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Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by divanaija1: 11:12am On Apr 03, 2008

Omo Odo

^{wa fosho yi ooooooo}

Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by divanaija1: 10:45am On Apr 03, 2008

PHOTOGRAPHER grin

^{smile 4 kenn now y'all} Snap** **Snap

**Click *** Click*** grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Some Fun Photos by divanaija1: 1:35pm On Apr 02, 2008

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . .

Jokes Etc › Re: Some Fun Photos by divanaija1: 12:23pm On Apr 02, 2008

lol

Jokes Etc › Re: April 1st A Day To Celebrate Foolishness? by divanaija1: 12:07pm On Apr 02, 2008

Queastion? huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by divanaija1: 12:02pm On Apr 02, 2008

ohilebo:
@ diva_naija , even this one too "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

meaning say na him kill am , abi? and he want 10 days to run away

Oh mennnnnnnnnn. . . grin

^{here's 4 your effort}

Family › Re: I Need Your Help by divanaija1: 11:41am On Apr 02, 2008

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by divanaija1: 11:39am On Apr 02, 2008

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below, "

Got ta roll on da floor wit laughter. . . .oh mennnnnnnn

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha grin

U made ma day bro. wink

^thanks

TV/Movies › Re: Kenny And D-1: Boring! by divanaija1: 10:17am On Apr 02, 2008

I can see we hav some >>>>KK & D1<<<<<staffs on board ^{better still ta pass da message}

Abi na the duo in Chameleon clothing sef? undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Kenny And D-1: Boring! by divanaija1: 10:10am On Apr 02, 2008

Dalby:
They are better poised at being managers, with all the links they have locally and internationally. They actually have no business being show presenters

taciturn:
They should take a que from other guys like the Sound city Crew, The stage is better vacated when the ovation is loudest.

Opari.Shikena. + double GBAM GBAM!!

TV/Movies › Re: Kenny And D-1: Boring! by divanaija1: 6:20pm On Apr 01, 2008

Dear Baba God,Olodumore,A.l.l.a.h,Chineke,The I’ am that I am, The one without whom my life wil hav no meaning, Eternal rock of Ages, the Alpha, Omega, creator of Heaven n Earth, Prince of Prince, Lord of Lords. . . .Please let the duo of Kenny and D-1 read all this. Please God, Direct them to Nairaland Front Page and let them SEEEEE O.

Some hav eyes but cannot see, some can see but hav no Eye, Let Kenny n D-1 be able to SEE ^{n d crowd shall shout} GLORY BE TO GOD ON HIGH!.

Romance › Re: How To Ask For Phone Number? by divanaija1: 1:17pm On Apr 01, 2008

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=123722.msg2111317#msg2111317 date=1207051484]And what if she's a broke a$$ who has no call credit on her phone?
Don't you think that would be a problem?? by exposing her tongue

[/quote]H to da E.L.L jammin @ NO

Tha's even a much mo easier n better way of getin her number . . .i mean a poor babe wit no credit in her phone?? comon!!!! you're gon hav her number sharp sharp wink

jus buy her N2,000 or N5,000 credit _{if u b bigger Gee that is} or . .u poor, . .I hear they now sell N50 / N100 credit. grin

_{Shekena.Opari}

She wil walk wit u 2 da end o d world to find yr Phone! wink

Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by divanaija1: 1:07pm On Apr 01, 2008

Ma Daddy.^{i miss him loads} cry

_{Lov u Dad.}

Romance › Re: How To Ask For Phone Number? by divanaija1: 12:59pm On Apr 01, 2008

What wrong with simple walkin up to the person and askin?? undecided

Like. . . . > Oya Gimme your phone Number sharp sharp before hyperventilation kills me. . . . grin

Or . . . . >Since i don dey trip for you,abeg before i fall scatter teeth 4 ground, slap me your number now. . grin

_{Ok. Seriously . . .}
Better yet. . . . >Can u pulez cal ma phone. . . .i think i misplaced it some wher around here.>>or(I think it’s been stolen!)remember to fake it real good._{shikena.Opari}
^{this wok al da time as long as u remember ta wipe d cat got d milk smile off yr face!!}

All other examples above. . . Abegy no b ICAN jare. cheesy

Romance › Re: Don't Trust My Grilfriend by divanaija1: 12:29pm On Apr 01, 2008

@ Poster --------------- > Iwo lo mo o.

Romance › Re: What Trips You The Most About Your Hubby? by divanaija1: 1:19pm On Mar 31, 2008

Romance › Re: Have You Fallen In Love With Someone With Out Telling Them? by divanaija1: 1:05pm On Mar 31, 2008

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .Hellllllllllllllllll 2 DA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

^{i shout it out loud.Why bottle things up?.If u lik lov me bac.If not,carry go joo.}

Trippin 4 d Suya man in ma area at d moment n am gon tel him 2nite!! grin

^{Enuf free Suya}

Family › Re: Help! I'm married to my laptop! by divanaija1: 12:45pm On Mar 31, 2008

stillwater:
Congratulations

Jokes Etc › Re: Meeeeeeeen! by divanaija1: 12:38pm On Mar 31, 2008

Thumb up.

Jokes Etc › Re: Pidgin Version Of Psalm 23 by divanaija1: 6:35pm On Feb 08, 2008

@ Topic Walahi - Is Turkish\Arabic word for “By God!” A swear word connoting either threat or an exclamation of intent. . .

^{Now wetin that one dey find inside Psalm 23 eh??} grin

^{I still dey hail anyway sha Cus i fel tha yr pidgin version no b small.}

daychris:
that was very funny, maybe one day you will publish your pidgin version of the whole bible

Abi nah

Celebrities › Re: Who Knows The Real Name Of 9ice /try Am? by divanaija1: 6:11pm On Feb 08, 2008

wher ma trophy @?^{am fast losin ma patience!!}

angry

^{**loadin ma. . . u kno what**}

Romance › Re: Guys Am In A Fix Here by divanaija1: 3:01pm On Feb 08, 2008

^{**Oh Brother**}

Jokes Etc › Re: Pidgin Version Of Psalm 23 by divanaija1: 2:55pm On Feb 08, 2008

^{i hail o.}

_{But which one b walahi again nah sis?}

Celebrities › Re: Who Knows The Real Name Of 9ice /try Am? by divanaija1: 2:18pm On Feb 08, 2008

Gebarday:
hey guy, 9ice real name is Adigun Adegbola Alapomeji

^{Ehh bro,. . u 4 real or jus kiddin??}

@ Topic. . . . . . [color=Black]Abolore Akande [/color]n that's 4 shizzy!!^{now wher ma trophy @?}

Fashion › Re: Sexy Mini Dress! Which Style Do You Like Better? by divanaija1: 2:02pm On Feb 08, 2008

^{Chai! see wetin thoz sexy mini dresses cause now eh. . .jus pics 4 that matter o}

Men shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . ^{**Shakes head**}

Jokes Etc › Re: Sebi Una Tink Say Una Sabi Craze? by divanaija1: 1:52pm On Feb 08, 2008

_{Na wa o. . . . . .}

Career › Re: Why Do Most Female Secretaries Sleep With Their Bosses? by divanaija1: 10:24am On Feb 08, 2008

^{pure and undiluted rubbish!}

Literature › Re: A Story Awaits You! by divanaija1: 9:54am On Feb 07, 2008

U have an exceptional descriptive prowess.

Keep it up

Chapter two pulezzzzzzzzz. . . .gimme gimme

Romance › Re: What's The Remedy For Loneliness? by divanaija1: 8:56am On Feb 07, 2008

For real tho turn ta God and b'liv in yr self, by that u've got ta lov yrself to ensure contentment n fulfillment of body, soul and mind.

^{God lovs ya best (always remember that)}

. . . .n emm . . don't forget ta [color=Black]sleep[/color] it away too!! grin

Romance › Re: What's The Remedy For Loneliness? by divanaija1: 8:30am On Feb 07, 2008

@ Topic . . . . [color=Black]SLEEP![/color] ^{Induces 4getfulness whereas all feelin of loneliness disappears}

grin

^{Iam tooooooooooo smart!!}

TV/Movies › Re: A Director Stole My Movie Script by divanaija1: 4:11pm On Feb 06, 2008

HUH??

how do u mean u don't kno how ta use what you're so good at doin huh

N u wonder why someone who knows how,stole it?

N since u said 419 it simply mean he/she did not steal it but cunningly took it away from u. . .*** ^{scratching head}***. . .eeehh,since u don't kno how ta use it,what were u doin wit da Director huh

. . .N pulez tel me u still hav d originals ,so we can mak a case outa this? angry

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