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Health / Re: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by DjAndroid: 10:12am On Sep 08, 2017
Without antenatal. That's to uphold the fact that our wisdom is foolishness unto God.

She gave birth to a bouncing baby even without antenatal care.

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Politics / Re: Why Obiano's Reelection Won't Work. by DjAndroid: 9:38am On Sep 08, 2017
Na una sabi.
Politics / Re: US VP Visit To Flood Victims Vs Nigeria VP. Nigerians Una Mumu Never Start. by DjAndroid: 9:15am On Sep 08, 2017
Like this also

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Politics / Re: Yorubas Will Loose, If Nigeria Is Restructured by DjAndroid: 9:04am On Sep 08, 2017
It is lose not loose.

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Celebrities / Re: This Is How i will Shut Down Lagos On Saturday-bobrisky Revealed by DjAndroid: 8:54am On Sep 08, 2017
You are like a football in the hands of Satan.
Politics / Re: 1000 Arewa Youths Dumps APC, Joins PDP In Uvwie by DjAndroid: 8:41am On Sep 08, 2017
They counted themselves till they reached 1000, then they defected. grin grin grin

One day, blogging go end, another thing go start afterall nothing lasts forever.
Phones / Re: Jollific8 With GLO With The New Tariff Plan That Gives You 800% Value Of Your Re by DjAndroid: 5:47am On Sep 08, 2017
You mean 800% frustration with disgusting services?

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TV/Movies / Re: Ltv 8 Debuts Two-hour Non-stop Cinema by DjAndroid: 5:34am On Sep 08, 2017
What revenue will this initiative attract to the station if there will be no sponsors?
Education / Re: Did You Know ???? by DjAndroid: 5:12am On Sep 08, 2017
1. His hands may be tied as to settling the agitations of the doctors since he is answerable to an Oga at the top. I'm a federal civil servant, I know what my office has suffered since this administration came on board. For example, when a desktop printer gets bad and needs replacement, the office has the money to buy a new one but has no authority. You may write for 1year for the printer to be replaced yet your request will be ignored.

2. He may hold the belief that "its a bad habit to be talking while eating" he can insensitive to the plight of the people in his Constituency (doctors)
Car Talk / Re: France To Ban All Petrol And Diesel Vehicles And Every Oil Products By 2040 by DjAndroid: 7:16am On Sep 07, 2017
2040 is too far. Make dem ban am next year so that all those cars go land naija, make price fall

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Autos / Re: Faulty Chevorolet Truck For Sale At Just 420k, Call 07062764235 by DjAndroid: 6:53am On Sep 05, 2017
This is a van not truck.
Car Talk / Re: Sex In The Car And Its Consequences by DjAndroid: 10:32pm On Sep 04, 2017
obekediamondfuto:


y, u don't want him to achieve ftc?

haba
FTC is for Nairaland kiddies league.
Car Talk / Re: Sex In The Car And Its Consequences by DjAndroid: 10:25pm On Sep 04, 2017
nurey:
I dedicate this FTC
even you of all people. I'm disappointed.
Crime / Re: Cyriacus Onunkwo, Catholic Priest's Corpse Found In A Bush In Imo. Graphic Photo by DjAndroid: 8:38am On Sep 04, 2017
Sacrilege
Crime / Re: SHOCKING: Demon Specialised In Raping Villagers Captured Life. (pics) by DjAndroid: 8:35am On Sep 04, 2017
This rubbish made Frontpage last week. That's a masquerade.

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Sports / Re: Pictures Of Ahmadou Ahidjo Stadium Cameroon Where Super Eagles Will Play Against by DjAndroid: 8:24am On Sep 04, 2017
Na so
Science/Technology / Re: NigComSat-1, Nigeria's Satellite In The Orbit: What Is The Situation Now? by DjAndroid: 8:12am On Sep 04, 2017
Rossikki:


You are a stupid, lying pig. Your father forgot to ''charge batteries''. Illiterate dummy.

you kept insulting everyone yet you didn't say anything to the condition of the satellites. Maturity is a virtue.
Car Talk / Re: Five Habits That Can Destroy Your Car by DjAndroid: 7:59am On Sep 04, 2017
That check engine thing is overrated. One of my guys bought a naija used 1999 Honda baby boy in 2007,the check engine light was showing when he bought the car. Till today 2017 the car is still moving fine with that light still showing.
Politics / Re: BUHARI Orders Takeover Of Airspace From Ghana For 1st Time In 70 Years (2015News by DjAndroid: 3:40am On Sep 04, 2017
modelmike7:
My President Is working.

Congratulations to una

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Australian Government Award Scholarships For 1000 African Students by DjAndroid: 12:35am On Sep 04, 2017
Let me apply sharpaly. Thanks Op.
Religion / Re: Landlady Holds Special Thanksgiving For Her Tenants Who Put To Bed. by DjAndroid: 11:28am On Sep 03, 2017
soberdrunk:
When you get better tenants way dey pay rent on time, not like some demonic tenants way go owe 6months rent still dey buy new AC..... angry

E bi like dem don show you pepper.
Some tenants can be funny sha. But my landlord Na something else, Na only when rent expire him dey remember say e get house. I dey wait for am this December.

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Religion / Landlady Holds Special Thanksgiving For Her Tenants Who Put To Bed. by DjAndroid: 11:23am On Sep 03, 2017
In my church today, A woman who is a landlady came for special Thanksgiving on behalf of 4 of her tenants who put to bed recently. People were surprised by this gesture.



I personally began to imagine the kind of relationship this woman has with her tenants.

It can only take responsible tenants and responsible landlord/landlady to be in such a good relationship.


Lalasticlala, What is your relationship with your landlord/landlady like?

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Travel / Re: Ignore by DjAndroid: 3:24am On Sep 03, 2017
Busted!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri's Political Take On Nigeria-Cameroon Match by DjAndroid: 6:49am On Sep 02, 2017
Lalasticlala this is a front page material!
Romance / Re: Does Love Dies? by DjAndroid: 11:30am On Aug 31, 2017
teletuby:
wether the OP is a christian or not that is a prophesy that fortold the future. And prophesy is inevitable, it will come. Don't you see the lawlessness of people these days had worsen? Is that not because of the love of many has cooled off?

I'm not arguing with you. How will you explain this to someone who is not a Christian, someone who doesn't know the Bible or read it.
Properties / Re: ONE ROOM in FLAT For RENT @ ONITSHA HOUSING ESTATE by DjAndroid: 7:14am On Aug 31, 2017
150k for a room with shared toilet, and the entire flat is how much sir?
Romance / Re: Does Love Dies? by DjAndroid: 7:10am On Aug 31, 2017
teletuby:
The scriptures says that for in the last days the love of many will cool off.
that is if the OP is a Christian.
Education / Re: 20 Courses You Can Study Without Mathematics In Nigerian Universities by DjAndroid: 12:00am On Aug 31, 2017
Ok
Politics / Re: Anambra PDP Primaries: We Were Threatened - Umahi by DjAndroid: 1:58pm On Aug 30, 2017
PDP no dey ever learn.





I'm not APC.

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Religion / Re: Americans Forced Joel Osteen To Open His Church After Heavy Criticism by DjAndroid: 7:11am On Aug 29, 2017
Who am I to judge him? Let him and God settle.

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