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Chocoloco:
I am still contemplating if I should get a camera for shooting

Or i should just use my 12pro for the shooting

Cause already I have a gimbal stabilizer which I can use with my phone and the camera is really great.. So is a camera really important and if yes which is advicabla to go for

lol, cameras doesn’t determine how good your p*rno will be.
It’s the models, storyline and settings.
Do you think you can pull this off? Making p*rn requires a lot of resources.
A piece of advice, don’t go about shooting p*rn inside some shabby looking room and some ugly looking shapeless 1k ashawos with protruded belly. The sight of these kinds of p*rn irritates lots of people.

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soundOsonic:
If you want to be different, have a good storyline, like a movie.
You can go on Nairaland and see people weird sexcapades, and turn it to a movie.

Not the one that someone will start giving from beginning to end, it's boring. That's why I don't watch porn.

Make a short movies.

But anyway my final advice, Repent and give your life to Christ.

Lmfao 😂😂 shey you Dey whine Christ ni?

badBADbichh:
Looking like I'll spend another 8yrs being ashamed of my president.
Better to leave this country for una...

And who does your presence in this country helps if I may ask?
What if this man was your father, would you be ashamed of him?
So because he no handsome, he no tall, una Dey mock am? Na wa o.
Uncle okowa for una delta, how did he get to ascend the governor sit if truly physique and looks is all you people crave for in a leader and not a matter of tribalism

onuman:
A man, Tinubu, suffering dementia amply demonstrated with his Balablu and vrooom vrooom speeches have no business steering Nigeria. If Tinubu wins, he will be sleeping or jetting for foreign medical treatments while Shettima steers Nigeria to your dream Islamic Republic of Nigeria.
Guess why Osinbajo was sidelined but aged and sick Tinubu got APC ticket.

Just know say one day, you sef go reach this man’s age!
At least he’s doing well in life, have you ever wondered how your own old age will be? Or what it’ll look like?
Ewu!

Earthquakes:
If you presented Osibanjo, don't you think some Igbos and virtual all Yoruba will vote him?
We know bad market when we see one, same thing we warned you about buhari.
Igbos voted Abiola and Obasanjo against okadigbo and ojukwu, how many Igbo candidates have you voted all your life??
Tribal fuul

See the big lies wey this werey with crooked teeth Dey yarn!
Igbos voted for Abiola my foot!

Brittbreaker:
What happened to the staffs renting an apartment close to their various branches where they work? If it's not possible to post them to a branch close to their house then they should relocate close to their office. I know of a lady that was was far from her office. She also works with First bank, she had to rent a smaller apartment close to her office and that's the solution.

On top how much?

Barbiturate:
No matter who wins, Na me and you go suffer the consequences. I'm sure you queue for long at filling stations when fuel was scarce. I'm also sure you have cash issues.

True that but we should all know that we the citizens have responsibility

stillme231:
Results from Datti Ahmed, Labour Party VP Candidate’s Polling Unit in Kaduna
PDP - 56,788
APC - 6,886
Labour Party - 564,675
ADC - 278

Lmfao 😂
I like how this idiotically stupid obidients are consoling themselves with made up news and results.
Kudos to y’all, na una gan gan be the clown of this event afterall

kk2027:
No wahala

PO is still doing well in SW

For your masquerade-paraded dream bah?

gladdensir:
I swear to God. These almajiri people are so senseless to the extent that they don't care about what the future holds for them. I no dey pity dem at all because dem ma sef dem be evil. I believe if any of their brothers enter (only in their dream Sha) they will resume their suffering and the killing they are killing themselves. Sometimes, these people triggers in me thoughts of segregation because I wonder how would human beings be living with wild animals.

Calm down! Don’t cry yet.
Tinubu will arrange free GUO transport for all the ibo’s and sanwolu will dash y’all all free bags and we will term it “ibo must go” out of Lagos

Benjaniblinks:
Na kd I dey 🖕

To hell with your middle finger, you scumbag!

YungMillionaire:
I am Itsekiri and I think you made a HUGE mistake by voting Obi. These people you're forming political alliance with have ONLY one goal: to destroy Yoruba people politically. Go and learn your history from the days of Awolowo.

Correct, if not, they wouldn’t be claiming Lagos is a no man’s land and trying to dominate every viable market squares in the state.
An average ibo guy is a cunning person and mostly aggressive in nature.

hillaryfaith:
Tinibu is doing well in the south west except in Lagos where he is competing with Obi. Obi has South east and South south. Atiku and Keankwaso are sharing the votes from north west and the north east, coming to noth central is between Obi and Tinibu . If Obi can gather 25% vote in the north east and north west he will be declared the winner.

First go and look at the total Registered voters in each region before you make your baseless assumptions.
Northern voters are about 150% times the amount of their southern counterparts.
And we have more yoruba than ibos in nigeria.
Considering the low turn outs in the south south, even tho they are voting obi majorly, it’s still scanty compares to what the northern hemisphere will amass.
Think John, think!

Benjaniblinks:
With what I'm seeing in my region, you go know say this election na different ball game.

Sha no cry when you see up to 5k votes on a single ballot paper from north supporting either PDP or APC

tonididdy:
Results so far from Lagos proves that LAGOS IS NOT A YORUBA LAND






#fact!

Okay na ibo land?
I even wonder why sanwo olu never introduce a special non-indigenous levies for any ipob market sellers occupying any market space in Lagos.
Maybe that time, una go know say Lagos belongs to some people and they are Yoruba.
Is it because we are tolerant and peace loving people? Una won come turn am to another thing?
Dey play

chatinent:
Small election, una turn am to religious election..

And the Christians are winning.

😳😳😳😳😳

With this their 180, 100, 15,25 and under 200 votes? Lmao wait till you see real results and the ones from the north. You go choke.
You go know say, aboki no Dey betray their own.

Efewestern:
In my LGA in Uvwie

Ward 10 unit 20
LP: 75
APC: 04
PDP: 02

😂 😂

Make una Dey use this una fake results Dey console una self till the real one steps up.
Sha Dey prepare to to learn to pronounce Atiku name correctly or to be humble beside tinubu government person coz one of these two is your president not Obi

Felabrity:
PdP just dey get 1-2-1-2

Obidients you do this one

Wait till you see results from the north
Na atiku go later win las las.
Coz Hausa no Dey betray their own.
And for the fact that Mr Atiku has been contesting for a while now shows that he’s likely to win this round!
I’m a tinubu supporter tho, but reality is reality

nameo:
I have voted. And so happy.

Voted for LP of course

Expectant

Hmm it is well

dettolgel:
Look at this nitwit. Demon parading as human.

I challenge you to list Tinubu entitlement as ex governor and tell me any other ex governors that cornered such for themselves?

Hypocritical lying and demonic hate-filled individual I will be waiting for the lists ooh.

Werey, you go cry when tinubu wins. Obi won’t even come third. This election is between atiku and tinubu.
Igbos can go all jump in the lagoons and recreate the infamous ibo landing misfortune event during the slave era

dettolgel:
I know you will come back with your lies which is rooted in deep hatred for other tribes which is an indication of your demonic self.

Imagine if tomorrow FG moves FCT to another state and some ex government will then claim he or she developed Abuja?

I don't think you have ever left your enclave in Osogbo. Line up all the SE cities against the SW cities including your Lagos. Then adjust for prior FG investments in Lagos and the fact that no single civil has ever taken place in your region. You can come back and then we can discuss. Of course your brain cells can't do that.

I have said it you guys are not just hateful and hypocritical but also demonic.

Here goes another certified mumu.
The electronic tax system introduced by tinubu in 2004 was when Lagos was still the FCT?
Free WAEC for secondary school students was when Lagos was under military rule ba?
Creation of more than 4000 jobs (lastma, KAI, LAWMA, neighborhood corps, LASEMA) was as a result of jakande’s hard work?
Several local constituencies housing schemes was brought to us in lagos by Igbo people’s market funds ba?
Free transportation for and WIFIs in all lagos state parastatals was introduced by who?
How about LUTH, RRS?

I swear na pure hatred they make una igbo Dullards they think like this.
You kinsmen will continue to litter the streets of Lagos hawking galas or pushing wheelbarrows selling oraimo cords

dettolgel:
Of course you guys that are beheading one another isn't killing? You guys are also robbing your late relatives grave.

You don't even know how stupid you guys sound a times. Past few days you guys are busy burning down banks and businesses and in your twisted mind you think Igbos are your problem.

Oga can you tell me which ex governor in Nigeria receive as much benefit from tax payers money as Tinubu? I am waiting for you.

You be mumu! South western states far more peaceful than your violence-ridden afghan-eastern.
Oga shey them don bring INEC materials come una side for ipob or una still Dey fear una UGM?

dettolgel:
Do you know how stupid this your sentence sound "If Mr obi wins, nigeria will be in abject poverty coz this man won’t want to steal public funds tho but will rather seize them, use them to earn interest and release those funds the way they are when he’s leaving office."?

Buhari did not seize public fund but Nigeria is in deep shit. Atiku did not seize public but stole enough that could have used to fix our power situation. Tinubu didn't seize but rather channelled Lagos state money into his private pause.

Why are you guys so hypocritical and demonic?

Everybody go d shout tinubu stole Lagos money and channeled it into his private pocket?
How?
Them tell una dull brains say taxes collected in Lagos Dey go to the man account?
Or them tell you say the money wey Union Dey make Dey go to him personal accounts?
Abi na the one wey brt Dey make Dey go to his personal accounts?
Why so much hate on this man and lagosians?
I wish them even give una Biafra make una Dey go sef.
I’m sure the south south wouldn’t want to do anything with you lots coz una Dey eye that region.
Why you igbo people are so Mumu like this? If una continue with this mentality, una slavery just Dey start o. No wonder una Dey kill
Una selves for una land.

anonymous1759:
If we continue like this politician will keep using political platform to perpetuate evil and decamp . If we start attacking them directly they won’t use party As cover up.

like sometimes I feel ashamed of some of my Nigerian brothers/sisters. The way they think is very shallow. Fashola is a good man, he was apc, seyi Makonde was a good man, he was pdp. Party doesn’t define leaders, it’s personality.
Even this their so called Mr Obi used to be a pdp member, even contested for as a VP on the platform 4 years ago.
He only decamped to Labor party last year’s may and now people started deeming him as the messiah they’ve long been waiting for.
I pity Nigerians. If Mr obi wins, nigeria will be in abject poverty coz this man won’t want to steal public funds tho but will rather seize them, use them to earn interest and release those funds the day he’s leaving office.
People in Anambra knows this but tribalism have eaten deep into them

Zeezenho:
Wetin concern MNK with inec mugu.i repeat he is far more intelligent than the terrorist and pedophile Muhammad your god.

You’re really stupid for this statement of yours.
Muslims never attributed Muhammad to a god status. We have always emphasized it that he’s a messenger of the Almighty God.
You feel the Muslims are dense the way you Christian lots are? Who dare call someone born from a filthy Pussy as being divine? A human Just like you as God?
To the worse even don’t know exactly which is your god between Jesus, God himself or the Holy Spirit.
Shame on you Mo’fucker! After the election go and shade your wheelbarrow and resume selling your oraimo cords and tecno cases coz tomorrow is Sunday, your revered yahoo pastors are waiting to cash out from the peanuts you make under the hot sun

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20m!!! Invest it in a tech company that deals with advert, payment and customer relationship management and save yourself lots of headaches concerning physical commodities business in Nigeria.

kroger:
I sent you a DM

Sorry for my super late reply. I seldom grace this platform, been busy implementing web3 libraries with the above mentioned web app.
I couldn’t see any message in my Nairaland inbox, kindly email me here sholareal@icloud.com
Thanks

NevetsIbot:
Good day everyone... I am in a seriously confused state like this. Aside from my normal work which is being a freelance traditional and digital artist. I feel the need to add another stream of income or two to further pool in more funds so I can get a little bit more comfortable financially instead of sitting on edge every month.

Summary is, I'm a final year student and in my mid 20's. So, I can't be too sure about staying in a particular location until during or after my NYSC program.. that's if ASUU decides to let me run my last semester in school soon. So whatever business idea I'll be getting can't be something that will require me to be there always... I can frequent the place from time to time to do records and all though.

My budget is 1million naira but if a good business idea needs more, I can push it to about 1.5million at most.

I would have decided to buy a small presentable car for bolt or Uber but I don't really go about town to even know layouts of town... Plus, I can't give it the time necessary as I spend most of my time completing art commissions.

I am aslo thinking of a soft bar where barbecue,shawarma,Asun and all sorts will be prepared.. more like a cool spot where people just come to flex, have dates or chill, eat, drink and listen to good music.

I'm just lost but I really want to start a business or two. It doesn't have to be about passion, I'm already passionate about my art. I just need more streams of income.

So please, I'm very open to any suggestions and I'll very much appreciate every suggestion

Cc Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44,

Are you in Lagos?

debossng:
Please shoot me a mail at peewaisavvy@gmail.com let's discuss your project. Thanks

Good morning. I’ve sent an email to you. Kindly check sir.

steryj:
Guys abeg what business can one do with 500k that will yield an impressive profit most especially in a short time? Thanks.

Actually I’m not here to point out the kind of business to invest such amount of money on, but instead, to share an opportunity with you.

I’m a web and blockchain developer working on a project with 3 of my other friends who are also web devs.
We are working on a software, a web app rather, that will provide an escrow for people who are looking to buy/sell any item or service both physical or digital.
It’s more complex than just a digital escrow. It’s more or less a payment platform and an online marketplace.
The platform will re-introduce marketplace to African people in a way they can only dream of.
If you’d partner with us, by pooling resources, to secure equity in this upcoming internet software company, it will yield more than your expectations as the market we target has an open market opportunity value of $400m.
With proper marketing and scaling, we will control a much larger part of this market within the course of 3 years.