What about the girls you chat up in the bus and the next minute they keep silent when conductor tell them "owo da" expecting u to pay. This story happened to my colleague in the office, he was transferred from Enugu to lagos and he do come to work from Egbeda. One day he asked me how much is Egbeda to Ikeja? I told him its 150, he now screamed that the conductor do collect 300 from him, he said when people are paying they do say "meji" so when he also want to pay he do tell the conductor "meji" that he tought MeJi was his bus stop.

1one: The woman backing one baby and holding two kids that enters the bus and sits beside you and gives you this "bros you no sabi say you suppose help me carry one pikin" look. ... and I'm like duuuuhhh.. You no sabi say na 2014 be this.. People no dey born pass 2

Lmao nd rolling insyd my mum's pot of soup...

Abraham2013:
Bros u check ur pocket well after d man in suit left?

i didn't check ooo... Bt if to say my money loss i 4 swear 4 am.

Zolar4ever: mad man

me *pick koboko, and flogs d living day light out of him* dnt try it again u hear?

rightym: De abokki DAT enters de bus wit a smelling perfume. But smiles at everyone as if he is a celebrity

if u c me laughing here u will think its something else... I Av experienced dis bf

The one who will always pay 4 N50 journey with N1000 note and start fighting with conductor cause of change

Its safer to av Ʊя̩̥̊ nose in a book than in other ppl's business

jossi994: girl take a chill pill,just because you didn't understand him doesn't mean you should hurl insults @ him. He was tryna be funny. Where'd you bury your sense of humour?

The one who will "purposely" bring out N1000 note for a N50 fare.... always ready to engage in the long verbal battle with the conductor.

benELOHIM7: NL gals sabi lie eh ......common gerrat *in phyno's voice*

Guy run and leave here before I beat you well or are you that woman's brother ni??

donmalcolm21: What about the girls you chat up in the bus and the next minute they keep silent when conductor tell them "owo da" expecting u to pay. This story happened to my colleague in the office, he was transferred from Enugu to lagos and he do come to work from Egbeda. One day he asked me how much is Egbeda to Ikeja? I told him its 150, he now screamed that the conductor do collect 300 from him, he said when people are paying they do say "meji" so when he also want to pay he do tell the conductor "meji" that he tought MeJi was his bus stop.

ur friend must be an otondo of the highest order... Can't stop laughing

donmalcolm21: What about the girls you chat up in the bus and the next minute they keep silent when conductor tell them "owo da" expecting u to pay. This story happened to my colleague in the office, he was transferred from Enugu to lagos and he do come to work from Egbeda. One day he asked me how much is Egbeda to Ikeja? I told him its 150, he now screamed that the conductor do collect 300 from him, he said when people are paying they do say "meji" so when he also want to pay he do tell the conductor "meji" that he tought MeJi was his bus stop.

Mogbe!

Djicemob: Spot on bro,This is me too.I bought the darkest of the versace shades i could lay my hands on just for observation purpose and avoiding awkward situations.

kind of assholes you'd find on nairaland:
1. the empty barrel
example: ...bought the darkest of the VERSACE shades...
tales by moonlight!

princebergz:

kind of assholes you'd find on nairaland:
1. the empty barrel
example: ...bought the darkest of the VERSACE shades...
tales by moonlight!

U be goat o.Na my own dey pain u.U no see the rayban guy wey i quote na my own u carry for head.U don chop 2day?

eyes rolling!!Nairalanders wt their mendacious texts sha!(grin)...some tirades here are really insipid..just staying.... :-..coughs!!just like when d pretty girl beside u releases an unbearable malodorous fart and she starts showing a friendly countenance by smiling..Ampersand u're like "u dey mad ni"?...who dey follow u play?

MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

Exactly what I wanted to say

Timijo: This op don gada experience, so tey he fit classified them. E b lyk say he don dey enter danfo sin 1900, abi na inside danfo den born am?

Born in a danfo bus? Then he must be named.. Abisidanfo...lol

how about the "chykers".... that wld seize the opportunity to start a conversation with u only to ask for your phone num wen u want to alight ..

Epathra: Its safer to av Ʊя̩̥̊ nose in a book than in other ppl's business

Duh.

houseoffufu: 1. Woman who let her young child relieve himself on the floor. We were travelling up and down hills, up, down, and sideways All trying to lift shoes and bags as this small flood moved from side to side.
2. Pick up woman with big enamel bowl from the side of the road. The bowl was full of grilled forest snails, big ones. I look and say no no. My friend, he purchased one stick. I doze and fall asleep for a while. I wake up some maybe 30 minutes and this guy is STILL chewing on maybe that first snail. I ask, is that good? He answers, yes, but it's a little tough LWKMD!!

So you're #8 - sleep-attack

LMAyedun: Great quote by Wasiu: "Change can't be given to u every time, you must bring the change" Wasiu is a bus Conductor at Oshodi. Now read it again.

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this is a wise pun

dat time wey ebola news just burst...I go enter motor from ikeja along pay for two seats. make person body no touch me....everybody in d bus be looking at me wit faces like...wetin dis one dey form....

Djicemob: Spot on bro,This is me too.I bought the darkest of the versace shades i could lay my hands on just for observation purpose and avoiding awkward situations.

some buy darker shades to cover SK tinted red eyes. .

patmaine:



some buy darker shades to cover SK tinted red eyes. .

LoL. right!

LMAyedun: Great quote by Wasiu: "Change can't be given to u every time, you must bring the change" Wasiu is a bus Conductor at Oshodi. Now read it again.

hahaha

I was like: wow, an interesting wise saying until a saw wasiu is a bus conductor at Oshodi.

Epathra: Its safer to av Ʊя̩̥̊ nose in a book than in other ppl's business

Epathra: Normally, I don't give cognisance to comments like this buh we have too many of your breeds running loose hence, the need to curb ΐτ̅. Mind you, ΐτ̅'s usually safer to consult Ʊя̩̥̊ brain before Ʊя̩̥̊ mouth and fingers but I'm not surprised coz I've been warned not underestimated hediots esp on a faceless forum and on the keypad.
You shld have just given Ʊя̩̥̊ desription.

Chill ma'am,
Sexyseun's comment was more poised towards a laugh. Sure the route you gave is one I'll go with and faster for me but seem cumbersome and longer with the no. of stops and re-enter.

The other person also tried explaining reason's why your harsh response wasn't necessary and got whipped too.
Hope I don't get one too?

I'll advice the oshodi - ejigbo route for the rookie, maybe with time he'll understand other routes.

Cheers.

dat IGBO woman who board a Danfo bus with 4 of her kids nd still she pays for just one seat...
#pathetic

MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

u just won kill perso with laughter

Ademolapaul: lol,on point...u don enter tired

I loved Lagos buses then . One of the things I miss about Naija

tchidi: The first time I went to Lagos was last year... From the moment I boarded the bus, the conductor kept shouting at fellow conductors and agberos 'Iya eh'.. 'Iya eh'.
I had to ask if it was a destination too?!! And why he only shouted it to fellow conductors. My friend I was with laughed me to scorn!!

hope you are still learning english?

ajebuter: Not forgetting adult Lappers and God help you if you sit in front of them. Also women with four kids who will cramp themselves and pay for one seat or ask you ' mummy, please let my pikin stand in front of you' in order to avoid paying. Lastly when one of the adult Lappers get down at his bus stop, the other one remains on seat while the driver would think there should be a vacant seat and tells the conductor, 'pero soko' and the conductor replies' won lap ni jare' and the driver will yell ' a won olobe'. Gosh! We Lagosians are not boring at all and I will never trade Lagos for even US or Uk. Naija for life!

Translate the last bits pls