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I no blame dem. Na their forefathers I blame.

Chine12:
BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON
HOSPITAL
Dear Naijerians
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you
fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam
not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will
just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival
na. I was at za foint of death when I
heard that za whole kwuontry is
jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I
will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said
that Christians should kee my cows and
my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that
afostle that ip anything hafens to my
cows, I will pinish him o. Por those of you saying that ayam not
pighting kwaraption because I cleared
Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu
and Babachir of kwaraption like a
clearing agent, I want to tell you
something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so
ip I declare all my forlitical prends
kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam
kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam
not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my
farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful
cannot be pound in my farty or
guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za
National Assembly that ayam not coming
back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they
should allow His Seselency, Za Pice
Fresident op za pedral lipublik of
Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to
kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending
when ayam back. Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe
in my guberment, Isha Allah change will
begin with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage
a frotest against my guberment, all I can
say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
©2017

this thrash never tire you?

Everyone dey talk him mind, blackface talk him own. But him for no involve 2face

550k cash!

How does it work?

But this is not different from what we knew

You have not said anything yet.

No be we vote in these vagabonds? Na patience we go get till next election.

Good one.

Two of them a same but context may change their usage.

That's what I understood in your write-up.

On point

E don start again?

Pre-wedding fotos and they are couple already? Una try

durubrian:
Oga, Abeg o, no vex.... Go answer DSS..



I'm a Christian and I'm totally against the killings, but what this 'man' did is wrong... Mr Suleiman, Christianity is totally against violence.... #weAreNotBokoHaram #WeAreNotFulaniHerdsmen

Bros do you remember that Jesus cleared the temple when people used it as a market place?

How To Safe Your Self On New US Policy

How to safe yourself abi? Correct!

It is not Breaking anything, this has been on the front page since 7am today.

Go to your preferred school to make enquiry

Ooni:
Fear of Trump

Barrow himself is a muslim

1.7 what? Tokumbo na how much Abeg?

I sold my C200 for 650k

https://www.nairaland.com/3550355/neatly-used-mercedes-c-compressor

Tazmode:
Secession....... If you conduct a poll on the decision to secede, you may find out that not all the "Californians" signed up for the "Calexit".

this is it

kondoAlata:
U got it wrong! The app will log the screenshot notification (wether online or offline) and will be sent once network is restored.

Not so bro, it doesn't log anything. If you don't want someone to know you read his message, go offline, read the message and delete before going online. It will never show the blue ticks to the sender that you have read the message. WhatsApp does not log anything.

Apart from prayer, your needs re-orientation. Look for another way to spend your leisure. Explore other positive areas you have interest, they will divert your mind from thinking sex all the time.

Even if this new screenshot notification is not optional, one can go offline, take a screenshot and viola. Whatsapp chop winsh? dem dey crase.

FreeGlobe:
Only Nigeria's unity is not negotiable all through the world

I wonder ooo

I found out more on twitter.

Patoranking feel say him dey speak Jamaican Patois, him don reach Jamaica see original Patois come shut up. Him no even fit yarn anything where Jamaicans dey.

Meanwhile, Na Sizla kalonji I dey see there ooo! Booyaka! Bless up Kalonji!

Shebi the vacation go end.

Yes the lie was bursted since yesterday here.

Immorttal:
yes, its disjointed because i didn't have enough time to polish it well, sorry for that.

And you expect people to read and understand?

Immorttal:
thats because you didn't read it.

OK sir. I didn't read the 2 lines you wrote up there abi? Well done.


That piece ^^^^^Is very disjointed.

Op, it's too early to take weed. I don't understand anything here.

But that camry is not a 2015 model.