Leriebloom:
Mine was when i fell in a gutter. It happened in the night on campus, and even if i could still recall guys saying "see how this fine girl fall, sorry ehn" it still did nothing to ease my embarrassment.

Just because you fell inside gutter its now an embarrassing moment?



Carry time there

DropShot:

See painment and frustration

I no know say your BMC work reach Sunday too


Nawa ooo

cychez:
was in my room with the girl i have been chiking and i was feeling 'fly' until one so called crazy fellow of mine came to room with his guy. he started his usually rough play resulting to us struggling to show strength. as say the baby gul dey my room i wan show say i be superman but this silly rat friend of mine had other intentions. as we struggled, he pinned me down ooo my heart fly, i come dey hear the babe dey talk say "pls leave him don't kill him for me" na so i charggggeee, use all my strength to lift this guy, lo and behold i let out this louddddddd fart aka pollute ...........pls imagine the rest

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ah don life die

The beautiful lady i dey crush ooo for a long time later accepts to spend a night in my house , na em purge from the pit of hell came up ....
Choi i died and resurrected!

softMarket:
When i mistakenly texted my mom's friend that she has a sweet voice and would like to roll with her! ;(


Not knowing that she's old enough to be my grand ma. I had to change church to avoid meeting her ever again in life!

Mistakenly you say?

Never see any of my fellow guys unclothedness since my puberty stage at age of 14, to cut the story short, after my graduation from sec sch in 2012 I found work in tonimas lubricant blending factory at osisioma and I was posted in plastic section.... many weeks working there without knowing there was bathrooms where staffs baths after working hours initially I followed the suit so one day I got in the bathroom, total unclad and about to splash water on my body, I heard thunderous banging on the door I thought they came to collect the buckets. I opened the door about 15 guys jumped inside the bathroom unclad, the sights I saw that today was embarrassing and irritating, the tick,length bush,long and short and even leave the door open for female staffs to see what they doing... oh even one of them named Victor touched then my virgin MANDELA I push him away... I'm no homo

Mine was when i wrote a love letter to a girl in Ss1, only for her father to see it nd send it to our prayer metting where I met the girl.

They read the love letter out for everyone to hear nd i was there sitting down and listening and hearijg people giggle and laugh.

Only God save me dt day.

[quote author=LoveJesus87 post=54973511]hmmmm [/quote
what's hmmmn?

CplusJason:
I was just praying for the world to end that moment.



Come see the way the thing dey dangle left and right like pendulum.

and the thing will be small at that moment oh.

The most embarrassing day for me was when i was in secondary school at one rural area where there was shortagé of toilet,shortput practise was prevalent at that time. So i was coming from a friend's house late in the night but i was pressed to the level that i need to excrete. I struggled to make to nearby bush behind one house as i was doing it then the landlord came out in time as he called the attention of everyone in the house. That was when i knew that the house belonged to one herbalist so inorder to avoid story that touch i was forced to pack my faeces with bare hands. During this process everybody present there were laughing at me while i walked away sheepishly.

doskie:
and the thing will be small at that moment oh.

hahaaa...hmmm

CplusJason:
Was a skillful striker back then at the uni and there was this beautiful crush of mine who always make me to perform some crazy skills with the ball anytime i see her. I was called "Ruud Van Nisterooy" by some close pals.


On this ugly day at the sport complex, intensive training was going on and she was there to watch "Ruud Van Nisterooy" perform some glorious and breathtaking skills.

I was with the ball trying to beat this useless defender called emma, before i knew what was going on, he held my shorts so tight and pulled it down. The painful thing is that, i was not putting on a boxer and i did not shave the burning bush in that "region"

I almost cried seeing how my crush was laughing like a donkey.

I was in a bad mood but u just made my day
Lmaoooo

[quote author=yhermmie post=54973947][/quote]You pretty

LoveJesus87:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ah don life die

guy d joke no funny but ur reply haaaha

EncephalonPikin:




I no know say your BMC work reach Sunday too


Nawa ooo

Keep singing BMC like a toddler learning how to talk. BMC ko , KFC ni.

I'll narrate someone's own. I think I read it here on nl.

This guy was preparing for a job interview. He read all through the night and was hungry in the morning. So he ate the beans he had prepared the day before (without steaming it). The worse part was that he over ate due to hunger.

Now he set out for the interview. Everything was going well for him. He had a good time with his interviewers and was optimistic he could get the job. But the smile on his face didn't last long.

My guy's stomach started rioting seriously. And this is not any type of riot. This is the riot of rotten beans in its large quantity. The guy couldn't hold it thus decided to take a bike straight from the island to his house which is on the mainland.

As the bike man set out on this adventure, the guy was battling to hold the gas and shit together. He couldn't hold the two any longer and decided to let one out, a little gas. This guy's mess was very thick and smelly that it followed them on the bike as they rode with speed. The smell lingered on the bike for so long that the bikeman couldn't take it any longer. The bikeman stopped the bike and told the guy to get down lest he dies of poisoning.

Moral of story........don't eat too much of stale beans in the morning.

Mine was during my diploma in the university of Benin back in 2009 there was a particular girl in my class that I was having a CRUSH on.

One valentine, I wanted to impress her so I ordered for a hand made valentine's card lying to the guy that I wanted to give it to my girlfriend lol.

After collecting the card, I told the girl that I have a val card to give she said OK but she will not collect it that day that I should bring it the next she kept postponing it until I was so tired of bringing the card to class everyday.

I was so embarrassed and sad after she refused to collect the card for days even though we were seeing each other face to face.

I later tore the card I was very angry. When the guy that made the card ask me if I have given it to the girl, I lied again I told him yes to hide the shame lol. Girls Dey show person atimes o lol.

i wanted to buy pure water from a store, i just open it and drank the water only to find out that there was no money to pay

Divay22:
Na Menstruation joor.. I went to school o,was feeling fly,just jumping upandan,i didn't even feel like anything was happening to me Only for my friend to walk up to me, started dragging me out but i refuse asking her to tell me right there So she told me " M.D you don stain o ......

I just wanted to disappear, I couldn't cry,she just asked me to sit down and she went to look for a cardigan for me to tie,our lecturer didn't even come I just went home o, couldn't face my class again..........

It was so embarrassing...but I'm over it now

That's very natural, shouldn't have made you feel embarrassed beyond that day, unless you were among the slay queens of the class.

this happened in lautech 2yrs ago 250LT.....i was on a marathon reading for 4days straight only thing i did was go to d hostel,bathe,eat nd change....lo nd behold on d fourth day i discovered nature couldnt be cheated wen the hall was full with finefine girls formin efiko i started snoring in broad day light nd boy i can snore for afrika....wen i woke up i heard the last part of my snoring with little drool just droppin on d floor with every single pair of eyes on me........i just pack my books jejely and left without lookin baq

SnowJay92:


That's very natural, shouldn't have made you feel embarrassed beyond that day, unless you were among the slay queens of the class.

No o... I'm not a slayer o,but a course mate of mine that was asking me out was there,but funny enough that didn't stop him

mekleelex200:
Mine was in my SS3 days that was in 2009,me and my guy left the school hostel to attend inter-house sports of a nearby school (all female school). I had one big phone like that Nokia 6600 precisely, I used it to form "big boy" at that time (you know phone was a black Diamond then).

In the school, as the inter-house was going on I saw 4 beautiful girls under a tree chatting, so I wanted to get their I attention. I told my friend to follow my lead, I faked a call just to impress and also to show that I have phone on reaching where they were I was walking like a king with a slow motion move (you know that move in mortal combat when you hear FINISH HIM) as I "dey" reach close to them with my sheepish smiles and lousy voice just to draw attention. As I got their attention, I was coming to their presence with my fake call "na so my phone began to ring out for real" that annoying tililinli ringing tone, my brothers my sisters you would have seen an echo of laughter they rained on me that day "for the ground to open was an under statement", who I pitied the most was my guy whom I dragged into my foolish lies.

The person that called me was my friend in school hostel that wanted to tell us to come back to hostel that they were taking role call by the hotel master (because he found out that many people sneaked out for that inter-house without permission), you don't want to know what I did to that guy that called me.

YOU CAN ADD YOURS, LET'S HAVE FUN.
cc:mynd44,lalasticlala

GCI old boy?

Leriebloom:
Mine was when i fell in a gutter. It happened in the night on campus, and even if i could still recall guys saying "see how this fine girl fall, sorry ehn" it still did nothing to ease my embarrassment.

you like to adulate your person. who dash you "fine girl"?

you are are not fine anything. let me see your no make up picture.

the day I wrote a love letter to a Lady in my street and she reported me to her stubborn mom.

when her mom came to our house, i feel like opening ground to enter that night. it wasn't funny at all

but with her IGG we later became best friend

it was in a hostel outside school in LASU in those days. It was late at night and there was no light, so immediately the NEPA people brought light, my fellow school mate who was a lady was sleeping nakid and the curtain was up. So immediately after they brought light, i sneaked to the window to take a peep. Somehow, she got to know and i ran but she waited in the passage knowing that i would enter my room. immediately i opened the passage door she was waiting for me. i quickly ran into my room but the following day, the landlord and other students were already in the know. i did not go out thru the day. Hunger nearly killed me.

CplusJason:
Was a skillful striker back then at the uni and there was this beautiful crush of mine who always make me to perform some crazy skills with the ball anytime i see her. I was called "Ruud Van Nisterooy" by some close pals.


On this ugly day at the sport complex, intensive training was going on and she was there to watch "Ruud Van Nisterooy" perform some glorious and breathtaking skills.

I was with the ball trying to beat this useless defender called emma, before i knew what was going on, he held my shorts so tight and pulled it down. The painful thing is that, i was not putting on a boxer and i did not shave the burning bush in that "region"

I almost cried seeing how my crush was laughing like a donkey.

hohohoho

udumosam23:
Was taking my bath in a local bathroom built with rafia Palm in the village one Christmas. A green snake pursued a lizard and it ran towards me as I was bathing.

I ran out naked only to come face to face with sisters who came to invite me for a church programme. I ran back to the bathroom to pick my towel but the snake was still there at the entrance.

I could neither go to the bathroom to pick my towel or go back to my room for my clothes.

Finally, one of the sisters came holding my boxers in one hand and closing her eyes with the other.

I wore the boxers only to realize the snake is no longer there. I couldn't hold my shame.

Hahahhahaha very fuinny

Embarrassing moments are much but I can't seem to forget this one.

I and my guys went to beach to flex as usual, I bought a new white boxers the previous day.
On getting to the beach we had some drinks and suya before undressing and going into the water.

As I took my first deep and came out,i looked at myself and my white boxers Don turn transparent, I mean everything was out there for the world to see.
My guys wan finish me with laugh that day.

softMarket:
When i mistakenly texted my mom's friend that she has a sweet voice and would like to roll with her! ;(


Not knowing that she's old enough to be my grand ma. I had to change church to avoid meeting her ever again in life!

chai