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Romance / Re: Running A Runs Babe. by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 6:10pm On Sep 26, 2014
colly227:

Op said 750 mtn card and if you kind enough you fit give 5k for tfare.


mean say na u hold money pass b dat na...5k or 5h?? whch one??
Romance / Re: "I Love You" Frm A Lady?how Dangerous Is It? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 6:06pm On Sep 26, 2014
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Romance / Re: Guys How Do You Feel?? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 6:00pm On Sep 26, 2014
Olusanya333: Just to fill up the gap


I too...
Romance / Re: What Are Your Struggles In Your Current Relationship,? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 12:25pm On Sep 25, 2014
edozie04: KONGI!!!


still distance bro..dat a gee's struggle also
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Girls Let Their Friends Decide Their Love Life For Them? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 12:23pm On Sep 25, 2014
simply because most ladies are confused beings!!
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Had A Lady That Never Wanted You To Spend A Dime On Her ? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 12:13pm On Sep 25, 2014
yep...my elder sister nd my sweet loving mother!!!
Romance / Re: Body Hair On Men Your View by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 12:08pm On Sep 25, 2014
shockwave91:

just imagining the sucking part....urghhh God....


weird nd obscene u must say....wat more can i say..ppl sha!!

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Romance / Re: Awkward Moment Wen A Lady Accidentally Touches/hits Your BLOKOS by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 10:38am On Sep 25, 2014
pussyaddict: Actually its not an awkward moment. Its a sweet moment o. Especially very early in d morning after just waking up when the pointer is shooting or the shooter is pointing


jexos!!! dis is serious..
Romance / Re: What Did You See In Your Lover That Got You Attracted To Him\her by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 10:32am On Sep 25, 2014
her sexy set of dimples showing weneva shes smiling...dat do mk me crack silly retarded joke around her,jus to see her laugh....yeba!!!..I was in love back then..
Romance / Re: Difference Between Shyness And Introversion. by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 10:20am On Sep 25, 2014
Tallesty1: Lemme make it simple. Shy guys want to but they can't because of fear but Introverts on the other hand do not want.


GBBAAAM!!!! well said gee...#brainfullybrilliant
Romance / Re: Awkward Moment Wen A Guy Accidentally Touches/hits Your br..east by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 10:14am On Sep 25, 2014
Yungwizzzy: I'll say thank you sir


u must be a gay!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 6:48pm On Sep 24, 2014
scantee:

lol ha aaa ha aaa bro but na TRUE I talk na, the only possibility of messi not being the best anymore is only when I make the starting XI



at wat age??
wake up!!!!
Romance / Re: ......... by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 2:43pm On Sep 19, 2014
wondering if dis OP have ever even seen how Iphone2 b sef talkless of Iphone6.....
The thread topic needs modification...

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Travel / Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 1:09pm On Sep 11, 2014
dat IGBO woman who board a Danfo bus with 4 of her kids nd still she pays for just one seat...
#pathetic
Romance / Re: I Think Igbo Girls Are The Nicest Girls In Nigeria by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 5:42pm On Aug 30, 2014
hype! hype!! hype!!!...bla.bla.bla!!!
Igbo gals suckz...period!!!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Romantic..see What She Did!! Viewer Discretion by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 4:00pm On Aug 27, 2014
GoodFaith:
Bro, I am not hunger
But U don't want to eat
I am here to help



gbagaun alert!!! yeba!!!!

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Romance / Re: Once In A Life Time Tip: Reasons Why People Get Dumped (boys And Girls) by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 4:41pm On Aug 26, 2014
oyaa!!! ogbeni yungwizzy!! ur brains are intact today #hapi 4 u

Gbayi!!!
Romance / Re: I Married A White Woman But See The Problem I Now Face by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 12:30pm On Aug 20, 2014
Jennydoris:





What is this one saying?



Comprehendation of what 'm saying nt in anyone's hand boo,it in ur brain!!!!
Romance / Re: I Married A White Woman But See The Problem I Now Face by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 2:33am On Aug 20, 2014
Jennydoris:





Alright. Thanks for your understanding.




Can stake My gf lyf on this, ur high on PARAcetamol!!! Dat y u dey PARA lik LARA *clap for me pls*
Romance / Re: I Married A White Woman But See The Problem I Now Face by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 2:31am On Aug 20, 2014
Jennydoris:





Alright. Thanks for your understanding.
Romance / Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 2:27am On Aug 20, 2014
Dubby6: Baby ure d EGG in my EGGROLL, without u i am BUNS



tf?!!....kids pick-up lines,wack rhymes nd did i jus hear u mention BUNS God!!! I miss dat snacks!
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 8:24pm On Aug 19, 2014
Javanian: They are a lot of them, but these are the ones that i could think of at the time of writing.. grin

PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES

1. Java

2. C

3. C++

4. c#

5. Objective C

6. PHP

7. Assembly Language

8. Javascript

9. Visual Basic

10. VB.NET

11. ASP

12. ASP.NET

13. PYTHON

14. Ruby

OTHERS

a. HTML

b. CSS

I will only talk about the ones on BOLD grin
U




What about fortran?
Romance / Re: Y Do U Guyz Like Grabn Ur Gf Bottom? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 7:24pm On Aug 19, 2014
If ah no grab yansh...tf 'm i suppose to grab Her cheeks

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Romance / Re: Would You Let Your Daughter Date A Man Like You? BE HONEST! by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 7:19pm On Aug 19, 2014
Wtf!!!...is she high or what??

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Romance / Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 7:08pm On Aug 19, 2014
Mine was really embarrasing!


Back den in sec. sckl,wanted to ask dis babe out after cramming the whole sh-it in a love message book,i was dis crazilly confident of the chick accepting to the extent of me boasting to ma goons that shez mine d next day....i made sure i recited all over all i would say offhead that nite... Fortunately,rather let me say unfortunately d next day as i reach her front ah turn stammerer,from dat ah enta 'deaf n dumb' started using ma hand to communicate wit ha cos i forgot everytin i gotta say...wtf? d babe use me laff die ehn,i felt lik a loser dat day nt knowin dat she was feeling me inside,d babe sha gree for us to date stating dat i was more lik a commendian in ha front dat day...tf!! #sad memory

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Romance / Re: LADIES ONLY: How Do You Feel? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 11:56am On Aug 18, 2014
texanomaly:
Do you have any idea how many serial killers were good looking, great guy next door types?

I don't care if you are the hottest guy on the planet, driving a Lamborghini filled with hundred dollar bills. If I don't know you you are a stranger, and I am not getting in your car.
Money and fancy cars don't make you you an instant friend, and they sure don't make you a safe bet.

STRANGER DANGER!! HEEELP!



*yimu*
Romance / Re: I Married A White Woman But See The Problem I Now Face by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 11:34am On Aug 18, 2014
write2obi: Well i don't really know how to advise you





But if they end up deporting you, buy a gun when coming bk, and shot that B!tch in the head cool



Jus take it easy!!!!...dont shot everyone finish...lol
Romance / Re: Ladies who Reply Msgs As If Dey Ar Being Charged Per Letter* Delete or Ignore ? by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 10:32pm On Aug 17, 2014
Olodapsing: diz is preferable to how is service today, hudred of guys already ask about dat. Guys stop askin predictable question, ladies stop given boring answer.



Goon,what u saying
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 7:11pm On Aug 14, 2014
Segirl18: Mine is an insult hurled together with either a ma/sir/aunty/uncle for a person

e.g, 'Im very sorry to say ma, u must be a stupid person... Or se kin se pe e tin ya were 'ma'?

The most hilarious i recieved was 'e ma binu aunty, sugbon, se mo pe e go? (pardon me aunty, but do u knw u r VERY stupid?).... Chaie! I no fit cry



More lik some1 telling u pls do well to think b4 talking sir!!....u go wan die
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Painful Thing A Guy/girl Ever Said To You by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 4:25pm On Aug 13, 2014
Mine was when I told a gal I loved her...d babe jus hissed and was lik 'm NT hearing dat for the first tym in ma lyf,na 2day??...ah felt lik dying dat present tym

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