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RomanceRe: I Feel Scared To Ask A Girl Out by djeezy(m): 10:00pm On Sep 04, 2014
Teenager? first love I guess. Probably given you low self exteem. Advice, concentrate on your studies, work hard, hang out with friends who value your true worth and get over her. When you're matured enough to go into relationships and handle whatever outcome, you will know.
RomanceRe: New Ways Gals Request For Airtime?? by djeezy(m): 9:52pm On Sep 04, 2014
Tell her to borrow credit from mtn.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Hyper Active On Nairaland by djeezy(m): 9:36pm On Sep 04, 2014
marieolae: I won't feel comfortable. But it depends on if he is trustworthy
okay, I get your point.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Hyper Active On Nairaland by djeezy(m): 9:18pm On Sep 04, 2014
marieolae: I won't allow my bf to join!
Why? @op Maybe she's just here for the info. Or is she Mrschimahuh consider yourself lucky, reduces her nagging. Just kidding.
RomanceRe: Application For The Queen Of This Section by djeezy(m): 9:08pm On Sep 04, 2014
The girl may actually make sense. Let's wait until she uploads her pix. She's got guts......A plus.
RomanceRe: Guys(ladies & gents) Stop Waisting Your Time by djeezy(m): 7:52pm On Sep 04, 2014
Tallesty1: I don't think this is exclusive to guys alone. Mostly we are the ones wasting their time.
You can also use ''guys'' in plural to refer to the memebers of a group regardless of sex. @topic, noted.
RomanceRe: Share Your Nicknames And How You Got Them - It Could Be Romantic Or Funny by djeezy(m): 7:46pm On Sep 04, 2014
Clinton594: Dude that sounds too foreign @ bolded.
So your real name is Elton?
Yea, u got it bro. Too foreign, guess so.
RomanceRe: Must A Gurl Be Straffed, To Earn Her Full Concentration In A Relationship? by djeezy(m): 7:34pm On Sep 04, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: lol....Playing Save since 1606
oh! I see.
RomanceRe: Must A Gurl Be Straffed, To Earn Her Full Concentration In A Relationship? by djeezy(m): 7:28pm On Sep 04, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: really? Dat shud be from experience right?
lol, no comment. Just be good at it.
HealthRe: Meet The ECOWAS Diplomat Who Took Ebola To Port Harcourt by djeezy(m): 7:17pm On Sep 04, 2014
Look at his face. Nonsense.
HealthRe: Ebola Case Reported In Eku Hospital Delta State. by djeezy(m): 7:13pm On Sep 04, 2014
Has it been confirmed? stop scaring people.
RomanceRe: Must A Gurl Be Straffed, To Earn Her Full Concentration In A Relationship? by djeezy(m): 7:09pm On Sep 04, 2014
It works...
RomanceRe: Share Your Nicknames And How You Got Them - It Could Be Romantic Or Funny by djeezy(m): 5:55pm On Sep 04, 2014
Mine's Eltee. From my real name. Couldn't let anyone label me so the one I gave myself spoke louder.
RomanceRe: List Of Things That Makes You A Woman Wrapper On Nairaland by djeezy(m): 5:13pm On Sep 04, 2014
Quite funny.
RomanceRe: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by djeezy(m): 4:14pm On Sep 04, 2014
marieolae: Its sad. But I dnt see anything in trying to loose weight, instead of swimming in depression. Its just being healthy really. Nobody Is saying they should be skinny, but really, if they want to live longer..they should get more active.
Nice one. Sometimes it's hard to loose the weight, just like a skinny person trying to gain it. It could also be their genes. I as a person think the scale do not define you. I have seen some confident women who are not bothered being fat. Then if the person cannot handle it, better to take the rigorous process, loose some weight and be happy with themselves.
HealthRe: Abia To Declare Manhunt For Fleeing Ebola Suspects . by djeezy(m): 4:07pm On Sep 04, 2014
Logicalmindy: lol. Sometimes, after they have finished booking space, they won't update it again. grin
Yes. I always update when i book. The ones that book and dont update booked when it wasn't on fp yet and perhaps didn't know it had.
HealthRe: Abia To Declare Manhunt For Fleeing Ebola Suspects . by djeezy(m): 3:57pm On Sep 04, 2014
Logicalmindy: lol. Oga, quit booking space. grin
Haha, chairman i hail o. I love the first page.
HealthRe: Abia To Declare Manhunt For Fleeing Ebola Suspects . by djeezy(m): 3:45pm On Sep 04, 2014
Why are they fleeing? If infected, is it Abia that will save them. They fear quarantine more than the virus itself. So funny. Weeks ago, we were crucifying Sawyer for avoiding quarantine and bringing the virus to Nigeria. Our indigenous folks are also fleeing. Imagine how many people they could infect by such malicious act. With this trend, the virus will be incommodious to contain.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Are Alway Eager When It Comes To Sex by djeezy(m): 1:51pm On Sep 04, 2014
Nigerian girls made the men impatient lovers when it comes to sex. She is swift in draining your pocket, you are swift in making plans to phuck her. The patient you become, the faster she leaves a dent in your pocket. Nigerian men see pre intimacy activities as a waste of time? I beg to differ. That's what they use in putting her in the mood, until she gets carried away and gives in.
RomanceRe: Romance Game by djeezy(m): 1:44pm On Sep 04, 2014
rozzay: Amended
She will kill you for that. lol
EducationRe: 22 Very Important Google Search Tricks by djeezy(m):
Nice one op. I love goggle translation. I use it in tricking my friends to believe I can speak different languages.
TV/MoviesRe: Opinion: My 1001 Problems With Nollywood By Sanchez01 by djeezy(m): 1:27pm On Sep 04, 2014
The points the op adumbrated are the reasons why I don't watch Nigerian movies. The picture quality is too poor same goes with the story line and redundant use of a single character to portray many roles. okay for instance, Mike Ozurunye playing a Prince in over 200 movies. Like seriously are we not tired? The most annoying is the too many royal movies. All you hear is my King, my prince, my queen. WTF!!! Then in village movies when a character has done so many atrocities and when nemesis has caught up with him or her. The next thing you will hear is...." I want to confess, I will confess'', followed by ''I killlllled.....''. Then in the end, two things will happen. The person will either die or run mad. Talking about soundtrack, it is so wack. They need an overhaul in that area.
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Mysteries That Science Can't Explain by djeezy(m): 1:21pm On Sep 04, 2014
Op do justice to this thread with pictures.
Music/RadioRe: OFFICIAL VIDEO: Phyno Ft. Flavour - Authe by djeezy(m): 1:17pm On Sep 04, 2014
I'm gonna download the video as long as it's phyno. Dude never disappoints. I'm a fan.
RomanceRe: Why Most Beautiful Girls End Up With "Poor" Husbands by djeezy(m): 12:53pm On Sep 04, 2014
That's what happens when a woman falls in love with money in lieu of virtues and good qualities. But I must admit, some beautiful women end up with rich good quality husbands.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Who Pray Before Every Operation by djeezy(m): 12:47pm On Sep 04, 2014
jennylove7575: This arm robbers sef! Hmm Na wah. But if you check am, their prayers were answered.... They prayed before the robbery. They succeeded. Then the people they robbed prayed to God for police to catch them and they were caught...God answereth all prayers.
Hahaha. Quite logical.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Who Pray Before Every Operation by djeezy(m): 12:44pm On Sep 04, 2014
.....and if they rob and come back successfully, they will say God answered their prayer. Then they will take quota to the pastor who will now lay hands on them and bless them. Then the armed robbers money will be used to build a church for God who didn't protect them. just me rationalising.
Science/TechnologyRe: 7 Outdated Technologies That Had Great Impact On The Lives Of Nigerian's by djeezy(m): 12:42pm On Sep 04, 2014
My favourite was the black and white Tv. Then in a large compound, only one person had it. We all used to converge at the person's house. If you don't take your bath, no entry. Changing the channel was done with a plier tool and if the station is not showing well, one person will go and stand at the back of the tv as antenna. Good old days.
RomanceRe: What My Grandfather Told Me About Finding The Right Woman For Me by djeezy(m): 12:38pm On Sep 04, 2014
Your grandpa is wise.
RomanceRe: Romance Game by djeezy(m): 10:50am On Sep 04, 2014
rozzay: What is ur plan in dis forum towards my babes dem. How many hearts have u broken nd how many more do u plan on breaking
Damn! tough questions. Ehmmm, my plans towards your babes, lol, I'd rather not comment. The hearts I've broken are those I couldn't love back.You know you can't fuckkkk all the girls in the world. You gotta choose and sometimes it's a tough decision. How many more I intend on breaking? Well breaking hearts is not my hobby.
RomanceRe: Romance Game by djeezy(m): 10:34am On Sep 04, 2014
rozzay: Gud come nd stand here, I want to interview u dat ur lips is it rily pinks cos u r driving some of my sis here cray
I'm here. Let the interview begin.

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