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Phones / Re: Lovely Text Messages by DivineOke(f): 12:20am On May 21, 2006
When I think of you I smile and when I smile, i think of u. Is it smiling that makes me think of you or thinking of you that makes me smile?Either way, am smiling.
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Read This? by DivineOke(f): 11:08pm On May 05, 2006
Cool, was really easy to read!!
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best "dear John" Joke? by DivineOke(f): 10:45pm On May 05, 2006
Nice one africanboy

@O4real

u really suck!!!
Politics / Re: Picture Of President Obasanjo Kissing A Girl by DivineOke(f): 9:42pm On May 03, 2006
@ Da Saint

At least we are teaching our children to be kind to animals
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

Seems like there's a monkey permanently mising from a zoo. Sad it has to go about scaring poor little kids.
Phones / Re: How Do I Upload My Sagemmyx7 Pics To A Pc? by DivineOke(f): 3:52am On Apr 28, 2006
@ New

I tried to register @ www.planetsagem.com but I couldnt access my imei no.I typed in #06# and it told me unknown application.
what should I do? thanx 4 all urhelp
Phones / How Do I Upload My Sagemmyx7 Pics To A Pc? by DivineOke(f): 9:23pm On Apr 26, 2006
Hi everyone,

Please I have a Sagem My X7 phone with which i take pics but I dont know how to upload my pics to d pc. To start with, I dont have such a cable and I dont know if its available.So guyz, please tell me, how do i upload my pics to a PC?
Religion / Re: Names And Phrases You Know To Describe God by DivineOke(f): 3:28am On Apr 26, 2006
JEHOVAH EFEEZY
my God of special effects


i love dat

Jehovah EL-Shaddai, the Almighty, the Strong and breasted one, The Lord my Peace
Politics / Re: 16 Killed In Nigerian Cartoons Riots by DivineOke(f): 9:49pm On Apr 21, 2006
@ WesleyanA

Yes, his statement tells us why Muslims in Nigeria had to go on a killing spree because of a cartoon that was not even published in Nigeria n u call dat peaceful!!
Culture / Re: What Are You? Yoruba, Ibo or Hausa? by DivineOke(f): 10:14pm On Apr 20, 2006
Me, typical deltan. Isoko tolopia. No try us o!
Crime / Re: My Female Friend, A Virgin, Was Raped By Robbers by DivineOke(f): 9:53pm On Apr 20, 2006
Thatz really sad . All you can do is just be there for her coz she really needs you now. lol
Politics / Re: 16 Killed In Nigerian Cartoons Riots by DivineOke(f): 7:24am On Apr 20, 2006
Though people see the cartoon as nothing, the muslims reacted the way they did because of their love, respect and dedication for the Holy prophet.

@ cushman
Ooh, so you support d reaction of the muslims!! :- how sad. I hope u were not part of them o!! Seems like the human life means nothing to you guyz. Killin a human being is just like slaying a cow!! angrycry cryI think everybody should really run 4 cover.
Family / Re: I'm Married But My Girlfriends Refuse To Leave by DivineOke(f): 11:19pm On Apr 17, 2006
8 girls!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
I really feel for your wife. You really were a player when you were young o. Anyway, you really have to let go of all of them. If any of them wants to kill herself, datz her business. You are married and you are married.They should hit their heads on the wall 4 all you care.

Preaching to them or tellin dem you have aids is not such a bad idea cheesy :DWish u the best
Family / Re: How To Guide A 5-year Old 'In Love' by DivineOke(f): 10:50pm On Apr 17, 2006
A 5 year old "in love" datz amazing. grin ;DIn my opinion, the kids just enjoy each others company datz all. Aint nothing with "love" attached to it.

You don't have anything to tell your kid so let him be.If they fall in love when they're older, no wahala.
Family / Re: Can You Suck Mucus Out your Childs Nose With Your Mouth? by DivineOke(f): 10:45pm On Apr 17, 2006
@ Ndipe

Well, i aint a parent yet but well, i guess i'd do it if i had no choice
Politics / Re: Dr. (Mrs.) Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala by DivineOke(f): 10:26pm On Apr 17, 2006
Mrs. Okonjo-Iweala has done a good job for naija. Kudos to her.If we have focused , selfless proffessionals in every sector , i believe the nigerian economy would be a better place.
Romance / Re: Ladies: Would You Marry a Younger Man? by DivineOke(f): 10:07pm On Apr 17, 2006
Hi all,

I have a cousin(a lady) whose about 38 and she's not married. She looks much younger than her age so younger guyz are comin for her. I asked her if she could marry a younger guy and she said "I go beat am".

People in the house, can you give your views on a lady marrying a younger guy?
Politics / Re: Bar Beach (Victoria Island, Lagos) Has Overflown Its Bank Again! by DivineOke(f): 5:51am On Apr 15, 2006
@ Loverbwoy,

Thank God u remembered to add that part - that's if they maintain it coz d nigerian govt doesnt seem 2 be good at maintainin anythin
Travel / Re: Is Life Really Better Abroad? by DivineOke(f): 5:38am On Apr 15, 2006
Well, av neva been abroad but a few of my friends over there have told me that it aint as it seems.Life's not a bed of roses over there and they still have to hustle so they say but funny enough, they still don't "really" want to come back home.
Religion / Re: Is Kissing A Sin? by DivineOke(f): 4:34am On Apr 15, 2006
Well, i don't believe kissing is a sin but fornication is and one thing leads to another and when a guy is aroused, kissing aint enough.he'll want to go to the next level and if u can't control yourselves on time, well,
Health / Re: Marriage And The Sickle Cell Genotype Issue by DivineOke(f): 4:30am On Apr 15, 2006
It is never advisable that AS marry AS. I've lost 2 of my closest friends due to SS in secondary school and the university. The first one died when she was about to write her SSCE exams and enrole for JAMB. Imagine the hurt of the parents and all the school fees spent on her. waiting for her to write her SSCE, JAMB and enter the university!!Everything a waste!!Hurts truly hurts.

The second died in her second year at the university. Wonderful personality she was, all smiles, friendly, pretty. I saw her some days before she died. She was in pain. I felt her pain but i know i can never felt what she felt. Tis hell, real living hell to be a sickler.

I hate the disease with a passion and will never advice people to bring such wonderful personalities in the world only to suffer and die. Even if there is a 75% chance of not havin a sickler, consider the fact that if u mistakenly do, there'll be endless suffering,pain for bth the parents and the child and finally death.

Tis not worth it but again truly Many waters cannot quench love but if a couple reach a final decision to marry. They should be fully aware and ready to face the consequences.They must have money o. better money to spend.
Health / Re: Running Nose For Six Years Now (UK) by DivineOke(f): 4:03am On Apr 15, 2006
Is it d change of environs dat causes such or what?
Nairaland / General / Re: Picture Of Lastest Toyota Corolla For Sale by DivineOke(f): 3:43am On Apr 15, 2006
nice one grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Problem: Is It The Container Or The Content? by DivineOke(f): 4:37am On Apr 12, 2006
d content is d problem. we are too greedy and each person is looking for his own personal gain and how he can outdo the other
Politics / Re: Atiku For President! by DivineOke(f): 5:35am On Apr 11, 2006
Atiku should leave presidency alone. he is truly a lootocrat and a liar.

Abubakar's statement said he pledged to reduce the number of Nigerians living below the poverty level from 70 percent to 15 percent through the creation of four to 10 million new jobs,

The statement also said Abubakar could make a difference to the crisis in the oil-producing Niger Delta, the country's economic lifeline which has been hit by a series of attacks.


Really? Is he a magician? and how exactly does he plan to do this?

Wave a magic wand?
Family / Re: Is There Any Man Who Hasn't Ever Cheated On His Wife? by DivineOke(f): 8:43pm On Apr 01, 2006
@ Rottweiler

n u r proud to say it?seems like u want a gold medal 4 it
Family / Re: My Mother, My Wife: Who Comes First? by DivineOke(f): 8:35pm On Apr 01, 2006
Definitely my wife
Family / Re: Are You An Only Son Or Daughter? Cos I Am! by DivineOke(f): 5:42am On Apr 01, 2006
Well,

I am the only daughter and only son at the same time - basically the only child
Family / Can You Suck Mucus Out your Childs Nose With Your Mouth? by DivineOke(f): 5:40am On Apr 01, 2006
Can You Suck Catarrah Out your Child's Nose With Your Mouth?

Hi everyone,

I have seen a lot of scenes where a child has Catarrh and the mother or father sucks it out with their mouths. Personally, I don't think it's something I can do.

Is there no other way of removing catarrh from a childs nose who cannot yet blow his nose?

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Computers / Outsourcing by DivineOke(f): 5:33am On Apr 01, 2006
Hi all,
i didn't know exactly where to place this thread. plz can somebody tell me what is outsourcing?
Politics / Re: Census 2006: Who Will Count The Militants? by DivineOke(f): 9:17pm On Mar 21, 2006
i was about posting this thread. slimnike beat me to it.

The census official could probably be sent as a willing hostage, in a defined place with all the militants present while they tie the "oyibos" to trees and gag them so they won't escape grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Have Religious Differences With My Boyfriend by DivineOke(f): 11:59pm On Mar 20, 2006
Hi all,
am dating dis guy dat i really am in love with and he's also in love with me.He's everything I want in a man. I'm a christian and he's a muslim.He has no intention of changing neither do i. Apart from d fact dat my parentz would almost kill me, i just can't. His father is a chief imam and would disown him.

My parents are not liberal enof2 let me marry a muslim and personally, i don't think i can.All my friends, uncles and aunties are telling me 2 leave him. I know it'll happen one day,and he does too. we're not gettin any younger but its really hard. I don't know what to do.

Please sb. advice me. I love him so much
Romance / I Have Religious Differences With My Boyfriend by DivineOke(f): 11:56pm On Mar 20, 2006
Hi all,
am dating dis guy dat i really am in love with and he's also in love with me.He's everything I want in a man. I'm a christian and he's a muslim.He has no intention of changing neither do i. Apart from d fact dat my parentz would almost kill me, i just can't. His father is a chief imam and would disown him.

My parents are not liberal enof2 let me marry a muslim and personally, i don't think i can.All my friends, uncles and aunties are telling me 2 leave him. I know it'll happen one day,and he does too. we're not gettin any younger but its really hard. I don't know what to do.

Please sb. advice me. I love him so much

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