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Monzuur: lmfao.......joke abi?

So we don't have fake pastors again?lol

OCTAVO: Joke I guess...

Pastor no dey get girlfriend? No be human being?lol

Mynd_44: Everyone has a diff defination

The question is, what's your idea of a good relationship and you just answered it halfway, Nigerians eh. "what is law? Law has no generally accepted definition, full stop. Lmao.

Good communication, friendship, trust, great s ex

In a secret relationship.

April 9th.

I call her "Mummy".

Chanchit: Mine was around 30mins. It was a betting between me n my friends, the deal was to collect the girl's number. The girls really tried cos' I had to press hard, we even went past my bus stop with my guys still following to protect their investment. To cut the long story short, I got the number, crossed over to my guys, collect my money then delete the number.

Nice thread title, lame intro. That's no relationship bro.

My shortest relationship lasted for two years. The one am in now is just two months and I'm planning to quit, I guess that would be the new record.

Not only oldies and married people. I went to church today and the sermon got boring, so I was tempted to log on to facebook to chat. I found my assistant pastor online and a convo ensued.
Me: Pastor, what are you doing?
Pastor: Nothing, brother..., I was just reminding some recalcitrant and obstinate whor'es to come to church"
Me: WTF!!!
Pastor: Brother....stop that please.

How did he know what WTF means?

I still love her a ss.

gree-die:
****excuse me lady, can i have your attention?*** shikena

Lol, does this work on you?

Mtchew!!! Bewildering desire for publicity. These so-called celebrities will do anything to remain on the limelight and center of focus. Who cares if she's heartbroken or not? Fake life.

I don't like her hat.

Becacia_Barbie: Hugging- depends
kissing-its a sin.

Do you mind showing me the type of hugging you mean? Lol

Dailynews was apt with his answers. The chief demerit is masturbation and i frankly feel the op is nt honest with that. To sum it up, abstinence is not a bad thing though provided you've gained sexual experience in the past or lest you'll have a screwed sexual life in your marriage like staying weeks without touching your wife.

If the ones you love doesn't love you back, then they're not the right ones for you. You gotta have a resolve that there's someone out there for you.

@topic, I don't care bout that one. There are numerous pivotal things to take note of.

@op, this your fantasy eh....So much obsession for police women. All police women are not the same so for your own good, wake up from your slumber.

Psychological warfare will do.

They should ask the girl again if the boy is truly the father of the baby. She may have slept with someone else sub rosa and incognito. Just wondering, all this weired stories are just disgusting and unusual.

I have tried some on that list, luckily they worked. Nice one op.

@op, 11. You're the devil.

My relationship is not built on money chiefly. She's comfortable as well as i am, so i'd say 15% circa.

Yawns! And goes back to sleep.

samilo88: This one come faceless network come dey brag with d lean change wey he get. Pray make Adenuga pikin no put eye for ur girl na dat time u go knw say dat money u tink u have na just recharge card moni for some pple..Na ur bragging types dey kneel down dey beg girls not to abandon them..rubbish.

Lmao! Bros u dey vex o.

byvan: Why struggle for one and may be still lose,while you can find another?

how long will you continue getting another when a new rival resurface again? It's not easy getting another exp when you love the person.

nenergy: in addition just a tiny little "rivalry" is healthy,it keeps you in "shape".Hahahaha

you might die of jealousy.lmao

vinkolo: A relationship won by over zealous efforts end up collapsing. n any case as such dnt be afraid of losing, u can only lose when is not meant for u. and if u lose dnt regret losing yours will certainly come. their is no competition in destiny.

i love this response. Those who had lost before, i hope this comforts you.