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Politics / Re: Nigerian Policeman Spotted Repairing His Gun At A Welder's Workshop. Photos by DjAndroid: 5:35am On Nov 19, 2017
In my office (a federal government establishment), we have contributed our personal money so many times to buy computer printers, diesel, paint, light bulbs, generator repairs etc.

All because after so many times of requesting for these items, no one will answer you.

Just like the time Nairalanders were mocking NTA about a cellotaped microphone, you people don't know what theses organizations suffer especially under this administration.

My dear country Nigeria is dead.

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Autos / Re: Registered Lexus Rx330 2004 Location Ikeja Price 2.1m by DjAndroid: 9:19pm On Nov 18, 2017
Rx330. Modify
Music/Radio / Re: Getting Radio Airplay In Lagos by DjAndroid: 7:32pm On Nov 17, 2017
Only a father Christmas will play for you free of charge.

Most artistes are made popular by radio anchors and Djs. When these artistes make it, they forget who publicized their songs.

So radio anchors and Djs collect collect their share first, later if the artiste blow or no blow Na him sabi.
Phones / Re: Why're Telcos Converting Foreign Phone Numbers To 080 Without Users' Consent? by DjAndroid: 4:22pm On Nov 17, 2017
afoltundeseun:
what you're saying doesn't even make sense at all
he made sense and that is the answer to op's question. They convert the number to look like a local number so the call charge won't be too high for the caller. That is to say, the Nigerian network will see the incoming call as a local number, hence local call rate.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Post By Me That Will Burst Your Brain !!!! by DjAndroid: 6:39am On Nov 15, 2017
ossaichika:
grin grin grin
Good morning all


Lets play a game
Post a creative funny post that will make peoples day!
Lets go



*44 days remaining to go back
to the village for Xmas and explain why
you are still single* grin grin


All you guys mocking unmarried guys, I believe you people are not married yet. You don't know what is in stock for you about marriage. Wait till you are ready to get married and see how lucky you are.


The world is not a bed of roses.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Post By Me That Will Burst Your Brain !!!! by DjAndroid: 6:32am On Nov 15, 2017
All checked yet my brain no burst. More?
Politics / Re: China Donates Over N2billion To Rebuild Nigeria's North East by DjAndroid: 6:30am On Nov 15, 2017
Rebuilding northeast as if Wetin destroy am has been tackled.
Politics / Re: Amaechi And Wike Escorts Clash In Port Harcourt by DjAndroid: 1:20pm On Nov 14, 2017
genuine24:



it is still recent
it is stale on Nairaland. We discussed it 2 or 3 days ago here.
Politics / Re: Ortom Distributes Vehicles To Livestock Guards Over Anti Open Grazing Bill by DjAndroid: 8:57am On Nov 14, 2017
All the vehicles are innoson. Good one benue!
Politics / Re: Amaechi And Wike Escorts Clash In Port Harcourt by DjAndroid: 7:13am On Nov 14, 2017
How many days ago? Na now you dey hear am?
Autos / Re: Hyundai Unveils Locally Assembled Sonata by DjAndroid: 5:25pm On Nov 13, 2017
Beautiful


But where dem go fix the front number plate?

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Politics / Re: Pastor Who Used Human Beings To Do Foundation In Enugu Arrested (graphic Photos) by DjAndroid: 5:29pm On Nov 12, 2017
smulti:

post the link here or keep quiet
.
.
keep checking sir, the thread was opened in January 2016.

Fake news sir.

https://www.nairaland.com/2894810/three-dead-bodies-found-buried#42372668

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Politics / Re: Pastor Who Used Human Beings To Do Foundation In Enugu Arrested (graphic Photos) by DjAndroid: 5:20pm On Nov 12, 2017
smulti:

post the link here or keep quiet
.
.
check the date the thread was opened sir. 2016

https://www.nairaland.com/2941676/worse-than-boko-haram#43030154

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Politics / Re: Pastor Who Used Human Beings To Do Foundation In Enugu Arrested (graphic Photos) by DjAndroid: 5:08pm On Nov 12, 2017
Very very fake story. Those pictures circulated online 2 years ago and the man in handcuffs in the picture is not related to the picture of the dead.

Bloggers and fake news are inseparable.

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Religion / Re: Which Version Of The Christian Bible Is The Best? by DjAndroid: 4:52pm On Nov 12, 2017
mhizsuzzy:
The best is Good news bible.....

The only complete bible, others have some missing letter.........

A copy of it.......

Don't mind it's look it shows it has been read a lot; D

Get KJV, and Good news, open Luke 4 vs 8, compare what you see and come back and tell us.

Good news deceives.
Romance / Re: Intending Groom To Be Buried On His Wedding Day In Anambra State. Photos by DjAndroid: 12:01pm On Nov 10, 2017
Painful. What did he die of?

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Celebrities / Re: “You Are Now A Town Crier" Ruggedman Replies Blackface by DjAndroid: 6:23am On Nov 09, 2017
Kettle calling pot black. Two of them should look for a way to revive their dead careers first.

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Celebrities / Re: Tekno Replies Dammy Krane. Refers To Him As An 'It' by DjAndroid: 5:25pm On Nov 06, 2017
Tekno I know ,who is dammy krane?

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Politics / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo: "Enugu Local Government Election A Disgrace" by DjAndroid: 12:02pm On Nov 06, 2017
Nwodosis:
Enugu State is very clean and needs no broom!
even the ones wey get broom dirty pass except Lagos.
Car Talk / Re: Kia Rio 2007 by DjAndroid: 10:41am On Nov 03, 2017
OkwaIfugo:





Ok.
So thevcar is good right?
Doesn't give wahala?

My office bought it brandnew in 2008, the only problem since then is the AC which got bad and could not be fixed after many attempts.

According to our driver who has been using the car since then, it is very rugged and fuel efficient.
Car Talk / Re: Kia Rio 2007 by DjAndroid: 10:26am On Nov 03, 2017
OkwaIfugo:


Jeeze 70% of parts are plastic how?
Is the shock plastic too?

Pls explain for me Sir.
sorry. some body parts.
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 1997 Toyota Camry Manual © Available In Port Harcourt ® by DjAndroid: 7:53am On Nov 03, 2017
Mrtesso:



No sir, I don't mean that. The selling price is actually a lot less than that amount you stated. cheesy

But this is your price sir

Mrtesso:

✓Price is ¶= 680,000.

Is this not almost 700k?
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 1997 Toyota Camry Manual © Available In Port Harcourt ® by DjAndroid: 6:56am On Nov 03, 2017
So you mean almost 700k for a naija used 1996 car eh?
Car Talk / Re: Kia Rio 2007 by DjAndroid: 6:02am On Nov 03, 2017
Rugged, fuel efficient. 70% of parts are plastic
Autos / Re: Automatic Transmission Gear PEGUEOUT 406 @800K by DjAndroid: 9:17pm On Nov 02, 2017
ladyjblinks:
750k last

750k for an upgraded D8? Well done ma.
Education / Re: 7 Strange Religions Around The World (Photos) by DjAndroid: 7:09pm On Nov 02, 2017
Op you forgot to add that rastafarians believe that emperor Halle Sellasie of Ethiopia should be worshiped.
Crime / Re: Hahaha�: Drug Dealer Caught Hiding Under A Big Round Bucket (photos) by DjAndroid: 6:05am On Nov 02, 2017
Very dumb, daft, uncalculated, naive and unsophisticated olodo.
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Welcomes Tekno To "Jeep Owners Club" (Photos) by DjAndroid: 5:23pm On Nov 01, 2017
Namdeenero:
"Wellcome"
I think say na only me see that thing
Politics / Re: Anambra Poll: Why Obiano Is Afraid Of Dr Nwoye, APGA Voyage Of Illusion ( Photo) by DjAndroid: 9:16am On Nov 01, 2017
Osyabj:


Did you read the expert analysis or are you just lazy?

The die is cast.

The next governor of Anambra is Dr Tony Okechukwu Nwoye

The one that can't speak good English?

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NYSC / Re: Construction Of Directional Bill Board By A Corp Member In Daura L. G. A Katsina by DjAndroid: 7:04am On Nov 01, 2017
Well done corper. This is a massive project!

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