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dey my own jeje this morning oh!! Mtn come
send me message say you have just won 7
FREE days of amazing fact SMS…. Since it was
free now, I said no problem… So I sat down,
hoping to receive some mind blowing facts…
But I was so shocked when I started receiving
the facts… (The first one came in..) *Do you
know that Nigeria is a country in Africa?
(Followed by the second one) *Do you know
that we get meat from animals? (I open my
mouth in shock… Then the third one) *Do you
know that fishes cant fly? Then i looked at my
phone, I smiled and said, Ehen!!! So una think
say Na only una sabi fact abi… So I started
sending them my own too…. * Do you know
that you can’t sit down and stand at the same
time? * Do you know that the place you go to
buy food stuffs is called a market? *Do you
know that if you stay under a swimming pool
for more than 10sec you will get wet? * Do
you know that in 1993 two kids went to a river
and saw a lot of water? * Do you know that
when you look at the mirror, the person you
see in the mirror is still you? *Do you know
that cows don’t give us milk, we take it from
them by force? *Do you know that Abacha was
alive before he died? *Do you know that
orphans don’t have father and mother? *Do
you know that scientists have proven that
Dwarfs are short people? Abeg help me add
your own…lolz#

Beeman1:
Arrant nonsense. Didn't we suffered more in the hand of last administration?. Op we know you and ur likes(Ipods/pampers).

FYI,We 95% will always stand with Buhari anyday anytime.

God bless PMB

God bless Nigeria.

the thunder wey go strike u sti d do press up..nonsense!

americanigga:
http://www.punchng.com/the-apostle-that-said-i-will-die-should-mention-the-date-el-rufai/

na human being type this thing

#smiles, thats life..!

ercel:
Chad come follow do us strong ting

NA SEND DEM SEND DEM.

olatex25:
I suspect dese dudes is on weed.. the most successful English football club is Liverpool.. get ur fact right, we are Elder's

lol...it ws den bro.
utd is d most succesful eng football club nw.

where the Olajumoke cuz i dnt knw her..lol

[quote author=djjosh post=43609084][/quote]na politician send them. damn nigeria!

make presido com compensate this ones wit "auto employment" oh. na dem nid am pass.

TheNonce:






So I ask! Is it only when a minister "kicks the bucket" that such road safety innovations or measures are taken? !

if it is so, then ministers should continue to die abeg...so we can have good roads.lolz

RichYoungNigga:
After how many years ??
Where will they get the money from ??
Joke of the century

my bro, der r nt fools, der invested d money.

Ameboperoo:
Lalasticalala, what do you say?

so u quoate frm A-Z onli to ask of lala...i see u!

Kondomatic:
What is real love?

i guess u now know what true love is
nyc 1@callie24

Most women go through life looking for love, and looking for someone to treat them like a queen. For some women, finding real love seems to be something that will never happen. I believe that finding love is not as hard as people make it seem. The reason that some women can't find real love is because they look for more than just real love. A lot of women know what they need in a relationship, and thats for a man to love that woman with all of his heart, and to treat her real good. Most women have guys in their life or guys that try to get with them, that could really love them and treat them real good. Those are usually the guys that get forced into that friend zone or rejected upfront. See, those guys could give them what they need, but not what they want. “Wants” can be anything from a woman wanting a man to have certain materialistic things, or she could want him to look a certain way, those are a few examples of the things that some of them want, but they vary depending on the female. What some females don't understand is that none of the things that they want has anything with love or how that person will treat you. You could find a man that looks perfect, has a house and car, he can be a college graduate with a good job, and you could still end up being with a person that doesn't truly love you, and will treat you like shit. What I am trying to say is that the person who could treat you good and really love you could already be in your life, but you could have been blinded by the things you want in a man so you overlooked the person that you were really looking for. And by the way there are men that do the same thing; I just wanted to be clear on that.

adioolayi:
Great economists of Nairaland ..I don't want to judge this directive as a novice...Please explain the Fundamental implications of this. What school of economics does this suits Is there any where in the world this has been put to test what was the outcome After these answers...We will be able to judge holistically

DRZ NO NID KNWIN IF IT HS WRK ON ANODA ECONOMY. CUZ ALL MODELS DT AV WRKD ELSEWER AV NEVA WORKD HERE. SO LETZ TRY IT N C.

4gt joor....e d sweet...n na 4 d main tym...if u no do am, allow odaz jare.

SHEY NA PHONE OF LIFE?

so on point...bt read d 11th comment b4 mine by pretydiva..nawao..!!!
How much do u tink can raise stuf lyk dz?
#answer: chicken change.

dont jump into conclusion...u dnt knw her worth.

Olamyyde:
Abeg, can this help someone in 300l maths department with a cgpa that cannot send sms on mtn

mtn sms is 4 naira naa, i.e 4point...am talkin of flashing power 0.11...

dominique:
If it's just for the month of March fine, if it's going to continue like that, NO WAY!

paying a worker his/her complete wage is a "Right" and not a previledge..so he must pay full salary or else....hmmmm

dz rubbish is wat u il alwys gt...wen u allow sm1 wid phd in zoology to rule humans!

where the f*ck is d camel?

do u guys tink itz Boko Haram or his enemies at work...?

jcflex:
If you see a nigerian man open a car door for a lady,


it either the car is new or the lady is new

or he is the only1 dt knws hw to open it.

trendsng:
I didn't do that shit

sure bro?

neolboy:
And rip 2 those who died as a result of too much salt

ya..rip to those dat died..

one year don waka...

C.

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