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@ Poster- Me think u sud hav jus copied n pasted the whole 'All about the wife thingy' 

Naughty

Lik unraveling mysteries surrounding suspense

Nope.

U?

I wonder why the wonder about wonderin,since wonder cannot solve the world's wonderin wonder probs?

So dear Wonderers, i wonder why d wonderin anyway

 

I wish u peace o.

WISH THE WAR TO STOP!!  

^Haba!!

I wish u all peace n one love ^{now y'all sud kiss n mak up} SHOU!!

Who is d server n what is being served please ??

I hav ta say mornin all

I hav ta sing. . .
*
*
Its, oh, so quiet
Its, oh, so still
Youre all alone
And so peaceful until,

Thinkin. . .what a waste  N here was i, thinkin he's all that 

Thinkin. . . how am i goin to compose this letter now eh ^{wish I cud jus write an Ode instead. oh Shellia,how i miss u}  

Thinkin. . oh how i hate that bedlah, I am not puttin it on     ^{even if great grand ma comes down from heaven!!} takes all d fun out o d dance

Huh?

blueband:
Society does not tend to believe that women are capable of beating their husbands.And such men are usually laughed at.That's why we don't get to hear such stories.My friend sold his business in Nigeria to join his wofe in the UK(Nigerian woman as well). This woman would beat him on weekly basis .Ofcourse she had the british passport and my friend was a dependant on the passport.What could he do?Report her to the cops?Or beat her back and get sent to prison(the law here favours women). He would just kneel and take all the beatings and insults .Last week he moved out of the house for good-after getting his british passport.

^{in-short. . .no comment!}

lol

Wel actually anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

philip404u:
Hi nairalanders
A friend of mine was beaten to a pulp by his wife for giving his ex. N2000.00 only
What advise do you have for my friend!!!
I think the marriage is heading for the rocks.

philip404u:
News update!!! News update!!!

My guys dad came and advised my friend to be patience till she put to bed before the divorce, since only the traditional wedding was what they did, divorcing her won’t be a problem.
Yesterday my friend received a stern death threat. That if he should continue with his plans, he will be killed with immediate effect. Presently he is complaining of stomach ache and still they live together and he eats her food

huh? ^{u 4 real??}

kronkykay:
sharp boy

that boy is from diobu.

lol

@ poster:-

Wel she obviously took a shot o him (Picture)not kill as that is d 1st thing that comes to mind.

, N wel the rest is a photographers developing process which include putting negative ^{or is it the pic} under water bla bla bla, u kno   ^{_{can some one elaborate please??}}


Then emm. . .is '[color=Black]hang to dry[/color]'  missin somewher??  

_{Oh wel i try small nah abi}

___ You mention your ex-boyfriends name more than you mention mine.
[quote][/quote]She'd probably dumped u 4 her Ex , n u didn't even kno it  ^{So much 4 a dumpin letter}

How many times r u gon post this bro?? 


Anyway i ma answer again tho -  [color=Black]STAMP[/color] 

ptaller:
I am the world's greatest traveler. I have been transported by camel, dog sled, pony express, bicycle ,train, steamship, automobile/car, airplane, airship, and rocket. I have portraits of presidents, kings, queens, princes, princesses, shahs, sultans, tribal chiefs, adventures, explorers, patriots, martyrs, inventors, pioneers, artists, musicians, architects, poets, aviators, dramatists, novelists, painters, athletes, cardinals, saints, and sinners.
I have pictures of foreign beaches, rivers, lakes, sounds, waterfalls, geysers, mountains, monuments, castles, temples and ruins of temples, missions, bridges, harbors, docks, locks, locomotives/trains, balloons, rockets, zeppelins, windjammers, native canoes, modern seaplanes, and the world.

[color=Black]Stamp [/color] <sup>baby

how far?</sup>

   

Brownie baby gal, keep em up <sup>n comin

I've ta go finis up som kurukere moves</sup> 

   

<sup>Peepin from ma super astronomy binoculars on top of mount Everest

Caught a gleams of Xrated steamy scene featurin Saucy n Brownie Argggggggggggggggggg . . .oh wait til i lay ma hands on that cheat of a gee call Saucy ohhhhhhhhhhhhh jus wait     

I ma shave him clean from his teenie-weenie little head all da way down his teenie-weenie Lil black a** to his ugly teenie-weenie little shrinkish foot, 

oh u Jus wait  someone's sure gon get it .

draw Hook sword</sup>

TAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. .

^{Peeps in, oh brother.Here we go again.Hav ta mak this fast}

efuah:
i have to tell diva that siena is my big brother. . . for real not e-brother

wdyh?

I hav ta accept that . <sup>ok dearie what ever u say

Now I hav ta rush out o here @ a speed of lighting</sup>

clemcykul:
@nija diva to kawata naji aman wannan yaron ban san abin dake damun sa ba walahi

Haba kai ko ^{Kada ka bari ya jika fa}

<sup>Quickly puttin cloths in order, high on top of mount Everest .Damn!! that Brownie girl mus not get to me

Wel. . . ain't ma fault that Saucy knows a real woman when he sees one abi  

Hook sword at the ready jus in case</sup>  

<sup>Wipin sweat from brow

i kno i can alway relay on ma Saucekiddo</sup>

OH MY GOD 

^{Saucy dearie look out!!!!!!!!}

I hav ta ask what's wit d sister,brother, sister. . . .bla bla bla thingy ^{Shou! na wetin nah}



I hav a sister n brother too o

Naughtily nice ^{if u kno what i mean}

A man in thongs

saucekid:
^{sights nija diva and gives her a smacking , where have you been dear??}

Been luckin around in da back ground wit ma shotgun observing yr whirlwind romance wit Brownie. . . .

But hey i can't resist when u flash thos sexy Biceps ^{com here u}

Yinkwamo:
Abeg if you no get work, no come waste our time for naira land. Infact its high time we report people like you to Seun. Hiss sssssssssssss 

Oh n how did u think the thread made it to d home page?? magic?? oh Seun's rival mus ta done that  ^{or did u actually b'liv Xmas was postponed} 

Abegi,a little bit of fun n laughter is good 4 d soul o.

Naughty Naughty ^{holyyyyyyyy ghost fiiire take control}


I get distracted sometimes in Church thoght ^{while d pastor is preachin}

^Olodo [color=Black]Ninja[/color]hidim ,does Ibrahim sound female to u?? ^{[color=Black]byte[/color] da dust again}