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Teenager? first love I guess. Probably given you low self exteem. Advice, concentrate on your studies, work hard, hang out with friends who value your true worth and get over her. When you're matured enough to go into relationships and handle whatever outcome, you will know. |
Tell her to borrow credit from mtn. |
marieolae: I won't feel comfortable. But it depends on if he is trustworthyokay, I get your point. |
marieolae: I won't allow my bf to join!Why? @op Maybe she's just here for the info. Or is she Mrschima consider yourself lucky, reduces her nagging. Just kidding. |
The girl may actually make sense. Let's wait until she uploads her pix. She's got guts......A plus. |
Tallesty1: I don't think this is exclusive to guys alone. Mostly we are the ones wasting their time.You can also use ''guys'' in plural to refer to the memebers of a group regardless of sex. @topic, noted. |
Clinton594: Dude that sounds too foreign @ bolded.Yea, u got it bro. Too foreign, guess so. |
Dayjhihannon01: lol....Playing Save since 1606oh! I see. |
Dayjhihannon01: really? Dat shud be from experience right?lol, no comment. Just be good at it. |
Look at his face. Nonsense. |
Has it been confirmed? stop scaring people. |
It works... |
Mine's Eltee. From my real name. Couldn't let anyone label me so the one I gave myself spoke louder. |
Quite funny. |
marieolae: Its sad. But I dnt see anything in trying to loose weight, instead of swimming in depression. Its just being healthy really. Nobody Is saying they should be skinny, but really, if they want to live longer..they should get more active.Nice one. Sometimes it's hard to loose the weight, just like a skinny person trying to gain it. It could also be their genes. I as a person think the scale do not define you. I have seen some confident women who are not bothered being fat. Then if the person cannot handle it, better to take the rigorous process, loose some weight and be happy with themselves. |
Logicalmindy: lol. Sometimes, after they have finished booking space, they won't update it again.Yes. I always update when i book. The ones that book and dont update booked when it wasn't on fp yet and perhaps didn't know it had. |
Logicalmindy: lol. Oga, quit booking space.Haha, chairman i hail o. I love the first page. |
Why are they fleeing? If infected, is it Abia that will save them. They fear quarantine more than the virus itself. So funny. Weeks ago, we were crucifying Sawyer for avoiding quarantine and bringing the virus to Nigeria. Our indigenous folks are also fleeing. Imagine how many people they could infect by such malicious act. With this trend, the virus will be incommodious to contain. |
Nigerian girls made the men impatient lovers when it comes to sex. She is swift in draining your pocket, you are swift in making plans to phuck her. The patient you become, the faster she leaves a dent in your pocket. Nigerian men see pre intimacy activities as a waste of time? I beg to differ. That's what they use in putting her in the mood, until she gets carried away and gives in. |
rozzay: AmendedShe will kill you for that. lol |
Nice one op. I love goggle translation. I use it in tricking my friends to believe I can speak different languages. |
The points the op adumbrated are the reasons why I don't watch Nigerian movies. The picture quality is too poor same goes with the story line and redundant use of a single character to portray many roles. okay for instance, Mike Ozurunye playing a Prince in over 200 movies. Like seriously are we not tired? The most annoying is the too many royal movies. All you hear is my King, my prince, my queen. WTF!!! Then in village movies when a character has done so many atrocities and when nemesis has caught up with him or her. The next thing you will hear is...." I want to confess, I will confess'', followed by ''I killlllled.....''. Then in the end, two things will happen. The person will either die or run mad. Talking about soundtrack, it is so wack. They need an overhaul in that area. |
Op do justice to this thread with pictures. |
I'm gonna download the video as long as it's phyno. Dude never disappoints. I'm a fan. |
That's what happens when a woman falls in love with money in lieu of virtues and good qualities. But I must admit, some beautiful women end up with rich good quality husbands. |
jennylove7575: This arm robbers sef! Hmm Na wah. But if you check am, their prayers were answered.... They prayed before the robbery. They succeeded. Then the people they robbed prayed to God for police to catch them and they were caught...God answereth all prayers.Hahaha. Quite logical. |
.....and if they rob and come back successfully, they will say God answered their prayer. Then they will take quota to the pastor who will now lay hands on them and bless them. Then the armed robbers money will be used to build a church for God who didn't protect them. just me rationalising. |
My favourite was the black and white Tv. Then in a large compound, only one person had it. We all used to converge at the person's house. If you don't take your bath, no entry. Changing the channel was done with a plier tool and if the station is not showing well, one person will go and stand at the back of the tv as antenna. Good old days. |
Your grandpa is wise. |
rozzay: What is ur plan in dis forum towards my babes dem. How many hearts have u broken nd how many more do u plan on breakingDamn! tough questions. Ehmmm, my plans towards your babes, lol, I'd rather not comment. The hearts I've broken are those I couldn't love back.You know you can't fuckkkk all the girls in the world. You gotta choose and sometimes it's a tough decision. How many more I intend on breaking? Well breaking hearts is not my hobby. |
rozzay: Gud come nd stand here, I want to interview u dat ur lips is it rily pinks cos u r driving some of my sis here crayI'm here. Let the interview begin. |
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consider yourself lucky, reduces her nagging. Just kidding.