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Chilla hon, yaya dai? aiki ne ya yi min yawa.

^LaCapone  i trowey gaisuwa ^{ka bani labarin Gombe mana}

Jama'a yaya harkoki??

^{[color=Black]I JUS LOE DA TASTE[/color]}

 ^{Belated action!!}

ThoniaSlim:
when your 8 months pregnant, please be pounding yam for your husband, because you want to be a good and dedicated wife.

@Cutebabe  

Singin. . .

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
That Will is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine. . .

Suga,haven’t u heard, i left Kanye stranded at d Alter jus cus he had d nerve to shake hands wit Beyonce  ,N Ray J. . .o that boy ^{roll eyes,} hav u listened to d song he made me while chasing me. . . '[color=Black]Sexy can I[/color]'. . .Blah Blah,  . . why else do u think Will Da Smith is so smittened wit moi  ^{Cus an hot lik that!}

But i got something 4 u Suga. . . . ^{BAC OFF MA MAN!!}
 

^{Some times Naija guys puzzle me o}.Bro,if u loe yr babe, ain't nothin wrong wit that.

Some Guys cook and wash 4 dia babes once in a while?? ^{n i think u sud try that too} . .  but that's what Love does n that's why dia iz alway going to b a debate on it bein blind or not.Makes them peep think u bein controlled,Jazzed blah blah blah. . . . .Besides we all r not s'pose  ta kno 'bout it. . .as long as u don't wash them dirty linen in public  ^{if u catch ma drift.}

After now them go begin yab una say Naija man no dey romantic n them no sabi love  ^SHOU!!

Jeez bro wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U mean Usher told u he loves u. . . n meanwhile he wanted ta drink poison last nite cus i refused ta blow him a kiss over d phone. . . infact if dis is true i dash u.After all Willly d Smith jus told me he is divorcing Jada for moi 

pahtahkee:
Are these undies for nightgowns or what?

^{na u sabi}

Wel. . . d design of the k850 flash makes it very easy 2 place yr fingers in d wrong place n completely mess up d flash, resulting in a dark picture. . . plus me think d flash itself may have fundamental problems. . .wit a whopping 5 megapixel resolution,its a shame that d K850i is a 5 star phone that fails to live up to expectation

@ topic


^{Na beans}  

This sud b in d joke section

1st n 2nd r same style.I loe the 2nd tho cus of its colour.Wud kind of Spackle in da day time n shimmer in da dark.

Damn!!!!! need ta get me one of those     

eemmmm. . d last one is a total no no 4 moi tho.

Oh man  ^{rollin on da floor wit laughter} Oh man!!

@ [color=Black]Saha[/color] :- yar'uwa ina gaisuwa.Sunan naki kaman na Sarauniya 

Ke ma kin shiga layi kenan faa  amma gaskiya,na gode wa niyyie.

 

coolkaboom:
unconfirmed reports have it that Yar-adua made a phon call to Benin's president with a veiled threat to shut down our border with Benin indefinitely if his boys don't co-operate with us.me thinks they got d message.

 

    ^{no wonder. . . .}

dipo2much:
why are we thanking them?

^{abeg ask them}

^{Ikon God} kowa na barci

Ku tashi mu yi wasa mana

ina gaisuwa fa jama'a

wa ke da labari anan ne??

Yar'uwa,ai yanda zan turo miki e-mail din nike tunani?? ba wai bana son in baki ba

_{(After that Mali disgrace. . .)}

Benin - 5

Nigeria - 0     

Hero:
Sorry to disturb, but, I'm trying to learn a bit of Hausa, so I'd appreciate it if you'all would translate what you've written in English, please.

Wane wannan??    wa ya gaya mai makarantan translation ne nan  ^{Ikon God}
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Anyway Chilla,kidan turo min dadi kadan daga Kano mana 

eKWutoZiaM:
Silly idiot wey be my staff, e don tay wey e wan take position from me become supervisor, but the idiot no go school, and me a whole Masters holder, next thing im say im go wallop me, I just look am shake head, how i wish this was Lagos

^{Inshort. . dis has got ta b some tin ta jus laught @ n not Comment iight??}

9ice - Gongo Aso ^{oti so}

presido1:
nkada nkada

    wannan yaren naka faaa, ?? Haba Presido. ^{That's got t be German-Nupe iight}

Chilla babe,ina kwana??

Yar uwa,ni yar kogi ce a kasan America ,

Ke fa?? ^{ina jin,daga India kin ka fito kokua??}

looooooooooool

Ohhhhhhhh pulezzzzzzzzzzz ^{roll eyes} 50 days wit out food or H2O ^Haba!!!

Anyway Granny cud be Super-Granma abi?? ^{u neva can tel aight}

ABEGGGGYYYYYYYYY. . . . . . FAFAFAAAAAAAAAA FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Manta da dalilin su don allah ^{babu wani dadi da suke ji}

Wel sis,ina Lagos yanzu.Amman da,na yi zama a P/h

Yaya kuke a Kano ne?? ^{sunnun ku da jin dadi fa}

Ikon God ^Allah  

Amma bari in yi gaisuwa tukunan ^{sunnun ku faaaaaaaaaa}

_{Haba Chilla keko,Rayuwar najeriya tafi na kasar woje dadi mana}