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RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by djeezy(m): 7:21pm On Sep 26, 2014
obayaya: djeezy!!!

That was solemn!!!

So poetic smiley

Nice one bro
thanks bro. sarimah has turned me into a poet. Love can make u do wonderful things.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by djeezy(m): 7:10pm On Sep 26, 2014
Background playlist

××Playing August Alsina kissin on my tatoos in the background.××
...John Legend you & I(nobody in the world)......
......Frank ocean thinking about you...
Miley cyrus Adore you.




To my dearest Sarimah....

Sarimah I used to believe that love is the king of slavery,
But when I fell for you I realised expressing it was bravery.
I don't mind, I need you in my life more than he needed his family in ''12 years a slave''.
I've waited for this day to let my feelings out of the cave.

I was peeking at your posts the other day wondering how it all started,
I dont believe in magic but this was magical...
Couldn't believe that I could fall for posts and a picture, i saw it as mystical.

...but as time went on, you captivated my heart in a million ways that I cannot explain,
......... i swear Baby na you dey burst my brain!!!
You came pouring heavily and mizzling like the expected rain,
Now my feelings for you have grown like a grain of mustard seed, growing faster and larger than unwanted weed.
You unconsciously took me in a magical mystery ride,
Spinning my head around when your towering hips glide.

I know this is nairaland and you may say everything on nairaland ends in nairaland,
WE can create our own fantasy more real than disneyland.
There is never a time or place for true love.
It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
I won't hurt you nor allow you to live in torment.

My heart beats 10 times faster than the tick of the clock on my wall.
I want to sweep you off your feet and be the one to catch you when you fall.
Tick tock, tick tock goes my heartbeat when I see your mention,
I knew I was getting close to your heart when I got your attention.
When I fell for you my heart was on fire.
To be with you was my one and only desire.


Allow me to show you a love so untamed and so intense.
Allow me to show you a love so fresh and unique it breaks down your defense.
In your glamour and grandeur I gather a loving solace.
When you're mine never shall any girl bewitch me or neither take your place.
Only you can lift the burden in my soul,
Only you can fix my broken pieces and make me whole.

I will love you more each and every day,
Your so beautiful and perfect in every way,
I knew the moment I first saw your posts that there was something about you I needed.
Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just
YOU I wanted.


Words cannot describe what i feel for you,
.....trying to do so I ran out of words..
Even with the dictionary used by house of lords.
You are like a pill and pain killer I'd love to take.
I'd love to take an overdose just to get addicted to you,
I think about you daily like i've been enchanted by a love portion,
Your total package has turned into my concoction.
You're like a goddess, can I be your shrine?
.......and I'll cherish you, kiss your tender lips knowing you're mine.


I like the word 'affection' because it signifies something
habitual,
and we are yet to meet but I've felt something perpetual.
Each day I read your posts reminiscencing like we've had memories,
Imagine you in my arms singing and telling you stories.


Baby, I want to be the one to light up your world and put a smile on your face,
Hold you close to me, feeling your warmth embrace.
I want to make you feel loved and appreciated,
I want to be the reason you believe in love,
I know you dream of a man that will hold you.....cherish you......adore you....
I know such a dream is realistic only if you try......
And give a chance to a heart that truly cares,
Baby I don't want nobody but you...
I want our love to be fresher than the morning dew.
I give myself to you with all my heart
I'm yours for all of time.......
Your slave, your king, your anything
only say that you are mine
...........Pls say YES
............................. I LOVE YOU SARIMAH.

RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by djeezy(m): 7:05pm On Sep 26, 2014
Laplace12 hit ur symphony first.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by djeezy(m): 6:55pm On Sep 26, 2014
Dygeasy: Ayukdabossdrop your lines.


And while we are waiting for him and for Marieolae to go over her lines, Laplace12 and Djeezy should start getting ready.


I do hope Sarimah is around.
Aiight.
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You Feel?? by djeezy(m): 4:07pm On Sep 26, 2014
Speaking for myself. I've neva followed someone who didnt follow back. I dont follow much people, so i can keep track of them. For others i guess they unfollow or keep stalking.
RomanceRe: Can You Know A Virgin By Just Looking At Her? by djeezy(m): 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2014
I don't think you can. Appearance can be deceptive sometimes. Anything you say is based on guessing. However you may have an inkling by talking to her.
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Hit On You When Its Clear U Dont Like Them? by djeezy(m): 2:56pm On Sep 26, 2014
They don't want to give up easily i guess. As for me, i ask you out once and nothing positive, that would be the end.
RomanceRe: Is It A Crime To Be Handsome? by djeezy(m): 12:55pm On Sep 26, 2014
Op enjoy all the attention you can get.....But you're kind of handsome cannot trigger the stuffs you wrote above.hehe
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Fainted Because Of A Celebrity At A Party, What Will U Do? by djeezy(m): 12:47pm On Sep 26, 2014
mzchinny: are you sure? Anyway love ur new dp. U gotta be the sexiest here. Don't let that get to your head. I'm not tripping.
yeah right!
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Fainted Because Of A Celebrity At A Party, What Will U Do? by djeezy(m): 12:33pm On Sep 26, 2014
I will take her home.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by djeezy(m): 12:01pm On Sep 26, 2014
Sarimah: I dnt get it...4rm slot4 to slot2? Hw come?
I'm surprised too. Djgeasy what's the rationale behind this? We were initially in slot 4.
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 11:59am On Sep 26, 2014
obongproff: Am not a religious fanatic. But pls dont make such jokes with d holy spirit again...make sth no do you oh!
Ok sir.
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 9:28am On Sep 26, 2014
Tallesty1: B4 B4 but not anymore.

Seeing the way they suck d1ck these days.

Kissing now disgust me.
Haha hahaha hahaha, now that's hilarious.
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 9:10am On Sep 26, 2014
ronald4lif: Yea man, shows he's a lover of the kitten hehe
Hahaha. oga joe but repent na.
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 9:08am On Sep 26, 2014
Tallesty1: Kiss on a first datehuh No wayundecided
Why? don't you like it? most girls I've had a date with all wanted it from me. Crazy tho. But in life when you obey all d rules, u miss all d fun.
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 9:07am On Sep 26, 2014
Sarimah: rilly? 2day is gonna be funnnnn cheesy
Yes dear. Lemme goan buy a good broom to sweep you off your feet.
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 9:04am On Sep 26, 2014
ronald4lif: Its like you send mails a lot, keep seeing you reminding ladies to reply them. Goodluck with that sha
Guy free him jor. He's having fun. That clearly shows he's not gay.hehehe
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 9:02am On Sep 26, 2014
Sarimah: uhmmm..its cool but d guy should do it his way without following any step or procedure else he'll fumble big time
Yea. that's exactly my point. That's why I said as the holy spirit directs. By the way I'm gonna change my dp bcoz of u today.
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 8:50am On Sep 26, 2014
cooljoe: samiah nd djEezy, una gud morning o. I can c my matchmakin skills still be in order. Oga djeezy u don ready to charm nd uncharm fine gal Sarimah baa. Sarimah, y u no reply my mail na?
Oga Joe the match maker. How are you doing? I think Sarimah is an amazing girl.
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 8:48am On Sep 26, 2014
Sarimah: oh yeah..pastor djeezy grin
Hahaha. So what do you think about kissing on a first date?
RomanceRe: Gentlemen, Here Is How To Kiss A Woman On A First Date by djeezy(m): 8:37am On Sep 26, 2014
I don't need tips. I do as the holy spirit directs.
RomanceRe: Being Examined By Doctor Of The Opposite Sex by djeezy(m): 8:34am On Sep 26, 2014
Elnino4ladies: wow! Gud stuff, i graduated early dis year (biological sciences) waitin for service.
Thats great. Which school did you graduate from?
RomanceRe: Being Examined By Doctor Of The Opposite Sex by djeezy(m): 8:32am On Sep 26, 2014
claireshan: Did u get what I sent to you?
yes dear. I sent a request. ok lemme try again.
RomanceRe: Being Examined By Doctor Of The Opposite Sex by djeezy(m): 7:51am On Sep 26, 2014
Elnino4ladies: hahaha, they are doin gud. Ar u a dj by profesion?
hahaha. the ''d'' is silent. Final year law student.
RomanceRe: Being Examined By Doctor Of The Opposite Sex by djeezy(m): 7:40am On Sep 26, 2014
Elnino4ladies: lol it ws gr8t nd urs?
same here bro. How ur ladies?
RomanceRe: Being Examined By Doctor Of The Opposite Sex by djeezy(m): 7:31am On Sep 26, 2014
Elnino4ladies: lol.... u ar not serious. Btw gud mornin.
hahaha.....morning, how was ur night?
RomanceRe: Being Examined By Doctor Of The Opposite Sex by djeezy(m): 7:11am On Sep 26, 2014
Elnino4ladies: I hate female doctors attendin to me... I feel uncomfortable.
Hahaha. That's what I like. Expecially pretty young ones...I tend to seduce em in a mild way. I just love the look on their faces after that.
FamilyRe: by djeezy(m): 6:57am On Sep 26, 2014
...........and you couldn't cut long story short. Anyway will comment properly later.
RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Girls Are Wicked Chai!!! True Life Story by djeezy(m): 8:19pm On Sep 25, 2014
Ok first she's a tart.....Secondly 20k a month for maintenance, no comment.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Send Wrong Vibes? by djeezy(m): 8:14pm On Sep 25, 2014
Maybe she just wasn't in the mood. Maybe she saw you clearly this time. hehehehe Your appearance makes the first impression. According to research cute or rich guys get more positive signals and wooing audience.
RomanceRe: During Hug Who Benefit More,male Or Female? by djeezy(m): 7:26pm On Sep 25, 2014
Sarimah: aiite hun..


Prepare well grin
Thanks dear.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by djeezy(m): 6:38pm On Sep 25, 2014
claireshan: Same here just finished cooking tho

from anambra but stays in Delta state and you?
aww, what did u cook? I'm from ph, stay in ph. Are u a student?

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