00FFT00:


Kid, your papa hut in Ogbomosho is leaking water. Go fix it, and buy them some food while you're at it. That is even assuming say you no still dey chop mama thank you at your age.

I won’t insult your dad coz I get sense pass you.
I know you’re poor. And you could be one of those ibos living in a pitiable condition.
I’m going to farm city right now, Care to come?

Alabaintprice:



If them tell you price, you go fit buy?

If there are substandard quality, how will the average man in the society live.....

You think it's the desire of one to make low quality? Nope...
That is what people demand for since the expensive ones cannot be purchased.....


Once there is a demand, it's our duty to give you what you want.

Na why andriod phone full market today.
Chian phones as well.....

Which one full market pass?
Samsung, iPhone or other china phones?

Use your tongue to count your teeth bro

Okay buy substandard product and later get to spend double either repairing it, dealing with it recourses or buy it twice or more within the period an original one would have lasted you?
Think man, think!
I have a car, and I’ve personally experienced this. Ibo guys would tell you to go for their China made parts instead of recommending you the Orginal ones simply because they don’t have it in stock.
Now when you buy that fake part, only for it to break down within few days to weeks. Some might even be next day.
I’ve once bought a Benz c400 led light charger at clegg, Surulere where those Igbo guys selling Benz parts situate. I bought the thing only for it to spoil the next day. I went back to complain and this guy was telling me to my face that didn’t he tested it for me before I left when e clearly knew that he sold me a substandard part.
But it’s all in the past now. Make we thank God for life. Make una conscience Dey judge una.

Alabaintprice:



Lol, yet every electronic devices in the slum you call a house is imported by one of them and made it affordable for you because if they allow you buy the original, you fit no get property for that hole.....

Funny people

Lmfao 😂
You don’t know how we perceive you people in Alaba? Like we see you people as thieves selling substandard goods.
Listen up, a real Yoruba who’s comfortable enough would rather go buy from a reputable store for peace of mind instead of patronizing you fraudulent ibo guys because we know what you sell are total wash off or knock offs😂😂😂

For my side here, if a guy go buy any Igbo wears lasan, the way we take use them laff, them sef no go won try am again.
How can an economy grow when you guys don’t let original equipment makers make enough money for what they work hard to create? Up to dvd discs and common cords, it’s all fakes.
Spit*

00FFT00:


You're a kid. No make me vex, make I no remind FBI say you dey scam our people.

Lmfao 😂
Well, I’ve seen that you’re one of them ibo wheelbarrow pushers in Lagos.
You tried sha. But I really wanted to help, seriously if you need food to eat throughout this week in preparation for the upcoming gubernatorial election, pls feel free to quote this message and inscribe your BEP20 wallet address in it and I’ll humbly send you $100 in SHIBA😊

chaloskyx:
I think an easy solution to your problem is give them what they want Biafra and you would achieve what you crave for without lifting a finger dont you agree?

True that. Sometimes I wonder why FG doesn’t want to grant the SE (not SS) total sovereignty of their land. Those people are of no use to the Nigerian economy.

Chasito:
taaa, nothing go fit move me I stand gidigba Lagos na our own.

Abeg come bariga come talk am say na you get Lagos I want to see something

nedu666:
Igbos in lagos are too many, way too many. Igbos need to leave lagos by fire or by force so that yoruba can breathe easily. Wat does lagos need over 7000 bank branches for, too many vehicles paying mot and insurance and vehicle license. Too many private schools, insurance coys, hospitals, eateries, businesses, estate etc. They have made land to expensive haba. Can't u see how lagos is quite in December

True talk. Our state government needs to wake tf up!
Maybe a properly planned indigenous IDs would help filter them out and also with a carefully crafted levies which should be imposed on any ibo occupying any market spaces. And also, our locals needs to stop selling lands to them, leasing should be the highest.

00FFT00:


Just what I thought. Poor and wretched slum dweller.

I no wan break your heart, but hear this, I'm one of the people who gave Nigeria the over 20 billion dollars in remittances last year, that sustained poverty ravaged children like yourself, and kept you from imminent starvation. Now, go back to chasing old, lonely white women online to scam.

Ode! 😂🤡

Lmfao 😂
Send me your wallet, lemme credit you $100 in SHIBA.
I Know you must be hungry right now and have a dire need to fill your empty belly with some food.
Com’ on man! Don’t be shy, Send it 😉

00FFT00:


By the grace of God, I am more successful in this life than your entire wretched kindred. Post a picture of your environment with my username on a piece of paper within 10 minutes, and if it is not some dilapidated arrangement as I know it is, I will credit you N100,000 without a word. Take me up on this. Ode!

Ode I’m way richer than your whole household combined😂🤡

Kodak9:
bro y will you buy from an igbo man if dere are other Yoruba traders.
That show's that without us you ppl can't even eat.
We own y'all pussies😂😂

God forbid! tufiakwa!!
I no Dey patronize ibo sellers.
From palm oil, to Titus fish, to clothes to body lotions and perfumes, na fake una Dey sell. Lmfao
Werey!!!
You know Wetin kill una papa during Biafra war? Cuz we cut you people off. What was the aftermath? Great starvation. Which means you people can’t stand alone as a nation.
If y’all can stand alone, why don’t you all go and do business in your ibo land?
Your mumu na follow come not economical influenced.
Listen, a yoruba region will stand gallantly without the help of you ibos.
Ordinary this ajah wey una populate, na so so fake, substandard products una dey sell. Na una Dey deteriorate our economy. The bleach and oversaturate the whole market with fake goods.
Foolish being.

00FFT00:


Your father is an idiot.
I'm sure you have a constitution written for you by the colossal failure that brought you to the world. Baßtards like you could have been spared the world with a condom.

If you’re above 30 and you’re here on NL ranting like this, I pity your failed ass.
Fool
You should be a cow dung instead of a human.

nnewsnjobs:


You need 25% in FCT to be declared winner.
The reason is that, as the president, FCT is directly under you, so you need to be presume accepted in FCT by scoring at least 25% of the vote casted. This was done to ensure that the president who will be appointing minister to see to the affair of the FCT was fairly accepted during the election by scoring 25% of the total votes casted.

Anyway we await what INEC will do, funny thing is that no body has ever bother to ask the INEC chairman this particular question.

All the lawyers I watched on television interpreting this section, they have always maintain that you must score 25% in FCT to be declared winner.

Oshey, attairu jega from Ohio
Oversabi🤡

00FFT00:


You talk like an illiterate. Read your constitution if you can understand what it says.

You’re actually the confused idiot here.
25% in at least each of the two third state in the republic including the fct means
You have to meet 25% requirement anywhere in nigeria without one state being mandatory. It can include the fct and it may not. As long as you met the
25% in at least 24 states (which Abuja can be among), you’re good to go.

leisuretym:
Tinubu need to help Atiku to pay back the loans he took for this election

He will help him, trust me, they are comrades.

Fmghewzy:


That's how they go about insulting their host.

And wonder why people don't like them.

Any country you go and you see that Nigerians are hated, I can tell you 100% .
It is because of the Igbos.

100% true.
The same attitude they bore in Lagos seeing it as a place they can do anyhow is also how they see South African cities too forgetting it’s not “no man’s land” like they claim Lagos to be.
Very idiotic and greedy set of people

TOPCRUISE:

Sing that to zamfara residents anytime they get attacked by bandits. Sing it, ring it very loud on their faces and dance around those who pay ransom. They are the ones that voted not me.

And the UGM terrorizing you people?

Kodak9:
That's The fucking Truth infact come to Enugu Yoruba and Hausa beggers pass the igbos there shame on you ppl nah una wey go suffer am las las.🤦
We have already taken ya Lagos 😂

You know say una first claim say una go take over nigeria through OBI. But now una don fail on that agenda.
But this Lagos own, Omo! Una eyes go start to Dey see shege for Wetin una do.
Walayi.
Any ibo guy wey go sell any fake stuff for me or my friends or fam lasan, omo! E fit die out of beating o.
Make una sha Dey play Dey go.

stillme231:
tomorrow you go still marry and born kids with this your tribal and xenophobic mindset, such a pity. I am from Edo , see your life. Ode is southwest not in Nigeria? if you love ur so called brown roof republic, why not remove ur miserable selves from Nigeria? There are so many Yorubas littered everywhere in the country and why are people not chasing them? Just like you said ibos have ashawos in ur area, there re Yorubas ashawos also in my state, it goes both ways. You use the term betrayer and that's the best word to describe the Yorubas. You better change this your tribal mindset. Most of y'all are running to the US, did you see them insulting themselves or say I am from Texas and you are from California, don't come here bla bla bla.. black race is cursed with this foolishness and backwardness. Do better and grow up mugu.

Oponu! Omo Ale! You know wetin Benin people be to Yoruba? They are the bastards Yoruba.
Werey boy! Una go Dey claim say una civilize where as una Dey primitive. If any riot and vandalizing of properties were to start today na for Benin e go start from. Barbaric set of people.
I no fit even align with una.
Una witchcraft too plenty.
Una youths sabi do ritual gan come Dey disguise under yahoo.
Una girls like olosho like werey. Dem no even get shame for that one.
Stupid lots.
I spit on your shabby future

Fut9ure:
We are rejecting it

No sane human will allow tinubu rule


You can't handover Nigeria at this critical time to a sick president

Please lets retweet and share to everyone

Use this pic on your WhatsApp profile and status
Facebook and twitter titok

Yoruba, If una like, let this bigots trick you into believing that they’re fighting for a better unified nigeria.
Make una no participate in any proposed protest o. Make una just let them go do their protest.
Una eye go clear. Coz this mofos are clearly after an Igbo agenda.

stillme231:
see your miserable life am not even from south east idiot.. aside Lagos what is in Ibadan and ogun lmao, ekiti, osun, n d rest, amajiris everywhere. If not Lagos being the former capital, what do have to offer? Billionaires as u wish and poverty everywhere in Lagos, with all d resource in Lagos, it's still a mega slum. I don't do tribal sentiment . I love facing facts and dont let ethnicity look foolish, it's not worth it... Over and out

Gold certified-mumu.
Una know say Lagos na slum and all of una won die there.
How many Yoruba people did you see littering everywhere in your sadeast selling shits like y’all Igbos in the southwest?
If una regions Dey okay ni una no go come die for Lagos.
For lekki, Folix and Allen, ikeja, na so una gfs full there Dey sell toto.
Stupid goat.
Betrayers and ungrateful lots.

stillme231:
South west, another set of amajiris.

Lol most developed region in nigeria by a good margin.
Ibadan, Lagos, Ogun.
Region with most best universities. (OAU, UI, Unilag, FUTA)
Region that has produced most outstanding entertainers. (Big wiz, OBO, Tems, Dbanj etc)
Region with highest numbers of good road networks
Where the center of commerce lays
Region where most billionaires are made including una elumelu

Now unto South East, what did you guys have? UGM, kidnappers, drug dealers and bunkers, palm wine tappers and disobedient children.
Cry more. You tears will be used to wet the plants of your dried land.

falcon01:
Where's that guy sef That TblakHoc?

Maybe he’s bankrupted due to low patronage coz he never uses models whom you’ll see and get hard meat immediately.
Always all these low quality bariga ashewos with flopped and saggy boobs and square-shaped yansh

Grit2943:
I really feel for him because he really laboured and deserved to win.

I guess his failure to identify codedly with LP caused it as he had Atiku on almost all his posters.

😭😭😭😭

Lol, He will forever hate Igbos!

thatigboman:
lagos is no man's land. Obi cleared everywhere in the city yesterday. Tinubu managed to win in only rural areas of lagos state.
How comes they have declared the results of rural areas of epe, ikorodu and agege but have not declared cities like ikoyi and etiosa as well as amuwo odofin and slum oshodi? Because they are still panel beating those one.
Nobody needs anywhere to win. If obi is not voted in kano, so be it, but u don't use thuggery, harrassment and fraudulent manipulation of results to force a drug lord with dementia on people.

But he’s smarter than you who could construct a simple sentence🙃

CoronaVirusRelo:


When Peter wins, it’s not manipulated!

When Asiwaju wins, it’s manipulated!

Continue….

Reality will humble many of you!

After I took my precious time to warn you all about, selling your votes and using proceeds to eat Nkwobi. You still foolishly voted for Peter!

Now you didn’t get victory, and still didn’t eat Nkwobi

Lost an all sides!

This is funny as Bleep 😂😂😂

N2B2:
If you voted for change, don't be depressed by this nightmare of an election.

Delay is not denial. Nigeria will be great someday. If it's not today, it could be tomorrow.

Chin up & go about your life. Don't be surprised the Tinubu supporters gloating throughout NL aren't doing anywhere near as good as you in life.

Their only achievement is trolling online for their candidate to win. They suffer for APC's awful governance more than most Nigerians

Keep your chest up. It's never over. One day, Nigeria will get there.

Werey man! How many APC supporters you see online?
No be una full everywhere?
Where una Dey conduct social media votes up and down
Una think say nigeria na Twitter?
Majority of APC supporters are doing well in life okay?
Na most of obidient squirrels Dey either hawk galas, or lacasera or at worse pushing wheelbarrows up and down the streets of Lagos selling phone cases or fake slippers and boxers.
Most APC die hard own shops, houses and parks.
Ikorodu alone has one of the highest landlord ratios in Lagos state and they are all for asiwaju.
We know say na to Dey shout Biafra or death go remain now
No worry, sanwolu go soon introduce new laws prohibiting easterners from buying and occupying lands, government posts, leading market associations etc. in fact we go introduce non-indigene levies payable by only SE natives in Lagos so una hell go raise to power 12.
Nonsense.

mcfestgee:


Your way of reasoning and stupidity must have been inherited

No it’s you who’s stupid so much that to accept the truth hurts you.
Idiot Igbo boy wey go Dey use palm wine wash teeth.

22o62021:
This country can never be well again forever

Option is to japa to Cameroon sef

Don’t forget to sell your wheelbarrows to other fellow truck pushers.
Take care and bye

Chocoloco:
I am still contemplating if I should get a camera for shooting

Or i should just use my 12pro for the shooting

Cause already I have a gimbal stabilizer which I can use with my phone and the camera is really great.. So is a camera really important and if yes which is advicabla to go for

lol, cameras doesn’t determine how good your p*rno will be.
It’s the models, storyline and settings.
Do you think you can pull this off? Making p*rn requires a lot of resources.
A piece of advice, don’t go about shooting p*rn inside some shabby looking room and some ugly looking shapeless 1k ashawos with protruded belly. The sight of these kinds of p*rn irritates lots of people.

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soundOsonic:
If you want to be different, have a good storyline, like a movie.
You can go on Nairaland and see people weird sexcapades, and turn it to a movie.

Not the one that someone will start giving from beginning to end, it's boring. That's why I don't watch porn.

Make a short movies.

But anyway my final advice, Repent and give your life to Christ.

Lmfao 😂😂 shey you Dey whine Christ ni?

badBADbichh:
Looking like I'll spend another 8yrs being ashamed of my president.
Better to leave this country for una...

And who does your presence in this country helps if I may ask?
What if this man was your father, would you be ashamed of him?
So because he no handsome, he no tall, una Dey mock am? Na wa o.
Uncle okowa for una delta, how did he get to ascend the governor sit if truly physique and looks is all you people crave for in a leader and not a matter of tribalism

onuman:


A man, Tinubu, suffering dementia amply demonstrated with his Balablu and vrooom vrooom speeches have no business steering Nigeria. If Tinubu wins, he will be sleeping or jetting for foreign medical treatments while Shettima steers Nigeria to your dream Islamic Republic of Nigeria.
Guess why Osinbajo was sidelined but aged and sick Tinubu got APC ticket.

Just know say one day, you sef go reach this man’s age!
At least he’s doing well in life, have you ever wondered how your own old age will be? Or what it’ll look like?
Ewu!