₦airaland Forum

FvckShiT:
you don't fücking love it fücking big?

redbeans:
yes o. Even since you returned, you have been given me cold shoulders.
To add salt to injury, you have joined bad gang [plurimi family]

Smart41:
Is it your preek?

Smart41:
Which tin?

Smart41:
Idiot!

Meanwhile bae is coming today!

redbeans:

fuckpro:
... Please explain, what is your mind conjuring

Temmytea70:
Definition of a typical Nigerian lady's "ok"

1)That's enough,just shut up

2)I want to sleep

3)Let's just not go there

4)You're pissing me off already

5) From 1-4

6)I mean from 1-4

7) Etc.

tifany89:
If he is lying then I think he has brain issues. Beats me why someone will create a thread of this nature mocking other people's predicament. There r thousands of other nonsense to troll about if u want to be stupid but this is a no no

Bwaal:

wins18:
mine happened some years back,
the keyboardist in my church didn't come to church that sunday, so the church was looking for someone to play the piano, Na so I bounce from my seat to the piano stand, and told them to search no more for a daniel has come to jugdment, lol.
The singer's face beamed with smile seeing someone who claimed to be an expert in piano mount the stage,little did they know what my guy is upto, I just signaled her with my hand to start singing.
Na so the girl start ooo
Me sef con dey play another thing dey go, na so church be like a war zone,
Na so the girl vex, stone me the mic she was holding, luckily enough, I saw that coming and I dogded it like a pro, na so the thing go hit the drummer for head, gbozaaaa!
No be person tell me say make I tear race commot 4 church b4 they go lynch me for church.

Menzy86:
to be honest with u, I've seen ladies get stained several times and it doesn't mean anything. I actually feel pity for them and really thing natural stuff like that can be uncontrollable. Like FARTING sometimes lol...

Bwaal:
What now happen did you say yes to him?

Temmytea70:
Not yet o but you never can tell

Temmytea70:
Of course,I would expect u to choose that...you and I know its not true

Temmytea70:
....sharp rejection....oya where do u fall...obviously not 1

Temmytea70:
Lols......funny you......no more derail....you're no 5 on that list

SnowJay92:
That's very natural, shouldn't have made you feel embarrassed beyond that day, unless you were among the slay queens of the class.

Temmytea70:
How does "Hey Divay" derail the thread?

Temmytea70:
Hey divay

Aderola15:
She really is, na why our beef dey plenty

Why she no drag my complexion with pman ehnnnnn?

Check my dp