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Romance / Re: This Girl Wanted To Trade Clitocurrency With Me, Should I Do This For Her? by Dissap: 7:16pm On Feb 25, 2021
What's up guys!
Romance / Re: This Girl Wanted To Trade Clitocurrency With Me, Should I Do This For Her? by Dissap: 5:57pm On Feb 25, 2021
chiiraq802:
Business Deal gone well..... cool

If she still want the money, Knack her again. then give her some part of the money.....

If she still want the remaining part of money, Use your big D do finishing touches....

first collect this cold Heineken for job well done.
Yeah bro, all b*tches must be fvcked, thanks for the cold drinks ma Hommie! cool
Romance / Re: This Girl Wanted To Trade Clitocurrency With Me, Should I Do This For Her? by Dissap: 5:57pm On Feb 25, 2021
chiiraq802:
Business Deal gone well..... cool

If she still want the money, Knack her again. then give her some part of the money.....

If she still want the remaining part of money, Use your big D do finishing touches....

first collect this cold Heineken for job well done.
Yeah bro, all b*tches must be fvcked, thanks for the code drinks ma Hommie! cool

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Romance / Re: This Girl Wanted To Trade Clitocurrency With Me, Should I Do This For Her? by Dissap: 4:23pm On Feb 25, 2021
Just an effortless move I made oo, and this girl start her Clitocurrency trading, mehn!

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Romance / Re: This Girl Wanted To Trade Clitocurrency With Me, Should I Do This For Her? by Dissap: 4:12pm On Feb 25, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
Dissap as in disappointment. Cause honestly that will be fitting.
Just curious o
Damn! I was already getting disappointed mehn. Sh*t is getting tough and rough. wink
Romance / Re: This Girl Wanted To Trade Clitocurrency With Me, Should I Do This For Her? by Dissap: 4:10pm On Feb 25, 2021
ItzJayB:
grin
Bad guy
Lol, not like that bro, I wan cover ma self, but e wan thread clitocurrency with me, but I ain't interested mehn.
Romance / This Girl Wanted To Trade Clitocurrency With Me, Should I Do This For Her? by Dissap: 4:01pm On Feb 25, 2021
Yo Hommies, I wanna ask you guys this question abeg. Should we continue fvcking b*tches or should we pity them and free them for a while?
Yesterday, one girl like dat begged me for some cash to repair im phone, I tell am say I no get, and e come say okay, and then go. Later in the day, the girl come back and join me to dey watch movie, one thing led to the other and we end up for bed. After three rounds, she left.
This morning, e come say make I help repair her phone for am, mehn, since I sure say I used CD fvck am, I no even look her face sef, I still tell am say I no get money, e come ask wetin I dey use to buy fuel for gen, I com tell am say na my GF dey reason me the robbers and I ask am if e wan reason me something. Na so babe vex commit ooo. Lol, I think say e wan drag words with me shaaa.
After all the big D I fired am yesterday evening, she still come dey ask for money to repair phone, girls no dey appreciate us at all. Damn!

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Romance / Re: What Is This Boyfriend Thinking, lol.(PICTURES) by Dissap: 1:59pm On Feb 25, 2021
Nonexistent:
The girl is lucky that no Dangote trailer was passing by. What I see in that guy's face is not encouraging at all. Judging by the face, he would've pushed her into the moving truck.
grin

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Romance / What Is This Boyfriend Thinking, lol.(PICTURES) by Dissap: 1:32pm On Feb 25, 2021
Yo Hommies, I saw this picture online mehn, niggar dey think something serious, guess wetin e be! grin
Maybe his money is in danger mehn, Damn!

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Romance / Re: The Internet (including Nairaland) Will Soon Be Filled With Dead People. (PICS) by Dissap: 1:29pm On Feb 25, 2021
Damn Niggar! Ma future generation, just knw I was here to fvck n unfvck b*tches! Da fvck nigger!
Romance / Re: Story time for my niggars! by Dissap: 7:29pm On Feb 24, 2021
Moneysoldier007:




I have once nursed a heart break after for the first time in my life of giving myself to a woman and I mean completely , shebi na simping, I don't want to go into details but I was a Legend. After I grew out of it over time,I told myself I was never going to put myself in such a situation again, I rather die, I will choose to either be feared, respected than being loved, when people fear or respect you, it makes them loyal, but it's very easy for someone to love you and still hurt or kill you.

Now I treat ladies the way I would treat a guy, as a matter of fact I would treat a woman worse, don't get me wrong I still love pu!!ssy twice on Sunday, the difference is now I am emotionless.


Let me share me share this banter.

Sometime last year I had moved into a new area and had zero friends and the new apartment needed to get disvirgined, I hadn't a gf and I still don't and I didn't want to pay for sex.

I had this chick I had collected her number from the elder brother in the guise of me wanting to wish her a happy birthday but the nigga knowing giving me that number was a dangerous thing to do, one way or the other I sweet talked my way out of it cos when I saw her on his status I immediately had an erection cos the last time I saw her she was like 12 or 13 years old and this was around 2010, she had grown into a pretty young woman with all the bulldozers in the right places, massive ikebe, booby gallant, fine young blood. I just told myself this pussy must go downnnnnnnnn!.


I don't know about other Niggas cos I am speaking for myself, to stand a chance with any babe without stress is to set yourself up comfortably and I mean physically, financially and otherwise cos at the end of the day, it's what makes you a man, even if you no get money abeg sabi package, people look at you differently when you package well, life is packaging, it is the hype you build for yourself, more importantly don't give out money if it hurts your pocket or inconveniences you cos these bitches ain't worth it, guys get their own for body but abeg dey do for your real niggas instead,e get why.

I called her, wished her a happy birthday and asked for her details, sent her 5k as birthday gift after having not spoken for almost 10 years. As I was sending her the 5k I was telling myself " Before you go dey tick my name join your list of new magas, babe no think am I just paid for my subscription fee", It was a fu, cc,king decoy.

The second day I engaged her in a chat, lamenting about how boring it was at my new place, how I didn't have friends, the heart break I had cos now I use that for any pussy I want take down cos I get lots of pity and sympathy and get them all emotional, since it doesn't fail me I turned in to my weapon, heart break of how many years, if I dey talk the story I dey talk am like say e just happen yesterday with plenty Maggie and sugar before you know she wishes to be treated and spoilt like I did with my old chick.

Just that chatting doesn't do the job, over the phone, she's hearing your voice, so the theatre is slicker cos it's easy to voice act to get her all emotional, the switches in voice, sometimes I fit dey talk say I wan cry. Yes call me a fucking scam.

So that weekend I was chilling in a hotel quite some distance from my house, I was watching babes in different sizes cat walk the whole place, so she came my mind. I placed a call and before we knew it we had spoken for an hour plus, our first phone conversation in recent times , Na me dey do the talking, Lamba everywhere about the heart break that's made me single and after getting emotional from no where she just asked if I was home.

I told her I wasn't but if she wanted to see me this minute I would disappear from where I was. She asked me to send my address and as I was doing it I was driving home straighttttttttttrrrrrrr. This was actually happening around 5pm. When I reasoned the timing I knew she was sleeping over and that ass was gone already in my mind.

I got home and in less than 20 minutes I had gotten a call she was outside my house.

I went out and when I saw her, I knew there was no way I wasn't going to tap that asss. She was even prettier and more endowed in real life than the pictures I saw.


The crazy thing was after we had chilled and chatted, had drinks, cooked me a pot of stew cos we had talked about it during the course of that long conversation, she went to bed earlier, I had to wait till 12am, put off my gen, freshened up then climbed the bed to join her.

I made the first move and she was like stop stop, you are friends with my brother, I can't do this with you. One thing I can never do again is beg for pussy, in my former life probably yes, but not this one.

Me and you know why you dey ontop my bed at this time of the night , wearing my boxers and singlet, shey this one dey smoke back of pot ni?

I was so blunt, I was like babe come on, I know you want this, if not you won't be here, but when she was beginning to act difficult, I just turned my back against her and slept.

This is the funny part, after like 30 minutes when she saw a nigga doesn't want drama or stress in his peaceful life , she would roll between intervals and hit me with her hand, thereby depriving me of the sleep that was even difficult to come by in the first place cos even me sef know say if I no give that ass doggy that night body no go sweet me for the remaining week.

After she had done that continously for a while, I realized that her brain had coupled back to default settings by itself, I turned around, planted a kiss on her mouth and the rest they say is history, best looking ass I tapped for 2020.

She freshened up and while she was dressing up in front of me hiding back the assets, she was like "Please none of my brothers should know I know your house",

I felt offended cos na small pikin dey worry am, we ain't even that close, I just had to tell her what she wanted to hear to make her feel good.

As she was getting ready to leave I am sure she must have been expecting like 10k or 20k as goodbye package, omor I carry 1k give am as tf, the way her countenance changed, e sure me say e shock her, she go first wonder for this kind all night bangingggg but after previously paying 5k subscription fee on her birthday, You sef check am out, o wrong nau.

I still tapped that ass twice more, and oh yea she's in a 5 year relationship. So abeg no kill yourself over any woman.
Romance / Story time for my niggars! by Dissap: 7:23pm On Feb 24, 2021
Ketapu:
Good evening red pillers. I need your inputs on a matter. Before I joined the red pill world, I got close to a female neighbor. From the first time I saw her, I knew what I wanted from her is sex.

Unfortunately, I've not read about the red pill principle of telling a lady EXACTLY what you want between the first and third conversations with her. That way, she will know what you really want from her and will never be able to manipulate you to get anything from you if she can't offer you what you want.

Since I was not straightforward with this lady, she indeed manipulated me and got material resources from me. I was always sad within me that she didn't read the sign and initiate sex. That was me simping. I wish I had known better.

Some months ago, I came across Alan Currie books called Mode One. I've read almost all of them and have been using the approach to meet new ladies. I have now concluded that most ladies like to be lied to. Many of them know what you want but because you are not bold enough to tell them from the beginning of the relationship with them, they will manipulate you for money, gifts, and attention while giving you the false hope of future sex."

Alan Currie wrote in his book that the best way to eliminate manipulative ladies is to be upfront and straightforward with all ladies. Tell them you want only sex if that's the only thing you want. Some will accept. Some will pretend. Some will reject.

So, this night, I decided to use Mode One approach and be upfront with the lady and told her I find her attractive and would like to have sex with her. She rejected the offer and said I should never ask her again.

I wasn't surprised because Ubunja has always said the way you starts with a lady is the way you will end with her. She has friendzoned me.

So, my question is this: How best should I start relating with this lady since she's my neighbor?

I actually want to apply Law 36 of the 48 laws of power which read: Disdain things you cannot have, ignoring them is the best revenge."

I'll definitely start ignoring her and not offer her any help again. Actually, I've never really gained anything from her. So, it's a win-win for me. I also have sex with other ladies. So, I don't have problem with orgasm.

Should I ignore her when she greets(normal good morning/afternoon/night)? I personally have decided not to greet her again.

I need your red pill inputs on how best you think I should handle it.
And again, nigerian girls are useless, all of them.
Thanks.
Romance / Re: Ban This Set Of Humans From Using Nairaland! by Dissap: 5:34pm On Feb 20, 2021
InfernoNig:


grin. You!
Damn! ma Hommie! I got ya back. Stay cool ma niggar! tongue
Romance / Re: Is This For Real? by Dissap: 5:33pm On Feb 20, 2021
Wo dah fvck! *Shits and vomits on thread!* Damn! sad
Romance / Re: Ban This Set Of Humans From Using Nairaland! by Dissap: 5:31pm On Feb 20, 2021
InfernoNig:
How are we so sure you are not one of them in disguise.
goddamn son of a b:tch sad. What's ur problem? sad
Romance / Ban This Set Of Humans From Using Nairaland! by Dissap: 5:23pm On Feb 20, 2021
Ban Hoes from using Nairaland and blocking views for us here! Fvcking b*tches!
God damn ram shit! nincompoops, Absurd low self-esteemed men fvckers, desperate 2k needers, Hoes and B:tches... Díck suckers, hole bearers! Damn! sad

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are All Fúcking Useless! No Exception! (Fvcking goddamn hoes!) by Dissap: 5:11pm On Feb 20, 2021
Pricelessruby:
You are angry with girls, I have no problem with that, but you can't stop me not to smile undecided, moreover it a free world
Damn! That's cool! Give this babe a cold drink. u didn't react like a typical 9ja girls, keep it up — only typical 9ja girls are useless, simple!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are All Fúcking Useless! No Exception! (Fvcking goddamn hoes!) by Dissap: 5:03pm On Feb 20, 2021
Pricelessruby:
grin lol
Yeah, I got that, baby! Smiling at ur uselessness, huh? sad

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are All Fúcking Useless! No Exception! (Fvcking goddamn hoes!) by Dissap: 4:25pm On Feb 20, 2021
mename:
Who offend you?
They all irritates me every fvcking time mehn sad. You know what? Imma make sure my first daughter go be a boy (not girl this time)! Damn! sad
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are All Fúcking Useless! No Exception! (Fvcking goddamn hoes!) by Dissap: 4:20pm On Feb 20, 2021
habsydiamond:
Op.. Wait wait!!! Who offend u first shey na all girls or just one...
Yo ma niggar, what's up!
Relax, they're all hoes, and what do u do with hoes? u fvck 'em real hard like a Cholo.

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Romance / Nigerian Girls Are All Fúcking Useless! No Exception! (Fvcking goddamn hoes!) by Dissap: 4:13pm On Feb 20, 2021
Yo Hommies!
Jokes aside, and truth be told: Nigerian girls are very useless, don't argue with me mehn, argue with ur fvcking Dad for bringing u into the Damn Wild World. sad
Do something nice with ur fvcking life, and be serious for once. Hoes and bítches! sad
Your re all fúcking tools, and real niggars go always fvck u girls real hard like a Cholo!
Peace out! Damn!

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Romance / This Is Why You Are Still Broke And Will Remain Broke. (PICTURES) by Dissap: 8:04pm On Feb 15, 2021
What's up B*tches and Bizards, it's ur guy Dissap again.
Yo mehn, u see all these shity assh*les? Damn, they no wan rest mehn, that sh*t sucks mehn, damn!
Alright, so what's I'm saying is this, bro. All these girls ain't worth it mehn, so stay the fvck out hommies.
So xup hommies, u knw how I roll mehn, I fvck em b*tches! Damn!
No mess up hommie, no go loss ur money in exchange for Clitocurrency mehn.
Blah blah blah blah blah, that's how I fvcking take those girls mehn, coz sh*t svcks.
Damn! Imma see y'all around hommies!

Romance / Re: 6 Secrets Of Irresistible People by Dissap: 7:52pm On Feb 15, 2021
They gat big D, and can fvck like a Cholo! wink
Romance / Ozor, Come And See Your Husband. (pictures) by Dissap: 7:30pm On Feb 15, 2021
Yo Mehn, So this nigerian girls don dey fall in love? Damn!
Ozor, wetin you wan say concerning this?
We fvcking need to sanitize dis man's mind mehn, this ain't cool, damn! Somebody suppose baptise dis young niggar with Redpills mehn. Yo niggars, imma go now, see y'all later!
Hugomexis:
I've noticed you for sometime now zzor due to the constant tags you get on this space.
Many here claim that you're a bitter nairaland feminist but honestly,aside a few controversial comments you make,I haven't really found anything so bad about you.
I find you attractive and it's for this reason I'm making this post.
I want a one-night stand with you.We'll go out to the beach or probably to the cinema to see a movie,then after I take us to a hotel where we'd have fun for the night(all bills on me).
Before we have sex,we would both present a copy of our present medical record to certify a clean bill of health.I want it so because I fvck raw so before I fvck,I want to make sure we're both clean.
After our sexcapade in the hotel,we go our separate ways except maybe,fate brings us back together in future. smiley
I'm not a man who minces words whenever he wants something.I say it without sugar coating.People mistake this as rude and arrogant but I like to call it my self allure so this is my offer - just a one night stand.
If you agree to go out with me,say so then send your account details so I will send you 12k to warm your account.
It's just a statement of my intent wink.
Then after we are done having fun,I'll send you 33k to buy yoghurt and shawarma with.wink
I want your reply before the next 12 hours,zzor. smiley

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Romance / Re: My Fiancé Just Proposed To A Random Girl On Valentine’s Day-pls Advise by Dissap: 3:13pm On Feb 15, 2021
EzegeNdiigbo:
Dissap come and Comment on this naija movie grin grin
Yo ma niggar. Sup!
I saw dah shit mehn, but I no read am...
So fvcking cheap story mehn, ha ha ha! u understand me? Yo that's ma hommie there!
But if the writer wanna fvck, imma help am, b*tches are getting scarce these days mehn, damn!
Op ,Rabbi4real, if u be a b*tche, dm me, let's play mehn, imma fvck u real hard. Yeah, let's do this! Imma fvck ya like a cholo! Ha ha ha! So funny n slippy, damn!
And to you, ma hommie, EzegeNdiigbo, relax mehn, imma see ya around!

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