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killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

F**K YOU MAN

Yu are so right but F**K you none the less

LOL, i am still singl e by the way , and i am loving and hating it nonetheless

DrProf:
A lot of people say that FIFA 12 is the best FIFA ever but I have played both 12 & 14 and there is something that is lacking in 12 that is present in 14 that would have made 12 really the best ever, and that is the runs that players make in 14. This runs are very crucial in making intelligent plays. I feel 14 is the best game ever. The OP-ed crosses and headers could be marked if you are good at defending. The only fault I hate about 14 is the collision of players that leads to fouls, the other faults were patched earlier this year. You can't play an unpatched version of a game and rank it with the patched versions of other games. The completely patched up FIFA 14 is the best ever FIFA. I just don't like the interface of the fIfa 15 and a host of other problems that might not be patched completely till next year. I love 14 to pieces so will be skipping 15 as I believe that some mistakes on 15 can't be resolved with just a patch.

Dude don't get hung on FIFA 14, for some crazy reason, FIFA 13 trade store seems busy and messes up acquiring contracts, players and all in ultimate team mode, not to talk of expired auctions being idle for days... That's on Ps3 though, suspect it's EA's way of frustrating us misers to upgrade to the newer versions lol

DrProf:
You are a true champion. What about online seasons. I feel the online seasons is harder than the ultimate team cos you get to play with real stats of players. I won the division 1 title in online seasons.

Well, I started with online seasons and used real Madrid to climb up, I am majorly Madrid or Bayern on FIFA, switch to Bayern to have a better defense.

Ultimate team is better, cos you can build a dynamic squad to replace the weak areas in your team, and it gets tougher as you get into the higher divisions.

Season is cool but its boring most times, cos ur opponents are always barca, Madrid or Bayern...

Try ultimate mode, patiently acquire your team and go up the ranks.

Playing with computer is for sissies, purchase swift or smile network 4G, and start playing online...

And for all dos complaining about conceding while after your opponents passed, it has happened to me before and I also score against my opponents, funny thing is I never saw it as a glitch, no sense complaining any time you concede under pressure and blaming the game as a whole

#TeamFIFA

tomii:
how and where did u order fifa 15 from, cos the ones in nigeria arent ultimate team

It's on amazon, someone will help bring in two week's time, hence my patiently waiting

Just ordered Fifa 15 ultimate team edition for the PS3, should get it in two weeks time , can't wait.

by the way who is interested in a used FIFA 13 for PS3, Holla within!!.

was a boss on PES till i decided to try something different called FIFA and i have never looked backed.

Ultimate team mode online is the ish, i even won the division 1 trophy once,

#TEAMFIFA !!!

@OP, sorry bro, but you really have been used. All I would say is if the money really is pinching you, try to get the phone back.

I personally won't take the phone back if I were in your shoes, but I also would never go out of my way to buy such gifts for a girlfriend, unless we are really into each other ( I know her folks, siblings and she knows my family too).

You can use it as a lesson, so every month you pay the bills, you wake up and wise up, such lesson you are learning at this age has been learnt by most guys while in university others earlier.

She had the other guy on the side bro, girls don't jump wagons that easy unless you are dating a bitch who is just after a nigger with cheddah.

From your post, even coming here to ask such questions, I take it you are quite soft and may not have the balls to even get your phone back. Take it as a challenge, I dare you to get that phone back and give the house some great story about how you pulled it off.... If not same old sad boring story..

Sex,sex, sex...

Sighs... The forbidden apple that we all eat and claim not to have eaten.

@OP , @ house ... Seriously thinking and this question is open to all, how long can a "serious " adult relationship last without sex??

Mind buggles.....

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Why don't you save the money and add more to it over time, unless you are willing to throw that sum of money away by buying a bad car. From the various posts of 'Naija used vehicles for sale' containing those models you requested for. That sum would only buy you a 'head ache' car

Very cool thread! Classical nairaland style with all the bashings and yabs!! Ok back to the matter @ hand.

The responsibility of a BF to me is to do all what it takes to remain a BF or progress to the hubby status (whichever the guy pleases to achieve).

We can go on and on about how wrong it is to give money to your GF, and all that crap (I am totally in support of cashless lagos by the way maybe babes shud be carrying POS about ) but being in a relationship no be byforce, there are lots of single and willing males and females out there. I can't count the number of times I have given stuff: cash and giftwise (though it isn't that much if I must confess) to past girlfriends and even platonic friends, cause I wasn't forced into giving, some were voluntary others demanded. As a guy if you DON'T EARN MUCH it does get to one when the babe dey too demanding. I don't see any sense in buying my babe a bb Z10 if I am gonna bitch about it to thy kingdom come, likewise single handedly send my GF to university and pay skul fees and blah blah. Life is so beautiful that if you don't do it someone else would. So why complain?? Na different fish dey market wey you carry eye go dey buy stock fish!! It's not a must to go for a high maintenance babe if you can't go through the drills for her.

The society isn't perfect, never was and most likely wouldn't. So let's keep fallin Mugu @ guys dropping something for punny and @ babes dropping something for L-word. It's all the same . Like a friend once said once you find the MuMu button you are in control!!

Men , this thread was the SH*T!!!!!!

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I concur StanbicIBTC Bank is quite good, i even have two accounts with them

OP has a point though, cos "most' girls i have met are the demanding type, (it boils down to the beautiful and broke ones )

@OP the answer is simple you know, tell them you don't have the MAGA money (as you termed it)... Na the surest way to test the love you and your babe get, i bet you don't want to tamper your unlimited access to the "Reverred moist cave"

I only saw 3 minutes of the video on youtube and i am so not myself...

you don't want to see the video... really disturbing

People are heartless...

God help us all

plz send the video to dejiz@yahoo.co.uk.
thnks

oga, it still dey open?? lol

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like 190 said,

@OP

men i dey feel your pain small but you no suppose vex wiv the babe at all

you must realize say the babe don dey kerewa before she even meet you

and you don give the babe serious posting ( marraige date - on a lontin)

so you now expect her to stick wiv u, then she will have to start sneaking around cheating on you

just becos your love terms has no combing agreement,

its better you ar heartbroken (i think you are because you no wan love again - very silly idea sha)

now than to be heartbroken when you find her cheating on you,

hopefully innoson motors will be taken seriously by real NIGERIANS, his efforts are really commendable, irregardless of what some unenlightened NLers think

the guy is a feakin maniac!! real barbaric actions

he should be chained to a chair and his balls electrocuted every 5 mins for twenty years!! pity they will jst shoot him in some bush and dispose of his body,