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deor03: A friend saw this over the weekend

manck: https://www.habitants.org/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/media/images/one_of_the_de-roofed_buildings_in_njemanze_street_port_harcourt_nigeria_november_2009/696486-1-ita-IT/one_of_the_de-roofed_buildings_in_njemanze_street_port_harcourt_nigeria_november_2009.jpg

Guykhena: So our president is a member of the Mafia group?good to know

Guykhena: Fedora hat on top suit
Our president got a 'good' fashion sense sha.

Legaycey: *THIS JUST HAPPENED AT SENATOR OMISORE'S RESIDENCE* [Omisore punching calculator and writing on his note pad. Then the
phone rings]
OMISORE: Hello! Who is this?
GEJ: It's me your President. Sorry about the loss ehn...This APC rascals
are stubborn ooo.
OMISORE: Ha, my president, na so we see am ooo. In fact, that yeye Raufu get juju.
[Continues punching calculator loudly]
GEJ: Iyiola, what is that sound I'm hearing?
OMISORE: I'm calculating sir.
GEJ: Calculating what?
OMISORE: All the money that I've lost on this election sir. Ha, owo wo igbo ooo. With all the bags of rice, salt and gallons of kerosene.
GEJ: My friend stop that! Afterall, it is not really ur money.
OMISORE: [Speaking in agony] What do I do about this 1,000 bottles of
champagne now!
GEJ: 1,000 bottles of what! Do you plan to open a bar?
OMISORE: No sir! I planned to use it for celebration when they declare me as winner ni. Ha! Mo gbe ooo.
GEJ: Stop that my friend! It is a blessing in disguise!
OMISORE: Blessing how! You know I'm not from the royal family and
the Ooni of Ife has no plans to die now. So being king is not an option.
GEJ: I am making you an ambassador. A very special, very powerful and
very dignified ambassador. OMISORE: [Quickly drops calculator] Ambassador to where sir?
GEJ: To Liberia. You will have 3 private jets, 4 large mansions, fleets of
cars, several foreign accounts...
OMISORE: Ehnnnn!!!!
GEJ: Forget what you're thinking. You're a man nw... We shall provide
you with golden gloves, diamond nose pads, extreme security... [Omisore faints on the other end of the line]
GEJ: Hello! Hello!! Hello!!! Chai! Network ehn...

Bunsky: Rip,what a tragedy.But y did he took a bike?

Katier00: It is allow, express yourself and enjoy ur life, today is yours but tomorrow may not be yours, work hard n just do your best

LesbianBoy: Lol.....i thought i was the only one that has thought about this! Btw, i believe its not just american female celebrities, Nigerian female celebrities too! Something tells me their husbands don't enjoy them when its comes to sex especially omotola jalade and ini edo

pistol: Mr president,
Carry go...
Nothing do you.
Your enemies and detractors will come in seven ways but flee in seven thousand directions.
Be rest assured that Nigerian masses are solidly behind you.
Have we had it so good before?
Was it the yar adua era with his meaning less seven point agenda and no clear cut direction....queues in filling stations courtesy of lukman his petroleum minister.
Then mediocrity was celebrated.
Was it obj's era of do and die politics,
Where he connived with the uba brothers to abduct a sitting governor.....
And mind you heaven did not fall down then.
Now we are in a new era....
No long queue in filling stations
The rail systems are gradually returning back
Steady improvement in the power sector
One can just perceive that change anywhere you go..
All these haters,devils advocate,enemies of progress can all go and drown in the atlantic ocean.
GEJ TILL 2019.

Ishsoph: STFU and stop smarting like u are any better than the guy u are advising. How could u write that non.sense and expect a pat in the back. That remote and distance cause gibberish is laughable at best when analytical thinkers swoop on the case. Imagine u talking like the fight is inevitable & justified cos 5 members were trying to scuttle the leadership of the house. Like seriously? Apart from following the constitution to resolve the matter like a lawmaker should it also mean u endorse violence as a means of settling misunderstanding among adults? Pls stop this show of shame of quoting every1 wit brain capable of reasoning on this thread and learn in silence.

kaeto: the only true renown cult touts are, chibuike amaechi, he reps vikings confra, and wole soyinka who founded and reps pirates. Both cult groups has claimed the life of so many nigerian students. God help us .

GoodSamaritan: Fellow Nigerians, pls relax. Don't panic. I live in Abeokuta. My company is very close to Obasanjo's house at Ita-eko. There is something I know about OBJ that most of you don't know.

OBJ never forgives!

Therefore, those thinking GEJ will bride his way to change OBJ's mind are kidding. Remember Atiku visited him before 2011 election to beg for forgiveness. OBJ claimed to forgive him, but still dealt with him.

My advice for GEJ is to start packing his loads from Aso Rock. Period!