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 Jokes Etc › Nollywood Movie Scripts by disease(op): 12:22pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
NOLLYWOOD MOVIE 1 (melodic strings play in background) JERRY - Baby its not like that.  BABY - Jerry how could you do this to me? JERRY - Baby I was tempted to touch. She was too fine. BABY - But I saw two of kissing  ***************BABY SLAPS JERRY********************** (intense melodic strings play in background) JERRY - WHAAATTT!!! ***************JERRY SLAPS BABY********************** BABY - NOLLYWOOD MOVIE 2 OLD MAN - R U talking to me? MAN - Yes. I am talking to you. OLD MAN - R U talking to me? MAN - Yes. I am talking to you. OLD MAN - R U talking to me? MAN - Yes. I am talking to you. OLD MAN - R U talking to me? MAN - Yes. I am talking to you. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The New Dollar Bill! by disease(m): 12:10pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
@kunleoshbo fine boy like me no dey do Yahoo Yahoo.  I wonder how $100 bill go look like?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by disease(m): 12:00pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
@JazzyJ All Seun gonna do is BAN BAN BAN BAN and a CHING CHING and take all your post. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The New Dollar Bill! by disease(m): 11:44am On Oct 30, 2008 |
@clemcykul Oga Seun don tell us make no dey go out-of-point o!  I don see this money for U.S. |
| Fashion › Re: Ladies Don't Wear Pants Again by disease(m): 2:14pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
@naijababe2 |
| Sports › Re: Wwe Wrestling Fans Please Stand Up by disease(m): 2:09pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Well for pix and videos of Cyber Sunday go to http://www.iwebie.com/wwe-cyber-sunday-results |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Still Want To Laugh,click Here by disease(m): 2:07pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
@Pappyshoes At least u get 2 teeth to shine sha. |
| Fashion › Re: Ladies Don't Wear Pants Again by disease(m): 2:04pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Ladies if una no fit wear pant, make una dey wear boxers.  As for me, I never wash my underwear since September 2007. And I still dey wear am. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The New Dollar Bill! by disease(m): 1:58pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
George Washington is worried. The economy is getting bad. But I am the only Naija guy making money in the drought. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Mtv Africa Music Awards With Zain: ( Aka The Mama's) by disease(m): 1:56pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
@gafunky77 This topic has already been discussed. Go to https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-178998.0.html |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How To Transfer A File From One PC To The Other by disease(m): 1:51pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
@ituen Nice joke. Scopium has discovered another way to transfer files. He should be hit in d face wit a laptop. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Good Writing Advice by disease(m): 1:45pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
@tytylayor Baby you are good o! But some of the words no dey dictionary. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Aids Injection. by disease(m): 1:42pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
@naijababe2 1st Joke na old skool but still good 2nd Joke  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Threads Which Have Been Moved by disease(m): 1:37pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
Why dem come move all these topics now. All of them are jokes topics. Abi dem dey look at topic title instead of content when moving. |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here by disease(m): 1:33pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
I am d last person again. Una no wan give me my prize. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Chose A New Moderator For The Jokes Section by disease(m): 1:30pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
@SAM MILLA If u put me as moderator, I'll be: Kickin the door Waving the 4-4 All You Heard was Dizzy don't hit me no more Well I vote for GABRYWYL . Baby make me ur running mate o! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes You Wil Like by disease(m): 5:15pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
@tytytaylor Kiss me Under the milky twilight , abeg help me complete dis song |
| Nairaland General › Re: After Nairaland Where Else by disease(m): 5:12pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
@princesa ur rhymes r as dry as d harmattan dust by the time I spit u go think say I get sickness worse than syphilis or gonorrhea so say somethin nice or comot for here. |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by disease(m): 5:00pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Guy Is A Lousy Liar by disease(m): 4:58pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Another lousy post in the house.  I don taya. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes You Wil Like by disease(m): 4:53pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
@tytytaylor tytytytytytaylor  I want to give u a kiss. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Asshole Admin by disease(m): 4:49pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I don taya for some topics |
| Gaming › Re: The Best Blog Of Download Free! by disease(m): 4:19pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
No mind achoupega. Na fake site he dey give. |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Many Post Did You Post Today? by disease(m): 4:12pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
My future ambition is to make 100000 posts per day and to be like R. Kelly singing gospel and love-making songs. |
| Nairaland General › Re: I Aint Joking. Just Wanna Feel Y'all by disease(m): 4:06pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Clemzy The Dimzy Went to Lindsey's To get tipsy How do find that rhyme |
| Nairaland General › Re: After Nairaland Where Else by disease(m): 4:02pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
@dani1luv Your backup lyrics will be: Yeah! Uh-Hu! Uh-Hu! Whats up! Whats Up! @gabrywyl I do d cha cha Ur mind go ga ga Then I do the scratch scratch U will go yee! yee! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes You Wil Like by disease(m): 3:59pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
1st Joke 2nd Joke |
| Nairaland General › Re: After Nairaland Where Else by disease(m): 3:51pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
@dani1luv How far? Check out this my rap song: I just wanna blah blah Then I'm gonna wah wah After that I'm gonna na na na In the house. Yeah. I dey blah blah blah blah blah blah This song go be hit song o! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Fine Pass? by disease(m): 2:24pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Who don watch Rising Sun? |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here by disease(m): 2:22pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
I am the last person to post again. Can I have my prize now? |
| Nairaland General › Re: After Nairaland Where Else by disease(m): 2:13pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Mr. Seun is 1-year older sha. What if he is 100 years old? |
| Nairaland General › Re: After Nairaland Where Else by disease(m): 2:05pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
Mr. Seun is a-year older. |
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