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^{u guys eh}

I think u kinda look lik him wit all d gears n pose,

But, U look lik "YOU" more

GRAMMER TIME

chiogo:
if u understand the person's point, what's your stress?? I, personally have given up that idea because believe it or not, it's not my problem.

Well said [color=Black](GBAM!)[/color][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

HAV A WONDAFUL MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION EVERYONE,AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR WITH ALL YR DREAMS COME TRUE.

SPREAD DA LOV Y'ALL N MAK MERRY. ^{PEACE.AM OUT!}  

Oh puleazzzzzzzzzzzzzze *^{roll eyes}*

Towon chinkafa da miyan kuka

Olodo.

Me think u sud spice it up a lil. . .add . . [color=Black]Black n Ugly[/color] ta it. wud be mo attractive tha way n even kissable

Olodo


^{happen x mass oooooooooooooo}

@ Poster - Your username sucks

@ Topic - Shame to u oooo happen x mass too o!!!

EBA

    ^{am outta here!!}

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SEUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY MUST U POST THIS KINDA TOPIC (PICS) ON NAIRALAND HOME PAGE EH

SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN LAUGH,MOCK AND PITY NIGERIA ABI??

     

Kaestro:
@ poster.
In my opinion I think the tale is made up Something tells me with the manner at which your concocted narration goes, it's just a means to seek opinion. . .infact I can't even think of it happening the way you said it.It sounds too mischievious.

Fact!!

Coffee

I loe Coffee especially Good ol plain, black, rich coffee,no sugar-sweetened, fattening whipped creamed topped coffee which is full of lots of additives that counteract the benefits of d actual coffee.The less refined a coffee iz d better n more preserved its nutrients are going to be. The fewer things added d better for you.Tho our family doc recently adviced i switch to decaf.I used ta tak lik 5-6 cups a day i was soo addicted it affected ma sleep at night.A day witout a cup of coffee 4 me was torture. I do jus two or three now tho

We all kno Coffee is right up there wit fruit, tea n yes, chocolate on its antioxidant content,however, wit anything u need ta b moderate. A healthy person cud drink 3 cups of coffee a day and actually get a healthy benefit from it.

Those who drank coffee some Doctors say,had lower rates of age-related cognitive decline than those who didn't, with maximum protection seen in men who drank three cups of coffee a day.But it’s also not a good idea 2 drink coffee if u hav trouble sleeping lik moi. Caffeine can cause or exacerbate sleep problems. Sleep loss is cumulative, and even small nightly decreases can add up n disturb daytime function.

So what’s d concern? Everyone iz different, n all bodies don’t handle caffeine the same way. Too much can noticeably affect your health. Higher doses, lik five or six cups of coffee versus two or three, r associated wit anxiety, jitteriness n upset stomach. Pregnant women n women wanting 2 bcom pregnant r discouraged from drinking too much coffee because it cud cause early delivery or have adverse effects on fertility.

And one more thing, caffeine is physically addictive. Within 24 hours of going off coffee, most people experience headache, fatigue, decreased alertness, depressed mood, irritability, n difficulty concentrating that lasts anywhere from two 2 nine days. The good news? Symptoms disappear rapidly… with a cup of coffee.

The lesson is simple. In every thing,be modurate.

chychy:
When u peel the yam , just soak it in water (like d water u'll use to wash it - put each slice in water as u peel), it won't change colour, it has never failed me.

Eeeh. . .sis, some change colour even under water o.I think it all depend on d type of Yam itself ^abi?

OlowoTee:
this your ninglish, na wa o. i fear o. I beg which one be "cataclysmic conflagration" .
I no fit laugh too.

He's got ta impress the Rubbermaid        i canst raed read his inglish sef  too muchy grammer       

Sharia Law iz da answer!!! ^{Kiddin o.}

How bout set up something lik em good'ol Bakassi boyz organisation??.The problem is,the Government is being toooo soft on criminals  that's why we hav loads o them out there.Check out d  high rate o crime in high places,wit politicians killin each other to get into offices where they can steal n starch away mo money.In other words,this is eqivalent to armed robbery ^{wit five stars attached}  . . . . They all start from d lower level, ^{lik em touts} . . . .until they get to d higher level,^{lik em} . . . u kno. . .

N u think armed robbery can b eradicated jus lik that <sup>wo we hav a long way ta go

On ma kneels in serious prayers</sup>

sniperwolf:
Just walk out of sight or [url=http://kiss her]kiss her[/url]

I'm practically and literally drooling  ^{u must b a Mills n Boon man} 

@ Poster.- So is u can spoke English lik this eh,another manns langag 4 that mata?? plaes tesh me cus me i can'st kno how ta spoke it o,but i uncanstand every Nairalanders bullet .

Why do ya hav ta wait ta be banned anyway U can ban yrself jare n save yrself b4 ours inglish killed u patapata o.^{A words is enof 4 hte wiser}

dot2002:
So what should a man do when a woman gives him a HOT slap

Turn the other cheek.What else.

@ poster - Do u hav ta post this every where bro

Wahala dey o.

lol.Grampa u'r still hot @ yr age?? Na wa o

saucekid:
hello diva

what it do?

COOL LIK THAT SAUCY

First of all, she's been in this relationship for FIVE years.FIVE good years o!!!!!!!!!! ^HABA?N now she suddenly realised she's not in love after Five good years!!!!!!!! was she sleepin all the while some peeps jus don't kno time wait for no one especially ladies.

Listen sis,in situations lik this u've got ta b really careful while handin out advice,cus it can  backfire and lik a boomerang,hit u right in da face,Pow!!! lets face it. . .if this same girl God forbid ends up not getting another man to marry nko,don't u think an accusing finger wil be pointed your way??

What's wrong wit this guy anyway??is he into beating,cheating lying etc ?? u never mentioned why she suddenly felt she does not love him anymore after five good years??

Wo if she has another who she is in lov wit and who loves her bac,n wants ta marry her,then why not??^{she can zap if she wants} but if otherwise,then go about it wisely o,do not go all out and tell her to leave but rather make her understand the fact that its her life n she has every right to do what she thinks is best n wil mak her happy,cus ma sis anything can happen.we r mere mortals remember,not God.We do not kno tommorrow,so cannot predict if a marriage will be a happy one or not.After all we fall in n out o lov every day.

<sup>Jus me n what i think.

MY GOD! after five gooooooood years!!!Oooh some peeps</sup>

Looooooooooool.

I think d mum iz scared outa her skin mo than d lil girl sef ^{na by force to ride roller-coaster??}

I hav ta giv ma Suga Suga d kissses he deserves
                                                                               


^{so sweet lik suga u truelly r}