cornflakes - yamflakes
golden morn - silver night

why did the boy carry a ladder to watch t.v?
ANSWER: It was HI-TV

another one

barbecue - A Que of barbers

9-11:

I'm laughing because its not near funny and its in the jokes section.

This is funnier than d joke

WARNING,
KEEP ALL PRECIOUS ITEMS AND SHARP OBJECTS AWAY THE DRYNESS OF THIS WILL MAKE YOU VEX


Let the droking begin

Wats d time - Wats d curry

Guy How far , Reply: 5 inches far or get a tape rule, so i can measure how far

wats up , Reply: Wats down, or the sky(if outside) or the ceiling(if inside)

Are you serious? , Reply: No i'm drious

mama G - Dada H

Mosquito - Mos'padlock'finger

eldee - em'ee

Gorilla - Come'rill'him

Hennessey - Cock'e'look

A kidnapper is a kid that likes napping

Independence - Out'e'biro'dence

First Bank, where is last bank

Congratulation - Maize'g'ta'3'lation

MTN - M'COFEE'N

Internet - Outer'bars

Kaduna - Bus'do'na

naija - 9 dey jaaa

ABC Transport , Where is xyz Transport

Niaraland.com - KoboRiver.go

tosin - Fingers'out

investigate - Out'ves'coffee'door

etisalat - e'coffee'coleslaw



There Are tons of them, about 853 that my class wrote in a book but, the book is missing so this r some i can remember nd dat i formed

martinosi:

This post shows the Level of Ignorance regarding IT
in Nigeria and on General awareness of things happenning in the
world in General.

Thats just like saying should i learn how to
develop roads first or learn how to drive a  car !!! lol!!!
Or which comes first the Chicken or the Egg lol!!!

Poster please dont take offense, it just a shame!!!

ITS SOFTWARE 1ST PEOPLE LOL!!!

This is basically lack of reasoning, i said which do you prefer to participate in/ take in as a profession and not which comes first
Now to your level, , i'm saying which is more interesting in driving a car and developing a road

^^^^ pls pack your self to joke section your wackk,dry,chai
i dont know if to cry or laugh for you

Farriel:

@Dizzy, haven't uploaded the page yet. Still being worked on. You were quick to spot that.

aight, nd i went through all the pages

Copyright 2011, you must be a joker or just ,

Omase ohhh

fresh site  , but the "what it takes to ride with us" link under "riders corner" doesn't work, check it out

Which out of the two do you prefer and why ?
Please vote

smf mods has it just search the mods for "p.m" and "thanks"

the best is not to force the child leave them alone to write the way they want if, you start teaching/forcing them another way they will get confused and wont want to write or use any, and someone told me it affects their brain

chai i reserve my comments

^^^^ second that,

i can do this with 12k  and that 10k is for sms reseller, 2k for hosting and the forum is free,  again

sir-p2007:

IT seems most of us in naija believe in fraud no wonder our political office holders loot without feeling guilty because they think the money does not belong to anybody.We have a long way to go lord help us.Does it mean we must take what belong to somebody else even if that person is crocked?must u in any circumstance take what does not belong to u(no matter hw u look at it,its stealing QED)where is our sense of honesty?is it because of poverty or what?dont we have d fear of God any more?lets assume it was fraudulent transfer gone bad can 2 wrong make 1 right?
Fellow nairalanders;ILL GOOTEN WEALTH WILL NEVER GIVE U FULFILMENT,GO AND ASK THOSE LOOTING OUR TREASURY.(meditate on this verses;prov 13v11,prov 13v22, prov 20v17)
If i were to be in authority l will give this chap national honour.

I also maintain that is not fraud but error
jot01;am nt saying that d money didnt enter d guys acct,but was wrongly posted,either system error or human error,but i believe its system hence d reversal.
madejibo;each bank have dr & cr limit for each staff, tis is exactly why l said its system error.no one will post such amount into any account without the entire bank knowing.

See guy no vex me ohh, if na you you no go use small of the money baa,
in fact waka there, , "HISS, "
error or no error, if na my account the thing land, na my money automatically, make dem come arrest me.
is like you think say dem write 9millas for the topic , make i tell you now na 9 billas, taking atleast 1billas is legit and o.k to me so , F. OFF

this tread is old but @ the topic, its kinda cool

polytechnic guy    
if na me i go withdraw at least 10mills that day den if i remember(na conscience go make me remember) , i go ask the bank,  if i no remember, yay but when efcc come(if), i go say i meet money there and i use am bcause i no expect make such mistake dey happen for naija,
  In fact they no go find me, as i withdraw 10mills dat day, na lau lau the money dey go the next day (abi 2 days after) if the remaining cash no dey my account again, yankee visa,flight,e.t.c go dey cheap and fast for me when money dey talk and i don go be dat, awon paddy me, sorry we go see someday  

well i hope one of his slangs/whatever will come with the phone
i.e "no long thing" meaning "no antenna"

my concern isn't with enom its just domain registrar, so in other words you offer a free domain registrar account with the reseller account ?

And the funny thing is that they dont tell you,all they say with their ebook guide is register domain, purchase reseller host and run yuor business, nothing like control panels, enoms, e.t.c

before i was like ; when you sum up the monthly bills of foreign resellers with annually bills of nigerians, we are cheaper, but they offer whmcs, ads credit, enom, e.t.c i mean how do they expect those of us that actually chose them because we are afraid of online transactions to eventually end up paying for something online and overall cost is double foreign hosts ??

i reserve further comments about nigerian hosts

i was going through some hosting billing/support softwares (since no nigerian reseller offers whmcs) and found out the domain registras tab, now i want to know, webhosting resellers do you offer the enom or any domain registra or we do this ourselves ?

and just in addition is there any nigerian webhost reseller with whmcs allong

D.C Please you haven't replied to my post and mail

From the features it seems to have all that is needed in web development, but can it be useful for a newbie

http://bluefish.openoffice.nl/index.html

php is the next tutorial,so i will meet it there
and in addition please see
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-504506.0.html