₦airaland Forum

Benjaniblinks:
Na kd I dey 🖕

To hell with your middle finger, you scumbag!

YungMillionaire:
I am Itsekiri and I think you made a HUGE mistake by voting Obi. These people you're forming political alliance with have ONLY one goal: to destroy Yoruba people politically. Go and learn your history from the days of Awolowo.

Correct, if not, they wouldn’t be claiming Lagos is a no man’s land and trying to dominate every viable market squares in the state.
An average ibo guy is a cunning person and mostly aggressive in nature.

hillaryfaith:
Tinibu is doing well in the south west except in Lagos where he is competing with Obi. Obi has South east and South south. Atiku and Keankwaso are sharing the votes from north west and the north east, coming to noth central is between Obi and Tinibu . If Obi can gather 25% vote in the north east and north west he will be declared the winner.

First go and look at the total Registered voters in each region before you make your baseless assumptions.
Northern voters are about 150% times the amount of their southern counterparts.
And we have more yoruba than ibos in nigeria.
Considering the low turn outs in the south south, even tho they are voting obi majorly, it’s still scanty compares to what the northern hemisphere will amass.
Think John, think!

Benjaniblinks:
With what I'm seeing in my region, you go know say this election na different ball game.

Sha no cry when you see up to 5k votes on a single ballot paper from north supporting either PDP or APC

tonididdy:
Results so far from Lagos proves that LAGOS IS NOT A YORUBA LAND






#fact!

Okay na ibo land?
I even wonder why sanwo olu never introduce a special non-indigenous levies for any ipob market sellers occupying any market space in Lagos.
Maybe that time, una go know say Lagos belongs to some people and they are Yoruba.
Is it because we are tolerant and peace loving people? Una won come turn am to another thing?
Dey play

chatinent:
Small election, una turn am to religious election..

And the Christians are winning.

😳😳😳😳😳

With this their 180, 100, 15,25 and under 200 votes? Lmao wait till you see real results and the ones from the north. You go choke.
You go know say, aboki no Dey betray their own.

Efewestern:
In my LGA in Uvwie

Ward 10 unit 20
LP: 75
APC: 04
PDP: 02

😂 😂

Make una Dey use this una fake results Dey console una self till the real one steps up.
Sha Dey prepare to to learn to pronounce Atiku name correctly or to be humble beside tinubu government person coz one of these two is your president not Obi

Felabrity:
PdP just dey get 1-2-1-2

Obidients you do this one

Wait till you see results from the north
Na atiku go later win las las.
Coz Hausa no Dey betray their own.
And for the fact that Mr Atiku has been contesting for a while now shows that he’s likely to win this round!
I’m a tinubu supporter tho, but reality is reality

nameo:
I have voted. And so happy.

Voted for LP of course

Expectant

Hmm it is well

dettolgel:
Look at this nitwit. Demon parading as human.

I challenge you to list Tinubu entitlement as ex governor and tell me any other ex governors that cornered such for themselves?

Hypocritical lying and demonic hate-filled individual I will be waiting for the lists ooh.

Werey, you go cry when tinubu wins. Obi won’t even come third. This election is between atiku and tinubu.
Igbos can go all jump in the lagoons and recreate the infamous ibo landing misfortune event during the slave era

dettolgel:
I know you will come back with your lies which is rooted in deep hatred for other tribes which is an indication of your demonic self.

Imagine if tomorrow FG moves FCT to another state and some ex government will then claim he or she developed Abuja?

I don't think you have ever left your enclave in Osogbo. Line up all the SE cities against the SW cities including your Lagos. Then adjust for prior FG investments in Lagos and the fact that no single civil has ever taken place in your region. You can come back and then we can discuss. Of course your brain cells can't do that.

I have said it you guys are not just hateful and hypocritical but also demonic.

Here goes another certified mumu.
The electronic tax system introduced by tinubu in 2004 was when Lagos was still the FCT?
Free WAEC for secondary school students was when Lagos was under military rule ba?
Creation of more than 4000 jobs (lastma, KAI, LAWMA, neighborhood corps, LASEMA) was as a result of jakande’s hard work?
Several local constituencies housing schemes was brought to us in lagos by Igbo people’s market funds ba?
Free transportation for and WIFIs in all lagos state parastatals was introduced by who?
How about LUTH, RRS?

I swear na pure hatred they make una igbo Dullards they think like this.
You kinsmen will continue to litter the streets of Lagos hawking galas or pushing wheelbarrows selling oraimo cords

dettolgel:
Of course you guys that are beheading one another isn't killing? You guys are also robbing your late relatives grave.

You don't even know how stupid you guys sound a times. Past few days you guys are busy burning down banks and businesses and in your twisted mind you think Igbos are your problem.

Oga can you tell me which ex governor in Nigeria receive as much benefit from tax payers money as Tinubu? I am waiting for you.

You be mumu! South western states far more peaceful than your violence-ridden afghan-eastern.
Oga shey them don bring INEC materials come una side for ipob or una still Dey fear una UGM?

dettolgel:
Do you know how stupid this your sentence sound "If Mr obi wins, nigeria will be in abject poverty coz this man won’t want to steal public funds tho but will rather seize them, use them to earn interest and release those funds the way they are when he’s leaving office."?

Buhari did not seize public fund but Nigeria is in deep shit. Atiku did not seize public but stole enough that could have used to fix our power situation. Tinubu didn't seize but rather channelled Lagos state money into his private pause.

Why are you guys so hypocritical and demonic?

Everybody go d shout tinubu stole Lagos money and channeled it into his private pocket?
How?
Them tell una dull brains say taxes collected in Lagos Dey go to the man account?
Or them tell you say the money wey Union Dey make Dey go to him personal accounts?
Abi na the one wey brt Dey make Dey go to his personal accounts?
Why so much hate on this man and lagosians?
I wish them even give una Biafra make una Dey go sef.
I’m sure the south south wouldn’t want to do anything with you lots coz una Dey eye that region.
Why you igbo people are so Mumu like this? If una continue with this mentality, una slavery just Dey start o. No wonder una Dey kill
Una selves for una land.

anonymous1759:
If we continue like this politician will keep using political platform to perpetuate evil and decamp . If we start attacking them directly they won’t use party As cover up.

like sometimes I feel ashamed of some of my Nigerian brothers/sisters. The way they think is very shallow. Fashola is a good man, he was apc, seyi Makonde was a good man, he was pdp. Party doesn’t define leaders, it’s personality.
Even this their so called Mr Obi used to be a pdp member, even contested for as a VP on the platform 4 years ago.
He only decamped to Labor party last year’s may and now people started deeming him as the messiah they’ve long been waiting for.
I pity Nigerians. If Mr obi wins, nigeria will be in abject poverty coz this man won’t want to steal public funds tho but will rather seize them, use them to earn interest and release those funds the day he’s leaving office.
People in Anambra knows this but tribalism have eaten deep into them

Zeezenho:
Wetin concern MNK with inec mugu.i repeat he is far more intelligent than the terrorist and pedophile Muhammad your god.

You’re really stupid for this statement of yours.
Muslims never attributed Muhammad to a god status. We have always emphasized it that he’s a messenger of the Almighty God.
You feel the Muslims are dense the way you Christian lots are? Who dare call someone born from a filthy Pussy as being divine? A human Just like you as God?
To the worse even don’t know exactly which is your god between Jesus, God himself or the Holy Spirit.
Shame on you Mo’fucker! After the election go and shade your wheelbarrow and resume selling your oraimo cords and tecno cases coz tomorrow is Sunday, your revered yahoo pastors are waiting to cash out from the peanuts you make under the hot sun

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20m!!! Invest it in a tech company that deals with advert, payment and customer relationship management and save yourself lots of headaches concerning physical commodities business in Nigeria.

kroger:
I sent you a DM

Sorry for my super late reply. I seldom grace this platform, been busy implementing web3 libraries with the above mentioned web app.
I couldn’t see any message in my Nairaland inbox, kindly email me here sholareal@icloud.com
Thanks

NevetsIbot:
Good day everyone... I am in a seriously confused state like this. Aside from my normal work which is being a freelance traditional and digital artist. I feel the need to add another stream of income or two to further pool in more funds so I can get a little bit more comfortable financially instead of sitting on edge every month.

Summary is, I'm a final year student and in my mid 20's. So, I can't be too sure about staying in a particular location until during or after my NYSC program.. that's if ASUU decides to let me run my last semester in school soon. So whatever business idea I'll be getting can't be something that will require me to be there always... I can frequent the place from time to time to do records and all though.

My budget is 1million naira but if a good business idea needs more, I can push it to about 1.5million at most.

I would have decided to buy a small presentable car for bolt or Uber but I don't really go about town to even know layouts of town... Plus, I can't give it the time necessary as I spend most of my time completing art commissions.

I am aslo thinking of a soft bar where barbecue,shawarma,Asun and all sorts will be prepared.. more like a cool spot where people just come to flex, have dates or chill, eat, drink and listen to good music.

I'm just lost but I really want to start a business or two. It doesn't have to be about passion, I'm already passionate about my art. I just need more streams of income.

So please, I'm very open to any suggestions and I'll very much appreciate every suggestion

Cc Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44,

Are you in Lagos?

debossng:
Please shoot me a mail at peewaisavvy@gmail.com let's discuss your project. Thanks

Good morning. I’ve sent an email to you. Kindly check sir.

steryj:
Guys abeg what business can one do with 500k that will yield an impressive profit most especially in a short time? Thanks.

Actually I’m not here to point out the kind of business to invest such amount of money on, but instead, to share an opportunity with you.

I’m a web and blockchain developer working on a project with 3 of my other friends who are also web devs.
We are working on a software, a web app rather, that will provide an escrow for people who are looking to buy/sell any item or service both physical or digital.
It’s more complex than just a digital escrow. It’s more or less a payment platform and an online marketplace.
The platform will re-introduce marketplace to African people in a way they can only dream of.
If you’d partner with us, by pooling resources, to secure equity in this upcoming internet software company, it will yield more than your expectations as the market we target has an open market opportunity value of $400m.
With proper marketing and scaling, we will control a much larger part of this market within the course of 3 years.

debossng:
Hi guys, I have a partner in the USA willingness to invest in a Fintech Business Ideas in Nigeria. Please if you're tech savvy with a sellable idea with potential, kindly let me know.
Thanks

Hello and good day!
I have an e-commerce, payment and invoicing project i and my team are currently working on. By nature, this project aims to operate throughout Africa by 2030 but starting off from within nigeria, Kenya and Ghana in 2023.

By using the word “e-commerce”, this isn’t a jumia or konga clone, rather, it’s a more robust platform that solves most problems facing online marketplaces and payment processing of marketplace users.
The platform also deals with blockchain and crypto payment (will not be available in Nigeria tho), as it incorporates smart contracts escrows that enforces mutual agreement and consensus that completely Eradicates the need for trust when transacting in the digital marketplace ecosystem.

If you and your friend will take a look at our project, we’d be more than glad.
We currently have a pitchdeck, a whitepaper and a technical paper as we are trying to apply for crowdfunding on republic and polkastarter by 3rd quarter of 2022 when the first beta version of this product will be ready for public beta testers.
The funds will be utilized towards scaling the project physical workforce, expansion, space acquisition and marketing.
Hoping you’d consider reaching out to learn more about this project in detail.
Have a great day.

Toshmoney:
Hello house, I'm a programmer, expert in python precisely. I need someone that can sell the idea of the app I can create and launch that will fetch me serious cash this lockdown period.

If you can build both an Android & IOS app, then build these;
1. Coinbase clone: An app that let’s anyone store, remit, trade and purchase cryptocurrency using their bank card or bank accounts.

2. Bybit/bitmex clone: An app/web app that enables anyone to trade bitcoin and ethereum futures (in margin) which settles in the specific underlying asset.

Build one or all of these apps and i will personally invest 2 btc, 8 dash, 129,000 xlm, 100k tron and 15 ethereum. If you need to be sure wether i got all these coins or not, quote me back and I’ll drop my personal emails to show you my coinbase wallet balances. (I believe that’s not necessary but just to show how serious i am).
These apps could fetch serious money if time, money, devotion and persistency is invested in them.

imagrg:
Response please

It’s not worth it bro. Considering the current bitcoin hashrate, bitcoin price and utility bills you will incur by using it such as electricity and internet bills.
The S9 currently has a max hashrate of 14.67 TH which can only generate $47 worth of bitcoins per month and that’s if you get electricity and internet for free a whole month. I haven’t discussed about other needs such as routinely maintenance and pool fees since i’m pretty sure you can’t solo mine with this.
If you want to get serious about bitcoin mining then you need to heavily invest in a bigger mining rig by buying the supreme Antminer S17+ that’s capable of maxing out at 73 TH (which can mine aprox. $3 btc everyday) or better still wait till may which is when Bitmain (the manufacturer of Antminer ASIC hardwares) will launch it’s Antminer S19 pro which can generate a whooping 110TH!

I hope this helps.

For the fun of it. The next selfie on my profile... Lol

Grandamante:
Only struggling handsome guys end up with less attractive women. Those less attractive women are always doing ok before they met.

Handsome guys that are made are the peak in the dating market. They are the complete package.They end up with the most attractive of women. Check up on all those dashing movie stars, gorgeous sports stars etc and u will get what am saying. Unlike poles don't always attract.

By the way, guys should not date ladies they are more attractive than. She would be forever insecure even in ur old age. U know what they say about men and richer women. It's the same with women and finer men.

How more right can you be.
When a man is more attractive than his girlfriend, then inferiority complex starts to hunt her.

Niggah robbed a sex worker off her sex

victorian:
Government is doing something good by closing the border.

But my greatest concern, is our finished products in rice.

I bought Nigerian rice three days ago to cook jollof rice but alas it was stones I was eating in most dips.

I angrily threw away the pot of rice! It's very very annoying and the rice is so expensive compared to imported rice.

Who do us like this?

To eat Nigerian rice now dey fear me!

Government will come in to set things right. Nigerians in the farming sector will foolishly hike the price, even its glaring fertilizer is not that expensive. They will come up with rubbish products! Expect consumers to pay more and eat rubbish!

Abeg who made us this wicked and heartless?

And on Sunday, u see them rushing to church and mosques.

Smhhhhhhh

Shut up!! You are an hypocrite!! I can sense some fabrications in your whole write up. I’ve been eating nigerian groomed rice ever since the border was closed. No stones, no sands. In fact, it’s even more digestible than most of it’s thai counterparts.
Nigerians needs to learn how to survive on what dey breed on their own soil.
Na una go talk say naija no fit produce anything. Na to only import them sabi. But when naija eventually produce, na una go still condemn am. Like the way una dey condemn Innoson motors and all other Made-in-Nigeria products.


Nigerians, dem give una meet, una go talk say na bone. Then throw am away, una go say no, small meet still dey there.