₦airaland Forum

Waiting for mumu money-miss-roads to start a GoFundMe for clearing up the balance.

I've checked and checked to find out what exactly qualifies this guy as a celebrity and found nothing.

When our social space is filled with people who assume celebrity status based on how much of a nuisance they have been to the society, the next generation is in trouble.

Mumus that will never learn investment.
Fifteen years from now, someone will snap this one in the trenches and tell us how he used to be a celebrity.

They will never learn.

Let them scan that dog wella for hidden bugs and cameras.

Russia too like intercontinental spying.

900warriorz:
The North brought this menace upon themselves

they harbored and nurtured evil, now it has grown and feasting on them

You don't even understand.
This is cashout for them.

Capture people, ask for billions, reduce to millions, smile to the bank, settle boys and bosses.

It will take 28 18-seater buses to convey that number of people.
Add the number of terrorists needed to herd them and you're talking a very long convoy.

How can you move, camp or manage that number of persons without being rousted by whistleblowers and security operatives?

Insecurity is big business for Arewa.

SonofLagos:
fear bitter obi? That must be a joke taken too far... i guess you also fear Tinubu that you obirondent cant seem to breath without his name on your lips each day? The same way yall love to drag Tinubu is the same way we will comtinue to drag your agulu fraudster no hard feeling, we just returning the favor we know one thing for sure, he will never be presidenf of this country, know this and know peace but he can continue in his desperation

The president is the number one man.
He has to be in the news because of the office he occupies.

Let him leave that office today and he'll be forgotten like the long-necked political mistake of Daura.

Obi is not in office yet he has more political clout and more news value than the current Vice president.

You have to admit that he is the only real nightmare of Bulabarians home and abroad.
They mention his name more than that of BAT and even Atiku who they claim came third.

Only a foolish politician will leave his runner up who had a higher chance of occupying his seat to be chasing the name and character of another who came third.

Dem no dey use hand cover pregnancy.

benuejosh:
person were come third position for election? Hahahah.. colossal failure. Not him please. He should go and contest for senate in Anambra.

But una no dey ever mention Atiku wen come second?

Person come third una dey fear am like say na only him be opposition.

Dem no dey use hand cover pregnancy.

Donaldoni:
With full local production of petroleum products, this won't matter anymore.

Some months ago, the price of diesel was NGN1,700 per liter with similar exchange rate.

Today it has remained NGN1,100 or thereabout.

With CNG usage and local PMS production underway, better days are ahead.

FG does not care about the dollar again.

Piiigggs can continue to grunt in vain wild ecstasy FG is smarter.

Na so Manna take delude himself for eight years that time.

Day just dey break.

First Class Accountant asked "Na statistics we go chop?" and Bulabarians were hailing him to high heavens.

Bulaba refused to attend presidential debates and Bulabarians said he's too big for debates.

At Chatham House, he kept nominating lackeys from his entourage to answer questions on presidential affairs for him.

You all will learn by force.

DonFreshmoney:
Swearing in 2 more yorubas in NPC.. what happened to federal character?? Useless drug addict

Two more Yorubas to dilute the Northern population in the NPC.

Another president will add his own kinsmen until federal character is reflected.

Bulaba has my support on this one.

Hndrrxxx:
Video evidence with CAC RC or idonbelieveit

Weyrey

mankan2k7:
U are too gentle sir,

By now the house that Wike is living in Port Harcourt should be down due to obstruction of free passage of water and erosion when rain falls.

Give him wotowoto

You never enter politics we done dey already feel your impact.

ivolt:
Illogical submission.

If even just 1% of married women patronise hotel for illicit affairs,
major hotel owners will be dominating Nigeria's Forbes list.

Yet, majority of hotels struggle to breakeven and maintain their structures
despite the imaginary regular influx of married women.

Are there married women who engage in prostitution, yes, but that is the reality of life.
But the idea that an average married woman out there is somewhere selling herself at a hotel is ludicrous.

This is just like asking people to visit Igbobi Orthopaedic so they can fear traveling.
Yes, you will see enough badly broken bones. But that doesn't mean the average person
out there is treating one broken bone or the other. We all know a tiny minority of the people
find themselve in Igbobi.

This post isn't about absolving ALL married women of cheating/prostituting but to
invalidate pointless alarmist arguments.

Married women cheating is as old as marriage itself. We could forgive a child for
not knowing this but an adult shouldn't be surprised or alarmed.

@OP assuming all married women in Nigeria are chaste except your wife,
Will such stats make you happy and your home peaceful?

As long as a particular person's wife has not been found cheating/prostituting
what a random hotel worker reports should be irrelevant to their home.

Have you ever lived in a compound with rented apartments?

What op saw in the hotel is merely a representative fraction of what goes on elsewhere.

From what I've experienced in life, the average married woman will cheat with a man she regularly shares an alone space with: with the houseboy if Oga regularly travels, with a neighbor who works from home, with the gateman if there are times it would be just the two of them in the compound, with Oga's jobless brother who is currently living in the house with them, with the driver if there's regular chit-chat whenever they commute etc.

As a man, never ever believe your wife cannot cheat.

Protect her from regular interactions with men who might one day be available in her vulnerable moments.

Never leave her alone with a man in the house.
Be her best friend, discover her wild side (every woman born with a cli**ris is a potential tigress in bed), satisfy her in the bedroom and maintain emotional contact whenever you're away from her.

All these are on the assumption that the woman chose you and you married her a virgin.

muyico:
must d wife contribute to family warfare? Which mean d man isnt man enough, man must cater 4 all his family needs! I didnt knw ur religion? But paul said a man dat cant cater 4 his home/family! Unbliver is better dan him!

He said reserve account for emergency.
That's a man with a correct brain on his neck.

Hamas is learning a brutal lesson about unwarranted aggression.

Hamas is alone in the classroom, while other terrorist groups are connected via Zoom.

Video conferencing technology is bae.

For those who did not read the post, it says Tinubu's government is a puppet government being controlled by external forces.

Four more years of Nigerians lives about to be wasted.

jmoore:
I thought time is money. Wasting 4-5 hours because of 200 naira price difference

I bought petrol at 780 naira per litre in Aba yesterday, no queue.

₦200 price difference in 100 litres of fuel is ₦20, 000.

Dey play.

nairalanda1:
The harsh fact is that almost all our neighbours are paying way above N1000.

Nigeria does not have the cash to keep fuel forever cheap. Make we be honest...this is not about agbado, and even the agbado government is spending trillions to avoid telling themselves the truth.

The painful thing is that if we cut government spending and stop the nasty corruption that is affecting us, the money raised won't be enough to pay for subsides long term. Also, the amount we earn from crude...80% of our earnings...is not enough.

Either we face the truth...or we keep throwing money down a bottomless pit.

We have been told repeatedly since the 1980's...we no wan hear.

And how many of your neighbors have the amount of crude reserves that Nigeria has?

sevo:
Make dem wait make FG collect the first trench of cyber security levy nah...why the rush

You sef done follow decode this Shettima runz

Agbado miscreants that year...

"Lion will take care of the the goats while the Hawk will handle the chickens."

Una Good morning o

Na to dey use parachute discharge passengers zi.

Ndị ara.

EreluRoz:
Mynd44 nlfpmod stop bringing this type of news to front page. How do you want other countries to see us? We must learn to protect our country's image no matter what we are passing through, let's learn to only show the world the good side of our country so that we can protect our image out there while secretly working hard to make it right.

Shebi na Nairaland dey run foreign exchange market?

Go school you no gree.

Una sure say dem no curse Africa laidis?


Tufiakwa means God forbid

Ayomide002:
This comes with a lot of dedication. Big congrats to him.
I do hope someone around him knows alot about undergraduate scholarships in Nigeria.

Do you know of any?

Be kind enough to share.

Jamb na mumu sha.

Mmesoma faked her results, got scholarship and millions in donation.
Jamb released highest scorer stats and she was busted.

This year, jamb refused to name the highest scorer.

Over 70% of candidates scored below 200 yet wherever you look, there's news of another candidate with over 300 in scores.

Jamb mumu no be small.

They must've been quite lenient to let them operate till now.

News stations should be unbiased.

And no sane country will let a biased station operate within its bothers while at war.

Stay away from a jealous woman.

There's this Igbo adage that says a man killed by a woman does not bleed.

Tufiakwa means God forbid.

I'm really interested in those ethnic jingoists who snatched ballot papers and stabbed people during the presidential elections.

I hope they're still eating the money they were paid.

illicit:
I have been to Port Harcourt from Abuja

In every ibo city wẹ arrive at, I ate Okpa including Enugu, even the leaf one

It's tasteless, blandfull

✌️

It's tasteless and blandful yet you continued eating it in every Igbo city?

When will you stop this your lying?

This is the master strategist Ronuites postured as the eternal solution to Nigeria's problems.

Carry go Tinubu.

On your wrinkled manhood we stand gidigba.

AqualinaXYZ:
Have sex before marriage over sabi girls won’t listen





Not like they’re virgins oo but scammers who wanna appear saint to their prey partners

Take him to a male doctor for examination and measurements and let the doctor relay all info to you.

Before you know, you done test like 15 while widening your well and losing your pair-bonding ability.

Na small small dem dey take become olosho.

StOla:
I will never support quota system in anything else except the Unity School system.

If you understand that the objective of the unity school is to always have a diverse mixture together and all enjoying subsidised education, then you will appreciate why it is a quota based system.

Otherwise, quota does not allow for the best.

Unity school is not for the best, it is for unity in diversity.

I used to know about some federal government school for the gifted.

That type of school should have no quota system to recruit students of diverse ethnicities, but a single system of recruiting only the exceptionally gifted students, regardless of which part of the country they originate from.

And your idea of unity is to give admission to a student who failed 98 questions out of 100 while denying the one who got 86 questions correctly?

An example of unity is what obtains in the NYSC, where Igbo is posted to Fulani communities and Yoruba to Itsekiri.

Unity schools should operate in that same sense by shipping students to different states to intermingle and develop a broader world view.

This admission quota is pure marginalisation.

I should think the idea of educationally less disadvantaged states should be a long-term project of shaping up the education quota of bereft states to match up with their sharper counterparts.

If after 50 plus years an average student in Kebbi would find it difficult to score up to 50% in general subjects then the system should be scrapped.
It is clearly unworkable.