graduates simply attended schooling just to pass exams. They do not care to practice what they learnt. In Nigeria, you will find a graduate of engineering giving his car to a road side Kazeem with little or no schooling to fix his car.

Good one.

Look up the meaning of 'next of kin' in a dictionary.


Then you will find out that one's spouse can never fit to be called the next of kin of his/her other half.

This Nissan Micra was originally built as a left hand drive car.


I hope the conversion was done properly.

May God help us.

Thank God you noticed the objects before you opened the bottle.

Twoclans:


I am sure there are ladies who will not mind your neck chains.

As for me my way is not pure, just ignore me

Lol.


I am sure that you won't mind them either. I wear the tiny silver neck chains, not the bogus ones some guys wear.

Twoclans:
1,Hairy armpit
2,Neck chain (no matter how expensive it is)
3, bleaching

Really.

I cannot do without my thin silver neck chains.

obinna222:
Apologies for not providing enough info.

The driver was handed over the vehicle on the 24th of March, Sunday evening.

He was someone that used to help my nephew to find cars whenever we need to buy a car.

Fast forward to Friday he was called severally for update on his job, phone rang severally he didn't pick.

Continued for several days till Saturday 6th april morning, he sends a message that he has been in church.

Asked to return car he didn't respond. He eventually calls at 8am, that he is in school, the question of why not taking calls for a week wasn't answered.

He finally parks car on d road early hours 3am Sunday morning

The information is incomplete.

Where did he park the car at 3am on Sunday morning? Why did he park the car? How did you come about this information? Did you recover the car at the location where he parked it?

lawaljuliuss:
our prison system is bad

It is an eye sore.


Prisoners are denied their rights as human beings.

adem30:


Amaechi and Fashola are the super minister. They hies no where.

I for see either Amaechi or Fashola as the incoming SGF

Let's keep our fingers crossed....

donbachi:
Godswill akpabio---SA to minister of agriculture on yam matters.

Godswill Akpabio will be dumped by APC. He is no longer politically relevant...

I have the hunch about Ameachi loosing his ministerial position.

youngsahito:
why not say another thing... is that the only grammar that u understand.yeye boy

You have a lot to learn, son.

youngsahito:
don't pass your stupid aggression on me...na me send u msg to go fvck ashewo ni...

Your inability to read and comprehend has been confirmed.

Sterope:
Yet it didn't stop their men from marrying more wives... use your head before you drop that money for Kayan Mata. You may just be dabbling into something that will end up ruining you.

You are right!

mhd5757:
I went to her apartment, after having intercourse with her I realized My wallet wasn't with me, it turns out I left it behind without knowing, I tried to explain to her but she did not believe me.

She then tied my hand and made me face the wall, she flogged me with a wire, it was really painful, I was begging her to stop but she did not, after floging me 12 times, she told me to lie on the ground, then she squated on my face with her ass facing me, she told me to open my mouth then she urinated in my mouth and forced me to drink it.

I am very hurt, how can a woman be so cruel.

Hahahahaha.


Was your wallet eventually released to you intact?

youngsahito:
did you visit an ashawo joint or how will all this happen to you?

How do you read? You lack comprehension skills.

Chizuru01:
Please how can i get it in Enugu State? I miss his voice

You need psychosocial help.

debanj326:
Who knows if the Driver has been kidnapped. This is Nigeria....

You may be right.


The Op should provide additional information. Why does he/she (the Op) believe that it was the man whose driver's licence was displayed is the one who stole the car?

donkoto:
Features

Very clean Volkswagen Passat, with neat interior and exterior, N a very sound Audi 80 Engine, n it's honestly working very fine, with new tyres, n a very powerful alloyed Rim.

call or WhatsApp 07032335446 or 09029693954

Location is Benin

Price is 480k Negotiable

I feel pity for the man/woman who bought this Passat that is carrying an Audi 80 engine....


Some Nigerians are good in abusing cars.

Lol


Peace Corps was another scam.


It's a pity that so many Nigerians fell for it.

Carbonated drinks are not healthy for human consumption.

Ameachi is indeed a hypocrite who sold out his own people.


He will loose his ministerial position....

They are so cute.

SteveOfu:
It is, and the italics is actually the opposite

What makes marriage mandatory?


Where are the italics in any of my posts?

TourismMan:


It's very wrong getting married based on that biblical quote. I'm not a subscriber to that.

The Op has twisted the Bible to suit his wants.


A man is worse than an unbelievabler if he cannot cater to the needs of his family.

So why is the Op considering marriage when he is jobless?

Is marriage a mandatory obligation?