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10. Good for you
Don’t give up, it’s just Nigerian women and their initial gragra

9. I know
She just needs more time. One day, she will be able to say those words.

8. Are you serious?
Thou shalt not answer this question, I repeat don’t answer.

7. Oh really

After all the shakara, they will love you back some day.

6. Lol
Some girls are just mean. Later they’ll say Nigerian men are not romantic.

5. How much?
They say love don’t cost a thing, but definitely not in Naija.

4. Ok
She clearly has no reply for you.

3. Awww you are so sweet
That’s her being nice and trying to make you feel a little appreciated.

2. Thank you
Of cause, she’s grateful for your love. Keep loving and one day e go better.

Some Nigerian girls can be mean. They just know how to make a man lose his confidence with their responses. Imagine telling a girl how you feel about her and she just looks at you, smiles and changes the subject.

Getting a Nigerian girl to tell you ‘I love you too’ can be harder than JAMB.

Below are some of the replies Nigerian girls give when you tell them ‘I love you’.

https://www.naij.com/1026708-15-replies-nigerian-girls-give-words-love-can-make-commit-suicide.html


1. Wow that's nice
So, she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. Just manage the reply.

Chibok girls don't exist

My boy is awesome. He gives me a reason to praise God always. Babies are super cool.

How I wish it can fly

There are other more pressing questions to be answered before the incident of the garden of Eden.
They include;
-The beginning of creation, who made it happen? A creator or Big bang theory?

No symptoms or signs should supersede doing the HIV Test because in most cases, HIV nor dey show for face.

Besides, always use condom if you can't abstain from sex

I like this line

“There is a saying in my part of the world that when a proverb touches you and you failed to reply, then you are a coward,” he said.


Nice one OBJ

That happened under your said watch because your eyes were blinded by the following things my dear ex-presido:
-Your deep and profound cluelessness which was obviously noticeable during the various cases of clear korokoro daylight corruption involving your cronies that you waved aside.
-That Ogogoro, Sapele water, vodka, whiskey, champagne and other strong drinks that drive u to a state of stupor after serious consumption. How could you even look at the news headlines or what Nigerians were facing in such a State?
-Mama piss who was causing one problem or the other which clearly showed that you couldn't even manage your Wife in the first place. How could u manage an ordinary LGA, not to talk of Nigeria.
-Your numerous concubines that u gave free hands to rob us blind and blind again even u inclusive to the extent that your couldn't tell the difference between corruption and stealing anymore.

Need I say more reasons why you couldn't jail anyone during your reign?

In summary, you are the weakest of them all, even your gentle demeanour tells it all - scared Tom. Afraid of taking the bull by the horn. Even the sick president we had was stronger than you were.

More pix of the unfortunate incident

Drama in Delta as bride runs out of wedding reception, rejects husband‎ (PHOTOS)

There was confusion in Delta State on Saturday as a wedding reception ended half-way, following the bride’s pronouncement that she was no longer interested in the few-hours-old marriage.

DAILY POST reports that the bride, who ran away from the reception venue, was given hot chase by the husband.

The incident, which occurred at ‎Udu Local Government Area of Delta State, created serious scene in the area.


At the popular Orhunwhorhun road, the husband was seen begging the bride to reconsider her decision.

The incident attracted a large crowd, as well as members of their families, in a frantic effort to settle the matter.

More to come…

http://dailypost.ng/2016/10/29/drama-delta-bride-runs-wedding-reception-rejects-husband%E2%80%8E-photos/

In the nearest feature, African technology will take over the world by storm. Mark my words.

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All those satellites that we've shot into space, what benefits have Nigerians gained from it?

Hmmmm

This news be as e get ooooo

Died and came back from the dead via resuscitation? Haba